I'm So Turned On Right Now

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  1. Julius Peppers - that's classic. What do I feel sorry for the most in some of those pictures? The seat on that jet ski...

    By wingnut650, on March 26, 2010 06:26:57

  2. lol... I think Julius Peppers gained a few pounds.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 06:33:48

  3. hulk scared!!

    By hulk, on March 26, 2010 06:38:28

  4. Looks like a gorilla with sunglasses.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 06:39:24

  5. Thought this was an announcement for Cloverfield 2.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 06:46:21

  6. Let me hop on my soap box and say I don't think she should be allowed to compete against women in sports, for the same reason men don't compete against women. How many women do you know who look like linebackers?

    By mutterhals, on March 26, 2010 06:47:03

  7. You are the funniest black man, I mean Black Man that I've ever met. Even though we've never met.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 06:50:16

  8. Save the endangered species!!

    By Carlos, on March 26, 2010 06:54:17

  9. She may look like Bigfoot, but she has more $$$ than the fans of this site and its writer combined.


    So...um...go Serena!!!!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 07:03:57

  10. Damnit - the Eagles should have signed him!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 07:20:17

  11. We all know that black is beautiful, but WTF?...

    By DickFace, on March 26, 2010 07:23:29

  12. why do we say yuk??? if she was a skinny bolemic white girl u all would love to look. not everyone likes em skinny. say something positive about black women for once damnit!!!

    By bill, on March 26, 2010 07:24:20

  13. omg! she can't just put on a cute pair of shorts & some kind of cute wifebeater or shmedium bra/top combo thing & do all those activities maaaannnn??? so utterly gross..... doesn't she know???? ugh...

    By gigi, on March 26, 2010 07:27:59

  14. I see you guys have no idea what a real woman looks like. This is what an athletic woman looks like. You guys are so used to these "women" that look like teenage boys.

    By Lucius Fieldon, on March 26, 2010 07:35:08

  15. What's she doing with Jon Cryer in the second pic?

    By Jason O., on March 26, 2010 07:36:46

  16. Damn. Did it actually take nine posts for the "Yeah, well she's RICH!" defense? I sure as hell missed the call on that one. Maybe I'll make my money back on "someone calling Todd 'hater'" before 15 posts.

    By Some Hater, on March 26, 2010 07:42:07

  17. That swimsuit does a good job of minimizing her bulge.

    By Really Looking, on March 26, 2010 08:04:14

  18. I love racist rednecks!!! What's wit alldem coloreds takin over everythang?? First they takeover tenis, den gulf, den theys presidunt....

    By Joe Wilson, on March 26, 2010 08:21:41

  19. That's right #14. Why bother with women that look like little boys when you can go after a woman that look like a full-grown man.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 08:29:28

  20. she's an athlete so go figure she would have an athletic body...smdh

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 08:38:18

  21. Nobody said anything about "black women," Bill, Todd said something about *a* black woman who happens to be burlier than Julius Peppers, who is apparently a large man when he's not inventing tasty sodas. John Mayer may have a racist penis, but I assure you that Todd's meat-and-two-veg is as inclusive as The United Nations.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 08:40:47

  22. Well, #16, you'll remain as poor as the rest of us...compared to Ms. Williams, of course. You were two posts short.

    By #9, on March 26, 2010 08:41:14

  23. "Release the Kracken!" -Calibos

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 08:44:30

  24. #14

    Real woman? That's a full grown man, baby.

    Also, Todd isn't bashing Black women. He's just bashing a she-male who happens to be Black. So STFU with the constant racial whining already.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 08:51:35

  25. I'm still stunned that she's so good in tennis. Hulking mass doesn't usually bode well for speed. (shrugs) If (s)he can, more power to her(him).

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 08:53:44

  26. Todd, WTF. You need to post Selita Ebanks on here sometime. Girl is every bit as hot as Miranda, Candice, and Alessandra in the other post.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 09:09:30

  27. #9...you're an ignorant asshole. oooh she has money....so does every celeb being posted on this site...i wouldn't take millions to look like her..or jay z..or puff daddy..i'd rather be a bum

    By fcdrewaxxx, on March 26, 2010 09:15:59

  28. Quick! Call the zoo! There's an escaped monkey on the beach!



    No, really.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 09:21:13

  29. He tucks his cock n balls up really well... nasty whore.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 09:22:13

  30. #27: And...poof!!! Your wish is granted. Hmm, I didn't even have to twitch my nose or wave my wand for that one. You have always been a bum, methinks.

    By #9, on March 26, 2010 09:33:04

  31. HILARIOUS hubby!

    By Elizabeth, on March 26, 2010 09:39:34

  32. #24

    You STFU with your bashing of real woman. Some men like that type of woman, strong, healthy and can handle her self. Who wants a skinny bitch that whines all day, grabs fucking money and compliant her life is so hard.
    Serene baby you go!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 10:20:22


  33. You a fucking fool, worse comment on this site. TDamn Todd these fucking losers are annoying.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 10:21:59

  34. Hotter than a middle-aged, fire-crotched, portly cable star with crow's feet and cankles.

    By Hendrick's second chin, on March 26, 2010 10:38:25

  35. #9---Fuck You.

    By Warren Buffet, on March 26, 2010 11:36:19

  36. That's a MAN, baby!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 12:30:30

  37. "Let me hop on my soap box and say I don't think she should be allowed to compete against women in sports, for the same reason men don't compete against women...."


    THIS!

    By Steve Drill, on March 26, 2010 13:10:03

  38. strong athletic body..
    cool.

    By kk, on March 26, 2010 13:13:23

  39. Like it or not, that body is an amazing machine which works way more effectively than yours!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 13:25:27

  40. She could lose a good 40 pounds off that ass.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 13:27:18

  41. Good night, puny human!

    By JAC, on March 26, 2010 14:30:47

  42. Cripes! No wonder we've found no more evidence of Big Foot's existence other than those blurry telephoto photos from years back. He's been living right under our (hopefully clogged) noses all this time, playing tennis!

    By chucky, on March 26, 2010 14:56:59

  43. Ok, I'm a 'healthy' (chubby) chick so you'd expect shit like 'she's a real woman' from me, but no. She's just fat and big.

    An athlete should not have a gut like that.

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 16:53:45

  44. I'm so mad at all the things you write on here but I keep on coming to this site and reading anyway!! I'm so mad and I have no life!!!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 17:09:24

  45. the tattooed nazi and this ... in one day. what did we do to deserve this. you people all hated on christina hendricks and now we get this shit every day. bring back the TITS!

    By anonymous, on March 26, 2010 22:12:14

  46. Todd is just jealous because he knows she could kick his ass with one hand tied behind her back, hahaha!

    P.S. I love your column!

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2010 03:48:46

  47. I'm sure once she realizes that a bunch of emotionally immature blog posters don't want to fuck her she will go cry herself to sleep on the enormous piles of money she makes as a professional athlete. She is self sufficient: rich and famous on her own terms and I think that has more to do with the negativity here than anything else.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2010 06:45:47

  48. She and her sister have not been good for women's tennis. All about brawn and size over talent and ability. I always cringe when they end up in a grand slam final playing against each other. Pathetic and boring to watch. I love it when some skinny Russian or Eastern European chick beats them outwitting them on the court. One of the things that makes tennis a great sport, not just simply about sheer size and strength, brains count for something too.

    By John McEnroe's toupee, on March 27, 2010 08:34:39

  49. I love Chunky.

    By Newman, on March 27, 2010 12:33:39

  50. I'm loving the Julius peppers comparison. So fitting. This bitch is not only a butch but she is completely and utterly abrasive. I've yet to see her with anyone cool. She should be in Men's tennis instead. I have 5$ on her ass being just as hairy as mine. 10$ on her arms being bigger then mine fully flexed. Don't get me wrong i love a women that has a full figure and curves...but this bitch is nasty.

    By Big man on campus, on March 28, 2010 07:29:57

  51. #44 i have no life either...

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2010 09:55:18

  52. "I'm so turned on right now"
    I'm not. I'm really, really, really not.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2010 02:23:14

  53. I'm not trying to accuse you of being a racist or anything (seriously), btu whenever you have black women up here you're always complaining about their looks. Are there ANY women of color you find attractive? There ARE more beautiful women other than white women.
    HOWEVER, this bitch ain't one of them, so good for you.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2010 03:00:13

  54. What a gorilla.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2010 03:55:29

  55. Hey! It's the dude from The Blind Side.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2010 07:11:51

  56. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING DAMN THAT SHIT IS UGLY

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2010 07:42:26

  57. Gods, what a beast!!!

    By SNAFU, on March 30, 2010 06:04:26

  58. why are blacks so sensitive??

    By leftykc, on March 30, 2010 09:25:52

  59. What a killer body...NOT!!!

    By anonymous, on March 30, 2010 09:33:09

  60. poor girl probably has an addiction to food. clearly she gets her exercise but a lil too much of it and all those carbs turn into muscle if you make them. she's a dude basically. she'll find a very nice body builder to suit her needs one day.

    By kmcrack, on April 12, 2010 00:04:54

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