Please, she's slept with the biggest male sluts before, why not him?
Seriously, I bet he discovered that she was planning to spring a surprise wedding on him as soon as the movie promotion was over, and he bolted like a scared deer.
I don't see how sleeping with Gerard would make people see her movies..thats ridiculous..and they have both said they aren't dating, they are just good friends and have fun together..some people just have to think what they want, and not the truth...
Your take on this is completely wrong. Everyone who has worked with Gerard, knows he's a nice guy but a total dork and will suck face with anything walking by with a vajayjay. Jen is way cooler than this goofball.
Ha, ha; I think most Hollywood A-listers would probably rather be accused of being gay than let it be known they were banging Jen. The smell of desperation on this bitch should be bottled and sold to women in small mace cans they can put in their purses to ward off attackers.
4, well she's gotta do something to get people to watch her movies, because her alleged star power alone certainly isn't doing it. I can count the number of people who watched that movie she did with Aaron Eckhart on one hand.
The only reason Jen Aniston is in the news at all is because she hops from manslut to manslut, with the tabloids reporting that each one is her new Twoo Wuv. If she stopped desperately chasing mansluts, she'd slide out of the news in a matter of minutes.
If you have to explain a quip or pop reference, it isn't funny anymore. But hey, given the number of office-chair masturbators that frequent IDLYITY, I understand the need to explain.
They've both denied all rumors of this relationship. I've only heard good things about him being a humble person and good to his friends. Can't say I've heard the same about her, but I don't have hate for either one of them.
she´s so pathetic, while she was putting up that ¨we are together¨ act he was in Brazil banging some model... please bitch, just buy a vibrator and leave us alone!!!
Who gives a fuck about Maniston and her chin? I don't know a single person who will pay money to see this movie. I cannot understand why she is considered an A-list star.
#1, yes, I've heard about him having herpes before. Allegedly he also gave it to some poor chick in England who exploded with hatred all over Gerard Butler forums. LOL!
#13, yeah, and that model looked like s/hit! Seriously, I first thought she was a tranny. That guy obviously has no taste or doesn't care who he sticks it in. Manho.
I hate these phony romances that publicists try to drum up for movie co-stars in hopes of publicizing the movie. These two idiots, and then Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - they aren't/weren't dating! (RP being gay, of course.) If co-stars really WERE dating, it would be much more obvious and in the papers more, like when Pitt and Jolie got together.
Sure, she makes a really good Rachel on friends but that's the extent of her "acting" range. She's really just that desperate sometimes vaguely attractive but mostly not bitch with an iconic haircut.
If it weren't for dumbass stupid reacharound whoa as Jennifer rags like People et. al. she'd have dropped into obscurity, where she belongs.
And Butler, Mayer, and a host of douchebags have kicked her to the curb or never even stopped by the curb to take a look because she's such a dreck, not the last of the curb kickers was one Brad Pitt. When the supposedly "sexist man in Hollywood" (or is that Clooney, I get confused) is like yeah yeah look at me with Rachel from friends and HOLY SHIT, is that ANGELINA? See ya plain brown wrapper jane, I got to get with a real looker on my level I mean I think that says it all. Anniston as just that boring actress on that long running show second to the bottom along with Joey whatshisface, now she's just that boring actress who's movies flop and the Hollywood men wouldn't touch her with Gerard Butler's dick.
Instead of feeling you MUST follow Hollywood protocol and be dating a celebrity, try "slumming" it for a while and hook up with a regular, decent, non-Hollywood tainted guy with a marketable talent but little money (this will require a little vetting, of course). He'll be loyal to death because of your wealth, and you can then mold him into a celebrity with a reality show of his own. Worked perfectly for Sandara Bullock. Dont take the suggestions from others that you should go for a "wealthy businessman"...he'll be "shopping around" as soon as you introduce him to others celebrities at parties, since your money wont keep him faithful.
31 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI don't think Jennifer would sleep with Gerard Butler. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want genital herpes.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 09:46:55
sure she would...she needs to stir up interest in her shitty movies somehow
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 10:01:28
Please, she's slept with the biggest male sluts before, why not him?
Seriously, I bet he discovered that she was planning to spring a surprise wedding on him as soon as the movie promotion was over, and he bolted like a scared deer.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 10:15:49
I don't see how sleeping with Gerard would make people see her movies..thats ridiculous..and they have both said they aren't dating, they are just good friends and have fun together..some people just have to think what they want, and not the truth...
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 10:38:10
Your take on this is completely wrong. Everyone who has worked with Gerard, knows he's a nice guy but a total dork and will suck face with anything walking by with a vajayjay.
Jen is way cooler than this goofball.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 10:42:45
This guy is more or less openly gay, so...she's probably not too surprised.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 11:08:55
Ha, ha; I think most Hollywood A-listers would probably rather be accused of being gay than let it be known they were banging Jen. The smell of desperation on this bitch should be bottled and sold to women in small mace cans they can put in their purses to ward off attackers.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 11:43:05
#1 are you serious? She slept with std factory John Mayer!
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 12:01:57
4, well she's gotta do something to get people to watch her movies, because her alleged star power alone certainly isn't doing it. I can count the number of people who watched that movie she did with Aaron Eckhart on one hand.
The only reason Jen Aniston is in the news at all is because she hops from manslut to manslut, with the tabloids reporting that each one is her new Twoo Wuv. If she stopped desperately chasing mansluts, she'd slide out of the news in a matter of minutes.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 12:03:28
He's gay!!!
By Proff1, on March 15, 2010 12:10:34
If you have to explain a quip or pop reference, it isn't funny anymore. But hey, given the number of office-chair masturbators that frequent IDLYITY, I understand the need to explain.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 12:29:43
They've both denied all rumors of this relationship. I've only heard good things about him being a humble person and good to his friends. Can't say I've heard the same about her, but I don't have hate for either one of them.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 12:33:43
she´s so pathetic, while she was putting up that ¨we are together¨ act he was in Brazil banging some model... please bitch, just buy a vibrator and leave us alone!!!
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 13:24:30
Who gives a fuck about Maniston and her chin? I don't know a single person who will pay money to see this movie. I cannot understand why she is considered an A-list star.
By Red Cat, on March 15, 2010 13:25:51
#11 Someone hit a nerve? And let me explain the concept of irony to you...
#3 OK that was funny...LOL
By jimmy, on March 15, 2010 14:28:12
#1, yes, I've heard about him having herpes before. Allegedly he also gave it to some poor chick in England who exploded with hatred all over Gerard Butler forums. LOL!
#13, yeah, and that model looked like s/hit! Seriously, I first thought she was a tranny. That guy obviously has no taste or doesn't care who he sticks it in. Manho.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 14:47:22
um #6 he is not gay and I have never seen anything that would suggest that he is. Not every hot guy is gay ya know.
By mj420, on March 15, 2010 15:17:13
He's an admitted bisexual, so...
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 16:29:45
LOL!! I just saw a pic of Gerard Butler from 1992 and he looked like a total dork!!! He's 23 but looks like 17. Priceless.
By Keyla, on March 15, 2010 16:44:09
he can do damage to me.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 17:24:46
I hate these phony romances that publicists try to drum up for movie co-stars in hopes of publicizing the movie. These two idiots, and then Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - they aren't/weren't dating! (RP being gay, of course.)
If co-stars really WERE dating, it would be much more obvious and in the papers more, like when Pitt and Jolie got together.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 18:52:26
i couldnt care less how desperate she is ..i only need 3mins 27 seconds to fix her ...
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 19:32:33
Someone just kill her with fire, please.
Sure, she makes a really good Rachel on friends but that's the extent of her "acting" range. She's really just that desperate sometimes vaguely attractive but mostly not bitch with an iconic haircut.
If it weren't for dumbass stupid reacharound whoa as Jennifer rags like People et. al. she'd have dropped into obscurity, where she belongs.
And Butler, Mayer, and a host of douchebags have kicked her to the curb or never even stopped by the curb to take a look because she's such a dreck, not the last of the curb kickers was one Brad Pitt. When the supposedly "sexist man in Hollywood" (or is that Clooney, I get confused) is like yeah yeah look at me with Rachel from friends and HOLY SHIT, is that ANGELINA? See ya plain brown wrapper jane, I got to get with a real looker on my level I mean I think that says it all. Anniston as just that boring actress on that long running show second to the bottom along with Joey whatshisface, now she's just that boring actress who's movies flop and the Hollywood men wouldn't touch her with Gerard Butler's dick.
By chucky, on March 16, 2010 01:02:29
Hey Jen, a little free relationship advice:
Instead of feeling you MUST follow Hollywood protocol and be dating a celebrity, try "slumming" it for a while and hook up with a regular, decent, non-Hollywood tainted guy with a marketable talent but little money (this will require a little vetting, of course). He'll be loyal to death because of your wealth, and you can then mold him into a celebrity with a reality show of his own. Worked perfectly for Sandara Bullock. Dont take the suggestions from others that you should go for a "wealthy businessman"...he'll be "shopping around" as soon as you introduce him to others celebrities at parties, since your money wont keep him faithful.
By the other John Falcon...the much bigger one, on March 16, 2010 07:41:42
Amen chucky... couldn't have said it better myself..
By anonymous, on March 16, 2010 10:17:37
Chucky, you nailed it. Well done sir!
By anonymous, on March 16, 2010 16:00:55
I guess this isn't Sparta.
By Shaft, Master of the Universe, on March 16, 2010 16:36:26
A bottomless pit of insecurity
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 03:15:05
Doing damage with someone else? I think he meant anyone else.
And yes, Leonidas has said he had been with guys and gals.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 03:17:48
chucky: brilliant.
By anna, on March 17, 2010 04:29:14
Why are the banner pics of women all boob shots but banner pics of men are fully clothed. COME ON, TODD! Your readers are NOT just 12-year-old BOYS!
By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 12:29:57
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