Jessica Simpson looks great with a little weight on her. I have found over the years that chubby girls are easier, and ready to please ... so if her present trend continues, then maybe I've got a chance with her ... ???
Man I'm not one to post too often here but in this case I had to: she just looks awful. What happened to her? She needs to lose 30 pounds immediately. Her head and neck are huge! Talk about letting yourself go. Papa Joe can't be too happy over this either since his money maker aint making him any money looking like that.
The truth of the matter is that even though fat and stupid, Jessica Blimpson is making money to the tune of approximately $250M a year just from her fashion conglomerate alone. Papa Joe loves his baby girl. Mmmm, mmmm.
16 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYou can tell that she's so uncomfortable with her body, she doesn't even know how to stand/pose for a picture anymore. It's sad.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 02:15:31
Jessica Simpson looks great with a little weight on her. I have found over the years that chubby girls are easier, and ready to please ... so if her present trend continues, then maybe I've got a chance with her ... ???
By Midlife Bachelor, on March 12, 2010 03:27:04
The glory and honor of...spanx!
By mutterhals, on March 12, 2010 04:40:50
She doesn't look normal, retard! She looks fat and stupid!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 05:39:55
Another 35 pounds, seven years, and crow's feet, and us love rolls on Chris Hendricks will have some competition.
By Hendrick's rolls. (No, really, we are online now.), on March 12, 2010 06:14:28
Bovine
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 07:57:40
Women are so stupid.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:24:23
She looks almost too classy and demure here, which in her case is not good.
Still, I'd peel that dress off and spray my warm jizz all over her fat mellifluous titties just to remind of her trashy hobag roots.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:31:53
She has the matronly figure of a black-clad grandmother in an Fellini movie.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 09:00:05
Man I'm not one to post too often here but in this case I had to: she just looks awful. What happened to her? She needs to lose 30 pounds immediately. Her head and neck are huge! Talk about letting yourself go. Papa Joe can't be too happy over this either since his money maker aint making him any money looking like that.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 10:35:18
Fat.
By Cubs Fan, on March 12, 2010 11:03:58
The truth of the matter is that even though fat and stupid, Jessica Blimpson is making money to the tune of approximately $250M a year just from her fashion conglomerate alone. Papa Joe loves his baby girl. Mmmm, mmmm.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 21:20:59
I like Jessica, but I don't like that dress, it looks like something my mother would have worn in 1950..
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 01:48:47
She has the body of a refrigerator......if she had a waist her figure would look much better....
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 07:51:12
When I saw the dress, my first thought was "Now I know what happened to the shower curtain I donated to Goodwill"
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 19:46:50
Size 16 sexual nepalm.
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 12:29:53
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