I would bang her harder than a loose wire door in a storm. And every time she says something that lacks in intelligence, i just want the first sentence to happen even more. Hey Jessica, my birthday is October 16. I'm just like John Mayer, except i'm not a douche, just occasionally an arsehole.
What I'd like to know is why there are folks in Hollywood who still feel they can make a buck off her. They'd be much wiser finding new talent and promoting that, instead of people like Jessica and Britney. It is all about advertising, after all.
I think the show has a very interesting premise, we all do some weird shit even in our own culture to be 'more attractive'. Other cultures do to, it just seems weirder to us because it is foreign. I wonder if it lacked in execution, or if no one wanted to watch because she hosted it and it was assumed it would be vapid and dumb. Sorry, but she has yet to do anything to change the world's opinion of her IQ.
Honestly, if I were in her shoes, I'd take some of that money and go to college. She needs an education for just general purposes, she needs to get out of Hollywood at least for a while, and she needs an education to provide her with a backup career. She isn't entertaining enough to hold people's attention for longer than it takes to poke fun at her. It isn't like she can't afford to attend a decent four year university.
#11, I'm saying that she has done and said one dumb thing after another and that is why people think she is dumb. Therefore, she hasn't done anything to change the world's opinion of her IQ.
I think she is dumb, or at the the very least, ignorant and I think that comes in large part from being pimped out by her dad as a singer at a young age and having an extremely limited world view. That isn't her fault, it is her dad's. Who among us at 16 would have said 'no' to being a wealthy pop star?
To me, she seems like a nice person as opposed to Paris Hilton, who is both stupid and mean as hell. Dumb I can forgive because it generally can't be helped. Mean, racist, elitist assholery I can't forgive. Jessica has been used by other celebrity douchebags like Mayer, and I feel sorry for her. In spite of her millions, she looks miserable in most of the photos I've seen her in the last few years. I think she needs to get the hell away from the entertainment world for while, and go get her shit together somewhere like college or meditating with sherpas in Tibet or something. Just anything but further exposure to an industry that is so harsh to women in particular.
If we could get her show with Sophia Loren narrating and Jessica just pantomimed everything in a thong only the show might be worth watching. Does that make it only fit for skinomax?
Why the hell do I want to watch JS talk about beauty with hags in South America when the real show would be placing her in foster care in the Bronx?
She knows enough about beauty to know she DOESN'T HAVE IT. Let's move on and stick her with an inner city family and have her shop with WIC and food stamps.
After hearing her talk on Letterman I freakin hate this bitch now. Before I was kinda eh, who cares, but the snotty bitch voice she used to describe how above all this shit she is when all I can think is "everyone is right" when they call her a dumb bitch.
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Leave Your CommentI would bang her harder than a loose wire door in a storm. And every time she says something that lacks in intelligence, i just want the first sentence to happen even more.
Hey Jessica, my birthday is October 16. I'm just like John Mayer, except i'm not a douche, just occasionally an arsehole.
Call me
By Reece, on March 21, 2010 03:53:29
Give her some credit. More people watched her than watch Olbermann or Maddow. Combined.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 04:20:22
damn, pic #4...it's a man baby. it's a man with a rack.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 04:49:40
I'm waiting for her follow-up series, The Price of Bukkake.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 05:39:00
She should just get in shape and do a spread in Playboy and watch the goodwill she once had return in spades.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 06:08:46
What I'd like to know is why there are folks in Hollywood who still feel they can make a buck off her. They'd be much wiser finding new talent and promoting that, instead of people like Jessica and Britney. It is all about advertising, after all.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 07:28:25
Operation Repo is a damn good show.
By Sean, on March 21, 2010 07:32:25
I think the show has a very interesting premise, we all do some weird shit even in our own culture to be 'more attractive'. Other cultures do to, it just seems weirder to us because it is foreign. I wonder if it lacked in execution, or if no one wanted to watch because she hosted it and it was assumed it would be vapid and dumb. Sorry, but she has yet to do anything to change the world's opinion of her IQ.
Honestly, if I were in her shoes, I'd take some of that money and go to college. She needs an education for just general purposes, she needs to get out of Hollywood at least for a while, and she needs an education to provide her with a backup career. She isn't entertaining enough to hold people's attention for longer than it takes to poke fun at her. It isn't like she can't afford to attend a decent four year university.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 07:50:31
she needs to realize that she has been over for years now. Take your millions, STFU and GO AWAY.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 08:13:39
There's something creepy about turning Ken Paves loose in Thailand. Watch for that on LOGO.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 08:33:31
"Sorry, but she has yet to do anything to change the world's opinion of her IQ." #8. You're fucking kidding right?
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 15:51:29
He only calls her napalm because she smells in the morning.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 21:25:25
#11, I'm saying that she has done and said one dumb thing after another and that is why people think she is dumb. Therefore, she hasn't done anything to change the world's opinion of her IQ.
I think she is dumb, or at the the very least, ignorant and I think that comes in large part from being pimped out by her dad as a singer at a young age and having an extremely limited world view. That isn't her fault, it is her dad's. Who among us at 16 would have said 'no' to being a wealthy pop star?
To me, she seems like a nice person as opposed to Paris Hilton, who is both stupid and mean as hell. Dumb I can forgive because it generally can't be helped. Mean, racist, elitist assholery I can't forgive. Jessica has been used by other celebrity douchebags like Mayer, and I feel sorry for her. In spite of her millions, she looks miserable in most of the photos I've seen her in the last few years. I think she needs to get the hell away from the entertainment world for while, and go get her shit together somewhere like college or meditating with sherpas in Tibet or something. Just anything but further exposure to an industry that is so harsh to women in particular.
By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 02:32:18
You are a very beautiful woman Jessica!
By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 03:30:01
If we could get her show with Sophia Loren narrating and Jessica just pantomimed everything in a thong only the show might be worth watching.
Does that make it only fit for skinomax?
By Philip Marshall, on March 22, 2010 05:50:29
"should just film me feeding my three-legged cat"
Awwww, how is tripod doing?
By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 07:31:22
She looks like a retarded scarecrow. I wonder if they had to photoshop the line of drool spilling out her mouth in the banner pic. Duuuhhhhrrrrrr...
By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 08:27:19
forget jessica for a second- with ratings like those, why does vh1 even bother to make shows anymore????
By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 08:59:31
I don't have a problem with Jessica, but the show looks retarded.
By Sunny Day, on March 22, 2010 14:06:25
Why the hell do I want to watch JS talk about beauty with hags in South America when the real show would be placing her in foster care in the Bronx?
She knows enough about beauty to know she DOESN'T HAVE IT. Let's move on and stick her with an inner city family and have her shop with WIC and food stamps.
By Kirsten, on March 22, 2010 18:06:08
After hearing her talk on Letterman I freakin hate this bitch now. Before I was kinda eh, who cares, but the snotty bitch voice she used to describe how above all this shit she is when all I can think is "everyone is right" when they call her a dumb bitch.
By Donkeh, on March 22, 2010 22:25:30
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