This chick exemplifies the term "gold digging whore". She became famous because she fucked & sucked an 80 year old rich dude. Then she fucked & sucked an NFL player. Basically, she's a cum dumpster. Her only apparent daily thoughts are "should I do doggystyle tonight or reverse cowgirl?"
Give her a break, Todd She discovered that dick is bigger than your finger and doesnt need 14 Viagra and an erector set to stay up The term "banged her brains out" comes to mind No, wait - it wouldn't take that much banging for that to happen And it WAS "culture shock": her culture of wiggerness meeting her friends culture of 2-brain-cells So she was right And she has big tits and a cute face
One of the problems that Kendra has is being in the Playboy manision is like living in Sodom and Gomorrah. There is no right and wrong and with this thinking everything about sex, good looks and money. There is no moral direction. You have this 80 year old man wheeling all kinds of power over 20+ year old women and they think this is right and later find out that it's not. It screws with your head.
Well, maybe it's her "culture" to be around skinny bimbos and have that be the only barometer for success? Maybe her life's been so insular she's never met a woman who wears a size 8. What pregnancy does to your body, especially immediately after giving birth, is fairly shocking, but I wish her priorities (newborn!) were more evident.
Considering that up until she got knocked up she only grunted and spoke in Whorish, I can see how Baby Country is totally getting her down-- especially considering the exchange rate is pretty bad.
Considering that she's got a horseface, has got fake tits that look unnatural, no brains, no common sense, laughs like Jerry Lewis & is the biggest female wigger around, I'd say her husband will be cheating very soon.
Todd, you claim that Jessica Alba isn't hot anymore since she had her kid yet you don't get why a playboy bunny would be insecure about her body after giving birth. I hope any woman you impregnate is smart enough to just take the child support and run.
A dumb dolt can't be expected to know the definition of culture shock. Poor girl only displays her ignorance and stupidity every time she opens her mouth.
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Leave Your CommentYou shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. She was dropped on her head as a baby, so she can't help it.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2010 21:46:36
This chick exemplifies the term "gold digging whore". She became famous because she fucked & sucked an 80 year old rich dude. Then she fucked & sucked an NFL player. Basically, she's a cum dumpster. Her only apparent daily thoughts are "should I do doggystyle tonight or reverse cowgirl?"
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 00:04:49
Give her a break, Todd
She discovered that dick is bigger than your finger and doesnt need 14 Viagra and an erector set to stay up
The term "banged her brains out" comes to mind
No, wait - it wouldn't take that much banging for that to happen
And it WAS "culture shock": her culture of wiggerness meeting her friends culture of 2-brain-cells
So she was right
And she has big tits and a cute face
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 00:52:48
One of the problems that Kendra has is being in the Playboy manision is like living in Sodom and Gomorrah. There is no right and wrong and with this thinking everything about sex, good looks and money. There is no moral direction. You have this 80 year old man wheeling all kinds of power over 20+ year old women and they think this is right and later find out that it's not. It screws with your head.
By lkl, on March 12, 2010 02:35:01
Well, maybe it's her "culture" to be around skinny bimbos and have that be the only barometer for success? Maybe her life's been so insular she's never met a woman who wears a size 8. What pregnancy does to your body, especially immediately after giving birth, is fairly shocking, but I wish her priorities (newborn!) were more evident.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 03:11:00
I'm with Coco.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 03:46:07
Considering that up until she got knocked up she only grunted and spoke in Whorish, I can see how Baby Country is totally getting her down-- especially considering the exchange rate is pretty bad.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 03:55:38
Hilarious Todd! Got a few good laughs this morning! Back to ranch work...thanks!
By gsx, on March 12, 2010 04:37:38
Except that Hank got signed by the Eagles today.
By Blair, on March 12, 2010 07:14:36
In other Kendra news, she announced today that she is now nearly certain that fucking may have been at least in part responsible for her pregnancy.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 07:24:25
HOLY PHOTOSHOP BATMAN!!!!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:02:24
Interesting how here she doesn't look like the pimply meth-mouthed whore she usually does.
I understand her being insecure about Holly Madison though. I'd fuck that sweet-faced high-class whore in a Vegas minute.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:27:20
The raccoon look is really off.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:49:13
'Wheeling power'
hahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 09:04:47
Considering that she's got a horseface, has got fake tits that look unnatural, no brains, no common sense, laughs like Jerry Lewis & is the biggest female wigger around, I'd say her husband will be cheating very soon.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 13:41:58
Hank signed with Eagles
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 00:57:06
Todd, you claim that Jessica Alba isn't hot anymore since she had her kid yet you don't get why a playboy bunny would be insecure about her body after giving birth. I hope any woman you impregnate is smart enough to just take the child support and run.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 11:33:34
A dumb dolt can't be expected to know the definition of culture shock. Poor girl only displays her ignorance and stupidity every time she opens her mouth.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 20:15:15
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