20 Comments:

1. "the same two words that will be in her obituary." for all the losers that get mad at this, todd, WE THE PEOPLE appreciate you, that shit is gold don't ever change.

   By long time listener, first time caller, on March 4, 2010 20:34:02

2. Miss Lohan, Miss Lindsay Lohan? Time's up!

   By The Fame Fairy, on March 5, 2010 00:02:34

3. This could actually be a good book IF it is written as "here's what not to do"
   Especially to parents
   How NOT to be Michael Lohan
   What protections need to be put in place
   Who to trust and when you know it's time to dump them
   Things like that
   Instead, it will be a ghost written mess
   If only Lindsay had had someone in her life to tell her NO
   So sad...

   By Rick, on March 5, 2010 00:12:39

4. I would read this book if it had the actual chapters Todd listed. HE should co-author this book.

   By Well done, Todd, on March 5, 2010 01:03:22

5. Stupid old 'hohan.

   By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 02:05:13

6. Tell all what? We already know.

   By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 03:57:07

7. GOD is she boring. Is Narcissism genetic? Because her whole family seems to be infected with it.

   By Get over yourself Lindsay, on March 5, 2010 04:13:40

8. #7 narcissism isn't genetic but mental retardation is.

   By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 04:42:49

9. Well, obviously she's going for the Pulitzer Prize since her declaration of winning an Oscar seems to have not quite worked out.

   By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 05:38:24

10. Could be interesting reading about all the romps she's had. That's gotta be good for, er, 30 chapters.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 06:01:36

11. Poor lindsay, and she used to be so cute. Is she trying to look like megan fox...no lindsay that's a step down.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 07:53:22

12. Whore.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 08:56:06

13. chapter one: sleeping with over 1000 guys
    chapter two: Im not a whore
    chapter three: cocaine alcohol, and other drugs
    chapter four: rehab, go to stay out of jail
    chapter five: I still drink, but im not an alcoholic
    chapter six:LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!!
    chapter seven:im a fashion designer. look pasties!
    chapter eight: I don't like to talk about my personal life
    chapter nine: anorexia, meth, bulimia.. how you can be beautiful just like me
    chapter ten: sam and me, the best that I can be
    chapter eleven: I don't have problems, the media does. They just see me wrong, theres nothing wrong with me.
    chapter twelve: my dad, whats with that?
    chapter thirteen: thats my life, see what I have learned? I hope my infinite wisdom will guide you, like it guided me.

    By lohans autobiography , on March 5, 2010 09:04:29

14. Mark Ebner's a pitbull. I'm surprised he's still alive. Between him and TMZ, they get all the dirt.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 10:31:09

15. I would put my dick into that rolled-up, wet, dirty rug of a girl Lohan than that fat hog Christina Hendricks.
    
    Filth before fat.

    By Don't like rolling them in flour first, on March 5, 2010 11:38:30

16. LMAO, like she can write! What color crayon is she writing with? Who's helping her with the big words? Where's the chapter on teabagging?

    By Underpants Gnome, on March 5, 2010 12:33:36

17. LOL! Todd your so funny

    By mj420, on March 5, 2010 13:57:42

18. Lindsey's going to write a fiction book? GET OUT OF HERE!!!

    By anonymous, on March 6, 2010 05:53:47

19. I will be first in line to buy this shit.

    By LiLoFan, on March 6, 2010 07:08:34

20. @ #15 enjoy your AIDS.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on March 9, 2010 21:29:19