26 Comments:

1. I can help her with that :)

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 03:58:16

2. Even the most hottest chick will at one point, hear her biological clock ticking. Totally natural.

   By It happens, on March 1, 2010 04:47:24

3. she,like other similiarly self absorbed twats/twits should be rounded up and sent to the gas chamber...just like the old days.

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 04:53:36

4. Over her

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 05:04:02

5. and I want to be the father....mmmmm

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 05:20:39

6. A child would be better off being raised by wolves than by Megan Fox
   
   Who're you kidding? Can't be any worse than Angelina Jolie and her ambulatory children's circus freak show.

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 05:55:33

7. I really don't like megan fox because she's very stupid...but she is really pretty. I don't know she probably would make a good mom, I always see her with brian's son...look at nicol richey,even she's a mom.

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 06:02:39

8. Yeah. Child support is awesome.

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 06:36:04

9. Dibs!

   By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 06:36:21

10. Yep, that's just what the taxpayer needs, another mouth to feed. This self absorbed cunt would get bored with her own child as soon as someone flashed a shiny object. She should be sterilized at once, post haste!!!

    By coolpapa, on March 1, 2010 06:51:00

11. Would someone please shut this girl's trap up? And would the media start boycotting these stupid Twit-blurbs that buy her another 10 seconds of fame when she says them?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 07:10:00

12. I personally think there should be a giant orgy..everyone does her and whoever gets her prego wins :)

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 07:23:53

13. Why would she be a horrible mom? She's been a 'step-mom' to her boyfriend's son for years, and dealing with step-children successfully is great training for biological motherhood.

    By Marissa, on March 1, 2010 08:08:09

14. Hope the kid has the father's thumbs.

    By thumb fetish, on March 1, 2010 08:35:41

15. #12 for President.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 08:37:29

16. Hey, #10, so I guess you'll take the first step by offing yourself? You know, for the good of society?
    
    Yeah, didn't think so.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 10:31:53

17. The line starts behind me, bitches!

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 10:35:32

18. I can help her with all of it, the conception, breast feeding, taking care of the horniness, whatever it takes baby.

    By LolleyGagger, on March 1, 2010 11:25:03

19. Do Megan Fox bareback to get her preggo? Sure - only if I get to blow off into her mouth BEFORE and up her butt afterward. A few dozen times. Hey, I'll wash off after the anal - I'm a gentleman, yo!

    By erect@hardon.cum, on March 1, 2010 12:21:03

20. im over this chick..stick some cow semen inside her and see what comes out..

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 12:59:40

21. erect@hardon.cum you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 13:17:18

22. Giraffe neck, no hips. Highly. Overrated.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 14:38:57

23. Hey, #16, go fuck your ass with a broken bottle, mmmmkay?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 15:23:03

24. Re: #20. Many years ago a gorilla at Melbourne Zoo gave birth to the first lowland gorilla born in captivity (or something equally noteworthy). It was a very big deal and my class at school went on a field trip to see the baby gorilla. The class trooped into the gorilla nursery and the Zookeepers proudly showed us photos... of the mama gorilla's artificial insemination!! Yes, we saw a close up of a doctor blowing semen up the gorilla's muff with a straw. I was about 12 at the time and it traumatized me for quite a few years.
    
    Reading your comment just bought it all flooding back. Thanks.

    By Red Cat, on March 2, 2010 00:10:20

25. Todd you wouldn't want a poor pumpkin to go through life with wonky thumbs would you. She sure has perfected the "art" of hiding them in photos...

    By gsx, on March 2, 2010 04:10:58

26. #3 Does your doctor know you've stopped taking your medication?

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 07:19:16