She'd definitely be cuter if she fixed those teeth...god knows they have the money to do it. I'm assuming it's just a point of pride by now to have hideous teeth. "I'm so worldly and deep because I care naught for vanity!" Well, that's because you're not the one who has to look at you every day.
Maybe you've not notice La Depp's teeth is also raggedy looking. Depp has a certain type of woman, he always dated waifs even before waifs were back in fashion. Paradis fits his type, Depp does not date/marry Pamela Anderson types.
I'm trying to figure out what the hell happened to Vanessa Paradis. Does anyone remember how beautiful she used to be? She was in that perfume (LuLu, I think) commercial where she was in a bird cage. It's like two different people. WTF???
Maybe he's dated hot ass bitches in the past but found them to be shallow, vapid whores. Good to fuck, but not to spend your life with. So he's compromised on a decent looking chick who may be a nice, intelligent person. Or he just has a skinny chick with bad teeth fetish. Just sayin'...
Ever consider he might love her? After all, he's completely different than the usual Hollywood asshole (see Todd's arguments), so he doesn't have to play by their date-50-pairs-of-sewn-in-beach-balls-with-crabs a month rule
please.... haters! Vanessa's beyond hot -- she's just natural, and relaxed in her own skin as she ages [btw, you got lucky with those shots because those teeth are normally a show!] and you think that hand isn't strategically hiding & holding up a pancake-y boobie? eh... whatev! Vanessa's just awesome...
Vanessa is completely unique and beautiful. I'm glad she never got her teeth fixed (in fact the new hot model of the moment has the same teeth - so does Lauren Hutton!)
They seem to be such lovely normal people who happen to be huge stars. Its obvious that they love each other and have a wonderful life. Yes he dates the same type of woman. Here, her eyes look a lot like Kate Moss' back in the day.
Todd, why don't you shut the fuck up and post some pics that aren't of sluts, and who gives a flying fuck about your much mentioned penis? We ladies would like to see some men on this site (please not yourself).
she looks very young! Natural! Shes not a doll(like all those fake plastic surgery victims) but shes naturally pretty and her teeth makes her more interesting, many people even famous people have gap, theres nothing wrong with it! :)
#32. Thanks for the advice, but I don't need to kiss anyone's ass or get anything done. I'll just be my humble, happy self. Todd, you need to stop fucking ragging on women, did it ever occur to you or some other people on this site, that its not about looks. My guess is that he loves her.
It is widely know that Johnny Depp hates the fake hollywood version of beauty, especially chiclet teeth. Anyhow, since she sleeps with Johnny Depp every night I doubt she cares about your opinion.
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By Michael Strahan, on March 2, 2010 08:31:18
I've carved pumpkins with better smiles.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 08:35:12
She'd definitely be cuter if she fixed those teeth...god knows they have the money to do it. I'm assuming it's just a point of pride by now to have hideous teeth. "I'm so worldly and deep because I care naught for vanity!" Well, that's because you're not the one who has to look at you every day.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 08:36:34
She has a body like a boy and Madonna teeth.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 08:41:02
Photo Shop be lying like a Mother-Fucker!
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 08:51:58
that's the least inspiring Elle cover i've ever seen.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 08:52:53
so your point is that she is fugly and not worthy of Depp and his handsomeness?...she's not that bad, Mr Perfect...not bad at all...
By Lee Cadaver, on March 2, 2010 08:55:14
Shes a beast and hes a jerkoff. They deserve each other.
By Duke Steele, on March 2, 2010 08:58:54
Maybe you've not notice La Depp's teeth is also raggedy looking.
Depp has a certain type of woman, he always dated waifs even before waifs were back in fashion.
Paradis fits his type, Depp does not date/marry Pamela Anderson types.
By anonTWO, on March 2, 2010 09:02:33
I think you're right about the Mega Bucks-vagina thing.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 09:02:33
Do you think they modeled the Mad Hatter's appearance after hers? those TEETH!
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 09:08:00
He had Winona Ryder when she was hot and then this. Downgrade.
By Winona Forever, on March 2, 2010 09:13:49
that's not his wife. she's the mother of his children, but she isn't his wife. until he puts a ring on it, they are not married.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 09:17:48
She's tiny, he's tiny. They go together.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 09:29:10
whew, todd. you had my stalkerness in a panic. they're not married! whew..............
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 09:43:02
1) they aren't married.
2) maybe he doesn't care about looks.
3) He's hot.
By me, on March 2, 2010 10:14:31
I think she's kinda cute, just needs to close that gap in her teeth.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 10:28:40
I'm trying to figure out what the hell happened to Vanessa Paradis. Does anyone remember how beautiful she used to be? She was in that perfume (LuLu, I think) commercial where she was in a bird cage. It's like two different people. WTF???
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 11:26:46
#7 considering you like to fuck little boys your opinion is moot.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 12:22:33
Maybe he's dated hot ass bitches in the past but found them to be shallow, vapid whores. Good to fuck, but not to spend your life with. So he's compromised on a decent looking chick who may be a nice, intelligent person. Or he just has a skinny chick with bad teeth fetish. Just sayin'...
By Sensitive New Age Guy, on March 2, 2010 12:24:10
Ever consider he might love her? After all, he's completely different than the usual Hollywood asshole (see Todd's arguments), so he doesn't have to play by their date-50-pairs-of-sewn-in-beach-balls-with-crabs a month rule
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 12:33:00
WTF? David Letterman has the same teeth, and bigger boobs to boot!
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 12:34:44
Ah yes, that "anti-Hollywoodien humanity" such as defending Roman Polanski. Johnny Depp's on my shit list forever because of those comments.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 12:46:25
He's from Kentucky, they don't care about teeth in Kentucky.
By The Kath, on March 2, 2010 13:02:53
uh, i think she's hot as hell.
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 13:39:06
please.... haters! Vanessa's beyond hot -- she's just natural, and relaxed in her own skin as she ages [btw, you got lucky with those shots because those teeth are normally a show!] and you think that hand isn't strategically hiding & holding up a pancake-y boobie? eh... whatev! Vanessa's just awesome...
By gigi, on March 2, 2010 15:55:37
scrag central!
By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 21:35:54
Vanessa is completely unique and beautiful. I'm glad she never got her teeth fixed (in fact the new hot model of the moment has the same teeth - so does Lauren Hutton!)
They seem to be such lovely normal people who happen to be huge stars. Its obvious that they love each other and have a wonderful life. Yes he dates the same type of woman. Here, her eyes look a lot like Kate Moss' back in the day.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 02:53:39
After two kids... not bad. People judge too harshly because she's with JD.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 07:00:36
Todd, why don't you shut the fuck up and post some pics that aren't of sluts, and who gives a flying fuck about your much mentioned penis? We ladies would like to see some men on this site (please not yourself).
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 07:03:27
HAHAHAHAHAHA #11 is a GENIUS!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 08:36:10
#30 you need to learn how to kiss ass if you want things done in this world. You're doing it wrong.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 11:14:11
she looks very young! Natural! Shes not a doll(like all those fake plastic surgery victims) but shes naturally pretty and her teeth makes her more interesting, many people even famous people have gap, theres nothing wrong with it! :)
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 12:13:42
#32. Thanks for the advice, but I don't need to kiss anyone's ass or get anything done. I'll just be my humble, happy self. Todd, you need to stop fucking ragging on women, did it ever occur to you or some other people on this site, that its not about looks. My guess is that he loves her.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2010 18:04:33
After seeing the picture of her with that gap, you've got the money to fix those dogs, you need to fix them. That isn't unique, it's ugly.
By lkl, on March 4, 2010 02:38:29
You're a shallow cunt.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 02:12:58
It is widely know that Johnny Depp hates the fake hollywood version of beauty, especially chiclet teeth. Anyhow, since she sleeps with Johnny Depp every night I doubt she cares about your opinion.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 17:15:09
@ #37 WORD UP, THAT'S WHAT MAKES JOHHNY DEEP A REAL MAN, ALL OF YOU LITTLE BOYS OUT THERE NEED TO TAKE ADVICE FROM MISTER JOHNNY DEEP
By ARRGH!, on March 10, 2010 18:42:13
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