53 Comments:

1. Now I know what "the blind side" means.

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 08:20:12

2. HIV Positive? wtf...

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 08:25:17

3. omg slut + tattooed like a sailor = sooo f**king HOT!

   By Tiger, on March 17, 2010 08:41:37

4. wait so within an hour of meeting this guy, she had sex with him and from that point on they were in a serious relationship. Does the second date include a white dress and a drive thru chapel?

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 08:41:43

5. Dayum. Hope she doesn't get anything from his whored up peenie. Nobody deserves that.

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 08:47:17

6. "Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms..." Didn't wear underwear during sex? Gee, I kind of figured that. Although, I guess it could count as safe sex in a pinch...

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 08:53:35

7. After all she did to help him get custody of his daughter from his freak, whore, porn star ex-wife, then he screws another skank while she's making money...fuck that douche bag, what a piece of shit!

   By DicK FacE, on March 17, 2010 08:57:25

8. so this skank is HIV positive?

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 09:07:43

9. I never understood why Sandra married this douchebag.

   By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 09:18:45

10. Memo to Sandy: Anyone dumb enough to marry a porn star is not a good marriage bet. The ugly tattoos just seal the deal. Try hanging around classier people honey.

    By Ann Landers, on March 17, 2010 09:44:24

11. So many people have come out with these stories that it's crazy. If it's true, then I'll will be surprised. There usually is some element of truth BUT some girls will do anything for 15 minutes of fame. So disgusting.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 09:56:53

12. I don't know about this being true or not..I hope its not..but that girl would have to be really retarded to not know that Jesse and Sandra are together...there are pics everywhere of Sandra and Jesses daughter Sunny...

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:18:33

13. I like Sandra Bullock, even though I've never met her. She seems smart, funny, and ambitious. She'd make a good drinking buddy. However, what the fuck was she thinking marrying that tattooed freak with a history of making extremely bad romantic relationship choices.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:30:52

14. I've been called White Chocolate and I have been asked if I where part black. damn Women are raciest.
    

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:31:53

15. What a cut down, Gorillas have smaller peens than human males do, sort of damning with faint praise.
    Nothing was said about anyone being HIV positive.

    By LolleyGagger, on March 17, 2010 10:35:17

16. I love Sandra Bullock, but why the heck would she marry a man who married a porn star? She was just asking for trouble.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:36:05

17. And the award for Best Fulfilling Of A Stereotype goes to...
    
    Jesse James, for the stereotype of the tattooed biker mechanic cheating on his hot wife douchebag!
    
    P.S. from the website http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/194655/penis_size_in_the_animal_kingdom.html:
    "Gorillas oddly enough have one of the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the largest primates on Earth. Gorillas penis size averages around a paltry two inches."
    
    I ain't saying anything. I'm just saying...

    By Rick, on March 17, 2010 10:37:24

18. Todd,
    Si, you are a funny moafucker, senor. But did you perchance ever ponder that disseminating to the world a legit badass' {who also happens to be a multi-millionaire with outlaw biker connects} private biznass, as perhaps detrimental to your future well being? You're fucking with this dude's family, here.
    Like it's really that hard to trace an IP address, get your ITTP server billing info, then send several large bikers with bats to wait outside your (Mom's?) house ??
    I mean, geez, this is just like asking for it, Chief FatOfMouf. Maybe you should quit while you're ahead, go find a nice casino to work in, & keep your peacepipe outta other men's personal lives before some smallpox-laced blankies find their way to your (Mom's?) crib.
    That is how it happened last time, right??
    

    By Chief Mojo Risin, on March 17, 2010 10:50:20

19. http://twitter.com/frankyluckman doesn't exist anymore.
    
    Interesting.

    By Chris, on March 17, 2010 10:57:07

20. FFFFFFUUUUUUU...I hope this ain't true.
    Sorry Sandra.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:57:54

21. Dunno the tittle cuz.. how do todd knows she's HIV positive?? wtf?

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 11:17:26

22. Since when does f*cking and texting constitute a serious relationship? OH, right, she's a skanky tattoo model (they exist??) Apparently she doesn't have the internet and couldn't have found out that he and his wife were "happily" married, all the while. So she's skanky AND stupid. Surprising combination.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 11:54:09

23. sad, she deserves better than that douche

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 12:20:44

24. As always, Todd you are by far the best comedy writer on the net today. Without question. The comments by the number 18 is hilariously retarded. Seriously it may be the stupidest thing I have ever read. Great stuff. Everyone knows Jesse James has no friends. He needs to go transform a ice cream truck into a zamboni or whatever the hell "talent" he has. Sandra needs a rebound and if she really likes drop out low i.q. losers I figure I'll throw my name in the hat.
    Todd, never stop writing, and if you do, hardboind book your entire collection and I'll buy it. Not for much of course but possibly a few bucks.

    By The Tick, on March 17, 2010 13:57:40

25. FYI--Sunny is Janine and Jesses. Not Sandra and Jesses.
    
    But I do find it hard to believe that someone who "wanted to model for WWC" know NOTHING about his relationship of 5 yrs w Sandra..what a crock of shit from a skanky "model" Seems like someone is mad cause he was only fucking her and wouldn't leave the wifey..

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 14:14:45

26. btw TOAD--the HIV thing is a bit harsh and might not ought to be used unless you know facts...jus sayin...

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 14:16:24

27. Bullshit.

    By KD, on March 17, 2010 14:24:17

28. Yesssss. And now to swoop in and pick up the pieces.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 14:46:18

29. Yet another example of the "bad boy" women want who end up screwing them over... bastards.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 14:47:31

30. Way to create a bullshit title to get attention. Where does it say that anyone involved was HIV positive?

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 15:26:58

31. LMAO @ Chief Mojo Risin.
    
    Since when do a bunch of fat, ageing yuppies on 100k custom Harleys qualify as "outlaw bikers"?

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 15:27:52

32. So they would meet up to have sex but never went out on a date in public and she actually believes they were in a serious relationship. Dumb ass.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 18:07:25

33. I mean why would you even cheat on Sandra Bullock? I mean, for 45, she ain't to shabby at all. Great legs, nice ass, B-cup rack, hardly any fat on her at all. Jesse James Is A Friggin' Idiot. Sandra better get tested, and toss his bitch ass out.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 18:40:08

34. Come on you guys, stop picking on Jesse. What the fuck would YOU do if you were married to someone who had a face like a horse, the chest of a 12 year old boy and was never around when you felt like ridin'? While Horsey's away, the stallion will play... yee-haw!

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 21:18:55

35. I hope it isn't true, Sandra seems like a genuinely nice person. A lot of you seem intent on hating on the other woman. She's not going to win awards for intelligence, but she might win one for denial. However, Jesse was clearly lying to her (and Sandra obviously). Jesse was the one in the relationship with Sandra pursuing extra marital affairs. Put the blame where it belongs. This is entirely his fault. That being said, I have never understood what Sandra saw in him, he seems surly and has a history of unstable relationships. I'm sure Sandra has been good for him, but maybe being away from him to film Blindside was good for her. Also, he's pretty unattractive. So there.

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 02:12:47

36. I just read that Sandra canceled the European leg of her new film promo. So it looks like this is true. I feel so sorry for her, to wait that long to get married and he turns out to be just another creep. If someone as beautiful as Sandra gets treated this way it doesn't bode well for the rest of the women out there.

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 02:32:27

37. This is the worst thing that could happen...but until now it is yet to be proven that her husband cheated on her... hopefully all these rumors are wrong and that the b***h is just riding to her fame...

    By Cara V. Santiago, on March 18, 2010 03:47:31

38. Dude, the headline is brutal and uncool. I thought sweet Sandra had HIV until I read the piece and realized that you've just got dirt on her husband cheating or did I missing something. Sandra is a way cool person. I don't like the headline at all. Bash the dickhead cheating husband if you think he deserves it but don't write that this very cool chick has HIV.

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 04:20:02

39. EWWW! She is snarly, snarky, skanky and everything else! Pics of her here. Be warned, your stomach WILL turn, then you will be SUPER pissed, then you will fell bad for Sandra.
    
    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/03/18/2010-03-18_sandra_bullock_bombshell_husband_jesse_jamess_alleged_mistress_michelle_mcgee_wo.html

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 05:03:30

40. For some reason I have a hard time believing it. I mean, Jesse may be kinda a dbag but if he wanted to cheat, I'd think he could mack on something way WAY way way WAY way hotter than that... THING, with effed up lips and tats on her forehead. Seriously.
    
    If you've ever seen Jesse's ex wife, she's actually pretty fine and oddly conservative looking in a blonde way, so Jesse appears to marry chicks who aren't exactly biker chicks, so you wouldn't think he'd be tapping ones that are and, even so, so many biker chicks are many times hotter than this.
    
    Seriously, I don't get it.

    By chucky, on March 18, 2010 05:29:42

41. #1, fucking brilliant.

    By #1 is fucking brilliant, on March 18, 2010 12:54:10

42. Poor taste is the tag line for sure...
    That said Jesse James is a piece of shit, but he only has his parents to blame for giving him that stupid name..Studies have shown that 98% of people with that name have a RAP sheet as well.

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 13:55:44

43. Poor taste is the tag line for sure...
    That said Jesse James is a piece of sh--, but he only has his parents to blame for giving him that stupid name..Studies have shown that 98% of people with that name have a RAP sheet as well.

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 13:56:31

44. jesse, do the honorable thing, get a rope and head for the rafters of the monster garage

    By marc a vanic, on March 24, 2010 05:14:43

45. BOTH white trailer trash at its best. they should throw the asshole off the show to boot. he's as much a SKANK as the other piece of TRAILER SKANK TRASH. the only red carpet you'll see is the one you throw up on, ASSHOLE..

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2010 05:18:01

46. This tattooed looking (whatever you want to call her) looks like she could have had a part in Twilight! She forgot to tattoo a few inflated parts of her! I never knew what Sandy saw in Jesse James. He's from the other side of the tracks, like a junkyard dog. He needs to stay in the slum where he came from and where he belongs. Slumdog.

    By Dee, on March 24, 2010 05:23:19

47. I have never read such low-class filth from people in my life. Most sound as though they never got beyond middle school. Talk about the dumbing down of America. Clean up your act people and grow up.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2010 08:25:17

48. So sorry for Sandra, guess most men just can't be trusted. Look at some of those comments! Childlike to say the least. You can do better Sandra and the guy doesn't have to be rich, just have morals and real love to give. DM

    By no thanks, been there, on March 24, 2010 09:20:00

49. So many issues in this sad relationship. Biker chick asks us to pray for sinners on her forehead. James, a married man reads it several times over as he is bopping up and down. And never saw the irony? Dumb ass. Why go into a marriage when you'd grab the first opportunity to cheat? Sandra is such a pleasant personality on screen, though I do not know what she is like as a wife. However, helping him win custody of Sunny should be an indication of an indebtedness that must be repaid with kindness too. If Sandra feels like she could forgive him, Godspeed to them. Hopefully, the HIV angle isn't true because that will be sad. Just tired of these non productive stories. Good luck to all involved.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2010 09:47:34

50. I think Sandra like's big biker wee-nies.....

    By Ha ha ha ha ha, on March 24, 2010 11:02:08

51. I can't understand why Sandra's husband, might be considering a lawyer, when, his priority should be, considering a psychiatrist!. Can there be any question that he has mental problems, or, to put it more blunty, that the guy is nut! Anybody who would even touch that so-called women, is a creep just like her. Thank you,.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2010 11:31:05

52. LOL,WHO EVER TEXT SINCE WHEN DOES TEXTING SOMEONE MEAN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,LISTEN WITH THE TATTOOED SLEEZETTE THAT IS WHAT SHE CALLS A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,HA I WONDER WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY ARE MARRIED,SANDRA NEEDS TO DATE SOMEONE WITH SOME CLASS I MEAN IF HIS EX WIFE WAS A PORNO STAR,THEN HE'S NOW DATING THE SLEEZETTE,THAT IS CLOSER TO HIS CIRCLE OF CLASS,WHICH IS VERY LOW CLASSED,SANDRA NEEDS TO DUMP HIS SICKO ASS AND FIND A MAN WITH SOME CLASS,HA BE SURE TO CHECK OUT HIS EX'S IF ANY ARE PORNO QUEENS JUST CONTINUE THE OTHER WAY KEEP FAR AWAY FROM SOMEONE THAT LIVES FOR PORNO! GOOD LUCK SANDRA

    By LINDA, on March 24, 2010 13:31:07

53. The HIV angle is selfish sensationalism and, quite obviously does not come from a professional journalist.
    Having said this, given that it appears Ms.Tatoo Queen was shooting porn movies in her own home, testing for STD's should be a priority for everyone involved.

    By anonymous, on March 24, 2010 19:24:59