The page loaded, all I saw was her face at first and I thought "big deal". Then I scrolled down and two minutes later I was done masturbating already. I like big, round, firm tits on girls with small frames.
When you post this stuff, it makes it clear your whole Hendricks Phase was just a dip into heterosexual fag-haggery, where you thought being good friends with and admiring a middle-aged fat woman might be, you know, a mature, upstanding thing for you.
But one look at this chick, and I suspect your penis set himself, and then you, very straight on the Hendricks matter. Let's not repeat it, m'kay?
change your monitor to a mirror. pick up some scissors, and then clip your dick off. fag.
ps. i goggled this beast, can't find more of her,. found some shit about some photographer. i dont want the photographer, i want to motor boat what was photographed. help yo!
Great, another bimbo with big fake breasts trying to make her money back on all the plastic surgery she's had. lol. I'm suprised there hasn't been multiple posts saying "they're real! they're real!". Right, because she says they are? When will people realise that breasts that size typically only come naturally on 300 - 400 pound woman. Hey, if you like big fake breats, great! Just admit to yourself that they're not real. lol.
#15 "typical" being the operative word. Google Luba Shumeyko. Being an amateur photographer I've seen a handful of ladies with pretty much the same figure as this one and I'd be the first to cry foul play. Though she does look 100 percent to me, to be absolutely sure you'd have to see her moving freely without constraints. Maybe she had minor stuff done, like a lift but I'd tend to think not. Anyway she is quit average looking in my book, so I could care less. Oh and go check out the archives at kindgirls.com for more "atypical" examples. Your world must be really small. LOL
her boobs are nice but i think they aren't real, real boobs that size will have a cleavage like Keeley Hazel's, salma Hayek's..etc, the boobs should be closer, not have a gap between them..
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By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 07:48:52
Holy crap. THIS is why I come to your site.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 07:53:50
The page loaded, all I saw was her face at first and I thought "big deal". Then I scrolled down and two minutes later I was done masturbating already. I like big, round, firm tits on girls with small frames.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 07:58:04
Butter face. But I'd like to "tame the dragon."
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 08:18:08
4, she has a face? Homo.
What a top lass. Good work!
When you post this stuff, it makes it clear your whole Hendricks Phase was just a dip into heterosexual fag-haggery, where you thought being good friends with and admiring a middle-aged fat woman might be, you know, a mature, upstanding thing for you.
But one look at this chick, and I suspect your penis set himself, and then you, very straight on the Hendricks matter. Let's not repeat it, m'kay?
By Hendricks *has* gay friends, so enough already, on March 17, 2010 09:00:42
I would SO hit that.
By erect@hardon.cum, on March 17, 2010 09:19:00
Her fucking face is busted.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 09:19:36
wtf is it with "butter face"?
change your monitor to a mirror. pick up some scissors, and then clip your dick off. fag.
ps. i goggled this beast, can't find more of her,. found some shit about some photographer. i dont want the photographer, i want to motor boat what was photographed. help yo!
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 09:27:39
ok. found her. not shay marie, shary maria.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 09:29:39
Tame the koi? She looks like shes fun and loves sex
By Beefheart, on March 17, 2010 10:00:44
It's Shay Maria.
By Connman, on March 17, 2010 10:03:00
Tell the numbnuts from Maxim her name is Shay Maria.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:33:03
#5 an #8: eat my ass and balls.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 10:59:46
She looks like cheryl Burke
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 11:01:42
Great, another bimbo with big fake breasts trying to make her money back on all the plastic surgery she's had. lol. I'm suprised there hasn't been multiple posts saying "they're real! they're real!". Right, because she says they are? When will people realise that breasts that size typically only come naturally on 300 - 400 pound woman. Hey, if you like big fake breats, great! Just admit to yourself that they're not real. lol.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 12:13:32
#15 "typical" being the operative word. Google Luba Shumeyko. Being an amateur photographer I've seen a handful of ladies with pretty much the same figure as this one and I'd be the first to cry foul play. Though she does look 100 percent to me, to be absolutely sure you'd have to see her moving freely without constraints. Maybe she had minor stuff done, like a lift but I'd tend to think not. Anyway she is quit average looking in my book, so I could care less. Oh and go check out the archives at kindgirls.com for more "atypical" examples. Your world must be really small. LOL
By pulpable, on March 17, 2010 12:52:58
I didn't know men liked sacks of silicone oil and fat arm pits.
By BlossomEndRot, on March 17, 2010 13:42:25
I. just. fell. in. love.
...those breasts...those glorious breasts...
By tizzle, on March 17, 2010 17:03:12
haha her model profile says she is "NOT INTERESTED IN NUDE MODELING" ... we'll see.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2010 18:32:40
#15, once I admit they're not real, do I still give two shits? No, I don't.
By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 04:18:37
How did you miss this one in the Google searching?
http://2.media.tumblr.com/4j1jdMyZlp7ea561aKhfUuoro1_500.jpg
It was the first, and best, result!
By anonymous, on March 18, 2010 06:58:13
Not to be picky, but isn't her name "Shay Maria"?
By Dogmeat, on March 18, 2010 11:22:32
her boobs are nice but i think they aren't real, real boobs that size will have a cleavage like Keeley Hazel's, salma Hayek's..etc, the boobs should be closer, not have a gap between them..
By anonymous, on March 23, 2010 12:08:25
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