45 Comments:

1. You pretty much covered everything that needed to be known Todd. But where was Ashley? Thanks.

   By MoreAshleyPlease, on March 8, 2010 09:04:11

2. Why is Katy Perry with that caveman from the Geico
   commercial?

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 09:16:33

3. Good gravy Todd, you're acting like a 3-year old with this Christina Hendricks bashing. No one's comparing her with Bar. They're both hot. Is that OK with you? Now Megan "Duckface" Fox, she's just stupid.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 09:57:12

4. Did Jessica come with Gilligan? See her on MTV Celebrity Fit Club next season with Vince Neal, Ruben Studdard, Snooky, Mike Tyson, Kathleen Turner, Refrigerator Perry and Gabourey Sidibe

   By Fat Bastard, on March 8, 2010 10:01:27

5. And yet Bar still has like 20 lbs on that Miranda Kerr chick you consider to be a "real woman". Make up your mind

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:02:35

6. I don't care what people say, Sandra Bullock deserved her win. She done successful action, drama, romance, horror and comedy movies for the last 15 years, and she's always put out decent stuff. And she was TOTALLY hot in "Demolition Man".

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:09:16

7. Wow. Jesse James is actually prettier than Sandra Bullock.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:16:52

8. Is that JS hair dresser in pic 4? And yes JS is VERY, VERY FFFAAATTT!!! No excuse for being fat and having bad hair. JS has money to pay people for that stuff.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:18:33

9. Brilliant, baby :)

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:19:13

10. Snooki is not fat, she's just short...
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pC430to8to

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:28:34

11. From the top.
    Wish you had tits.
    Holy shit.
    Wonky wonka.
    Crypt keeper.
    Pig. or Mooooo.

    By , on March 8, 2010 10:39:54

12. That's all Jessica Simpson can afford right now plus it makes easy access to her Napalm.

    By Amazing Larry, on March 8, 2010 10:53:16

13. Why can't we like both Hendricks and Bar? Both are different but equally sexy women. What's the big deal?

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 12:14:42

14. #10 You're right Snook is not fat she's half and half...que bella pollo. Snook out...Brook Hogan in....

    By Fat Bastard, on March 8, 2010 12:35:16

15. Jessica Simpson was beautiful as always. Never understood the hate wagon for her.

    By Greg, on March 8, 2010 12:40:26

16. HOLY COW TODD!!! A little bitter?? Didn't get no sucky,sucky dick this morning?? What's up??

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 12:51:07

17. Is #2 and I the only two who noticed the rather bizzar pic of the chick with amazing ZZZonkers...Katy Perry something or other and the dude...He takes a wonderful flippn photo man....lol...What is up with that!

    By HungWang, on March 8, 2010 13:04:28

18. wtf were Jessica Simpson and Katy Perry DOING there?
    
    they both suck!

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 13:57:06

19. KP is Rack-tastic

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 14:41:34

20. Maybe it's the cataracts talking, but Cameron Diaz looks pretty damn bone-able in these pix.

    By Ragno, on March 8, 2010 15:28:26

21. never in your life could you get a beautiful woman like cameron, TONTO- and you know it. that is why you continue to bash her. to make your lazy, sorry, feather-wearing self feel important. but you are not. you are just a lazy little tom-tom who gets up and spews hate on a computer & goes back to drink some more & pass out. pathetic.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 16:04:24

22. love how your little moderator protects you from mean comments about your SORRY LAZY A** RACE- something you cant help the same way beautiful women like cameron cant help getting old.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 16:12:03

23. i wish i could penetrate bar with my dick. daydreams...

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 16:33:43

24. Katy Perry's lazy eye and ugly face is distracting me from her fantastic rack.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 16:46:21

25. Sandra Bullock's face looks like a pinched cum glazed raisin.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 16:49:14

26. Jessica has aged to the point she looks like a 30 year old woman. You can see she's starting to wrinkle. Sucks for her not being married yet.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 19:19:27

27. Bar's face not so great.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 19:33:17

28. I gave Todd the benefit of the doubt with the Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian bashing, but I'm afraid with this Hendricks thing the jig is up.:)
    
    Face it bro: *You're just not into women*. It's not the 'wide' hips, it's not the 'ugly face' or the 'big feet', it's not whatever goofy excuse you keep coming up with to justify jerking off to Justin-Beaver-look-alikes. It's that icky hole between their legs that pisses you off.
    
    Come out of that closet, bro. Why waste time looking at women that 'look like' boys when you can have the real thing right now?
    
    You're already a dude writing on a gossip site, so it's not like you're guarding a state secret here! Life's too short to suffer like this.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 19:52:27

29. Jesse James Hollywood must have been a holy man or a prophet in his past life to have been reincarnated into the man who was able to first bang and marry a porn star and then Sandra Bullock. If his cock could talk, I would listen intently to its glorious tales of vaginal adventures.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 21:01:42

30. #20 it's definitely the cataracts.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 23:02:07

31. If Jesse's penis could talk, I would write its words of wisdom on golden tablets.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 04:07:51

32. Bar has an ugly face. Not just ugly, it's outright nasty. Something's fucked up with those eyes. Nice tits, though.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 05:54:13

33. # 10 Snooki IS short (and fat and orange)! And ugly and stupid.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 06:48:12

34. Sorry, but Bar Raphael's got a real c u next tuesday vibe going on. Hot as her ass is, it's not enough to overcome the raging bitchqueen factor.
    
    Wow. Katy Perry has a serious problem with her left eye. It's literally half closed. She should see a doctor before it gets worse and her left tit starts to droop too.
    
    Cameron Diaz looks like a hammerhead shark. Great peripheral vision, ugly face.
    
    Uh, how the fuck does Jessica Shitstain get invited to the Vanity Fair party? Must be to "entertain" the studio bigwigs, like whores for the officer's club.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 06:49:06

35. Damn. Just enlarged two of the face pics of Jess. Ugly. And Bar is very ugly, too.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 06:50:57

36. This past week has been hilarious, Todd. Keep it up, loving the new shit ^^

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 08:02:27

37. Is that Charles Manson with Katy?

    By jeditemple, on March 9, 2010 08:21:59

38. Where are the pics of pretty girls? SB is pretty, and I just realized you have Cameron Diaz pics. Yuck.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 08:27:50

39. bar has a great bod, but her tiny eyes/nasty face are a deal-breaker.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 19:17:22

40. I usually just eat Pringles and beat off while watching the oscars
    Which I was doing this year
    Until that Brakfast Club reunion made me think of high school
    And I started crying
    And I started writing sensitive poetry
    And chicks started digging it
    So now I am surrounded by hot chicks who think I'm deep
    (Yeah - deep inside their brothers)!
    But I woudn't fuck snooky even if it was necessary

    By John Mayer, on March 9, 2010 19:46:18

41. Sandra Bullock > every other thing out there.
    *drools*

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 20:30:07

42. It's not an either/or situation with beauty Todd. Why do you act as a troll on your own site?

    By Davad, on March 10, 2010 01:02:19

43. ^ Davad: Because he has the maturity of a 14 year old virgin.

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2010 01:48:26

44. please get out of bed and do some uploading...this foto of Sandra Bullock is creepy, time to move on, please...she looks taught, freaky operated...like a "cum glazed raisin" as an above poster put it so perfectly....creepy, she's all carved and scooped out hollow

    By Lee Cadaver, on March 10, 2010 01:56:52

45. Jesse is dreamy...even w the good parts all covered.

    By anonymous, on March 10, 2010 07:20:53