Tiger Woods Is Sorry. Again. Not Really.

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  1. "It all came to a head" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    By anonymous, on March 21, 2010 21:42:47

  2. What a douche. The guy is a great golf player though...and honestly that's all that should really matter. It's not like he's The President or something.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 00:01:22

  3. Shut your sphincter of a mouth, Tiger.

    I don't want to hear anymore from him. He should just take his millions and go the fuck away.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 02:33:13

  4. Man Elin is smoking...

    By Weener, on March 22, 2010 04:12:47

  5. Makes me think of this classic by the Rollins Band:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeRmjDrxXM

    By Dana, on March 22, 2010 04:29:42

  6. I hate morons who defend misbehaving athletes by saying they're good at what they do. Would that reasoning apply if Tiger had killed all the women he was fucking?

    By Mike, on March 22, 2010 05:00:57

  7. I would respect Tiger a lot more if he said: "Fuck, yeah, I did it. You'd do it too if you had pussy being thrown at you day in and day out. Probably going to do it again. Matter of fact, where the fuck is that Kim Kardashian chick?" At least then, I'd believe in his sincerity.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 05:20:41

  8. All jealousy aside, your smoking hot wife wasn't enough, so you attempt to appease the press and get nearer to the publics good graces by doing this sham interview and then try to draw lines in the sand? Not very good publicist training. You were the example of integrity and commitment to so many and you screwed up. So eat your soup sandwich, clean up the mess and go play golf. You don't need anyone's approval to hit the links. The endorsement deals will come back after you play for a couple of years with the same vigor like I guy knocking out 3-4 chicks a day does.
    Cheers

    By Philip Marshall, on March 22, 2010 05:56:14

  9. I thought it was funny that the Golf Channel sent the hot blonde over to interview him. Like there aren't any old guys at the Golf Channel that could have done it.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 06:03:52

  10. #6 yeah because killing women and having sex with them is totally the same thing right?

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 06:37:34

  11. i could care less who he bangs, as long as it's not my wife or my mom, come to think of it, it would be great he he was banging my mom...then she wouldn't be trying to come over my house every freakin' weekend.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 07:27:16

  12. if only Chapelle's show was still on.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 07:33:54

  13. 7, Kim Kardassian ain't his type. He likes them blonde and trashier.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 08:58:28

  14. There's nothing to respect when you hold yourself out to be a paragon of virtue and expect everyone to be enthralled with your "niceness" and then conduct yourself as a roue'. Don't give one shit he can hit a ball in a hole with a stick. Why do people adulate this douche anyway?

    By Bitta Bigun, on March 22, 2010 09:25:31

  15. @6: The implication is that he's human like the rest of us and makes really stupid mistakes, but that shouldn't impact his career. Killing someone and getting down with a lot of broads are two completely different things. And really who cares if he's a philanderer? You don't watch sports to get in on an athlete's love life.

    But really, I don't give a shit, and golf is boring anyway. There, I said it.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 09:47:01

  16. he's useless and pathetic. I'd rather read about jesse james than this turd. divorce him elin!

    By giraffe tamer, on March 22, 2010 10:26:29

  17. Elin is fug!!!!

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 10:37:10

  18. He's the same prick he always was, but now he's got a lot of talking points from therapy to spit out instead of actually answering any questions. I hope he gets on a private jet and dies like Payne Stewart did.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 11:23:47

  19. It's astounding how, despite fucking hundreds of women, he nonetheless manages to sound like the world's biggest pussy-whipped little fag during his cringe-worthy and ultra-phony "apologies". Half of that giant pile of loot must mean more to him than his balls, which are obviously now safely tucked away in his wife's pocket.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 13:04:42

  20. if he would have kept it to a couple chicks, he still might be hitting it, but thats just to many to juggle at one time.

    By phidapaldi, on March 22, 2010 13:12:19

  21. Totally agree with #7
    Tiger proving that golf is the sport of pussies
    The only sport pussier than golf is bowling
    But at least you can drink during bowling

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 14:44:45

  22. every time i see woods now i just laugh and laugh.

    but did u notice in that interview he says " i married elin b/c i LOVED her." noticed loved not loves.

    By anonymous, on March 22, 2010 14:52:11

  23. No way, Kim Kardashian isn't trashy enough for Woods and Woods isn't black enough for Kardashian.

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2010 02:59:29

  24. Tiger is a massive DOUCHE NOZZLE.Up yours fucktard.
    #23 is dead on!

    By anonymous, on March 23, 2010 10:49:13

  25. Tiger is also a trained expert cave diver (NACD)- the most dangerous sport in the world. I personally know the guy that trained/certified him. Speaking as an expert cave diver, none of you pussies have half the balls of Mr. Tiger Woods.

    By caved1ver, on March 23, 2010 16:06:11

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