37 Comments:

1. oh duuuuuude! I didn't realize it was Johnny & Angelina in the Tourist! I've been hoping those 2 would hook up for a very long time! yeah, Vanessa & Brad should hang it up-- on the weirdness/hotness scale, these two are possibly soulmates... I mean Brad's a freak, but he's no Johnny Depp! then again, too much of a good thing could lead to combustion... perhaps they should leave things as they are & revisit in about 20 years or so

   By gigi, on March 4, 2010 07:48:20

2. I personally would love to see Angelina and Johnny together. Naked and sweaty together. um, excuse me for a minute, I got to go to the bathroom now.

   By bi chick, on March 4, 2010 07:58:29

3. told you she wasn't his wife

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 08:04:44

4. In case no one has been looking lately, Angelina isn't looking so great anymore either. Unless you like the bone thin, pale, anorexic look. That pic you have up of her was obviously not recent or it was worked with until they made her look sexy..As for Brad? I've seen sexier people at the homeless shelter.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 08:36:36

5. It would be pretty ironic to see Jolie leave Pitt the same way he left Anniston. Remember -whatever Angie wants, Angie gets. I don't think any of us are lucky enough to witness anything like this happen, but it's fun to speculate.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 08:58:06

6. Ahh...insecurity...it's so ugly.

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 09:22:42

7. depp is out of angelina jolies league..please...she aint shit..overrated and undertalented

   By nrfjerjf, on March 4, 2010 09:28:13

8. Poor Depp

   By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 09:54:02

9. Depp has gotta grow some balls and finish this flick, besides Angelina has got a million kids and I don't think she would what to fuck up her and Brad's nursery and Johnny is way too fucking cool to step into that mess.

   By DicK FacE, on March 4, 2010 10:06:16

10. Angie Jo hasn't looked even remotely like that in a long while.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 10:19:30

11. "In case no one has been looking lately, Angelina isn't looking so great anymore either. Unless you like the bone thin, pale, anorexic look."
    
    Exactly! Just my type!

    By Johnny Depp, on March 4, 2010 10:35:43

12. agree with nrfjerjf
    
    

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 10:50:54

13. I agree with #7. Jolie is looking like a used up hag now. She used to be hot, now she's foul.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 11:10:22

14. Actually, Jolie isn't Depp's type. He likes them itty bitty and almost pre-pubescent looking: Winona Ryder, Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis. They're all petite and have this woman/girl vibe. Angie is too womanly looking for him.

    By twinkle, on March 4, 2010 11:16:06

15. Oh I think they'd make a fantastic couple because of the hotness/weirdness thing. And they'd have a beautiful baby. It'll never happen though.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 11:22:13

16. Seriously? I think this is complete bullshit. Yes, Angelina is 100 times better looking than Vanessa, but I don't think Vanessa is the least bit worried. She seems like the type is extremely confident in herself as well as her relationship with Johnny. & I don't get the feeling that Johnny is the type to step out on his family. They seem genuinely happy together.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 11:34:43

17. Although I would not kick either out of the sack, Angelina was never a 10, Vanessa was always a 10.

    By bigdog68, on March 4, 2010 11:47:11

18. Her asshole...my tongue...stat!

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:00:49

19. Uh, not quite sure what she's worried about. Hasn't she seen Jolie's picture lately? Looks like a bag of bones topped by horse teeth and a fivehead. Not hot. Not by any means.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:02:30

20. This story sounds like bullsh*t to me. There is no reason to think that Vanessa Paradis is insecure in her 12-year relationship and I highly doubt Angelina wants to trap another one. She's got Pitt on the hook forever since they started their "insta family".

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:08:05

21. This story sounds like bullsh*t to me. There is no reason to think that Vanessa Paradis is insecure in her 12-year relationship and I highly doubt Angelina wants to trap another one. She's got Pitt on the hook forever since they started their "insta family".

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:08:07

22. angelina is about ten years past her prime. she looks beat.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:19:30

23. Depp has too much class to act on any advances from Jolie. He'd tell her scurvy ass to fuck off.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:46:21

24. VP > > > > AJ
    
    There's coolness and sexiness that's not forced, and coolness/sexiness that is. See above.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 12:55:42

25. Also, Depp's awesome and all, but Angelina is about 6 inches taller than he is.

    By anonymous, on March 4, 2010 14:05:33

26. never thought angelina was worth a bag of spit. and lets face it she cannot be trusted. shes done it before

    By joe, on March 4, 2010 15:01:57

27. OMG, this story is BULLSHIT!

    By DowntownPeach, on March 4, 2010 16:28:31

28. angie isnt johnny's type.
    johnny's totally into waifs!

    By waif!, on March 4, 2010 22:35:00

29. #14, Sherilyn Fenn, Jennifer Grey don't look like ingenues to me.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 00:38:07

30. "Also, Depp's awesome and all, but Angelina is about 6 inches taller than he is."
    
    He's a little boy who likes little girls.

    By stating the obvious, on March 5, 2010 02:49:08

31. I'll do it. Depp, you're off the hook. Call me.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 05:40:58

32. "..lead around by his dick." Todd, you meant, "led around by his dick," right?
    
    Angelina and Johnny have the same birthdate. Geminis.
    
    I call bullshit on the rest of this story drivel.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 05:49:27

33. Johnny has more class than those other losers.

    By anonymous, on March 5, 2010 08:49:32

34. another bullshit story. Paradis isn't insecure, Brad might be though after all he is with Angelina in Venice. Vanessa is with her children in France and promoting not only her new movie but she is currently doing promotion as the face of Chanel Coco Rouge. Johnny also left the set of this movie around 9pm on Friday evening to return to France to be with his family. If the woman had a sniff of doubt you better believe she would be in Venice with her kids. Maybe it is Brad that has issues, or will that just be the next tabloid trash headlines!. I think the tabloid press need to take a chill pill nothing is happening with this story.

    By getagripwillyou, on March 6, 2010 05:43:14

35. I call bullshit. Before an actor signs on to do a film, they read the script to decide if they want it. Therefore, Depp would have already been aware of a steamy love scene with his costar long before now. It's not like he woke up one day and was told,"By the way, you have to film a sweaty sex scene that wasn't in the script or in your contract." also, it's not as if sex scenes are filmed by just the director, and the actors are all alone. There are a ton of people in the room, there are multiple takes and scenes...and these people are professionals.

    By MoltenOrange, on March 6, 2010 09:37:14

36. Johnny Depp looks like a little man with little hands and feet. I bet he has a tiny pecker so I further feel that Angelina won't him.

    By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 08:00:13

37. listen to you ppl writing as if you personally know these actor/actress and what their wants and desires are,so fucking lame, for all you know johnny could be tapping that boney ass right now, just spank that ass drilling the shit out of it hahahahah LOSERS!

    By ARRGH!, on March 10, 2010 18:31:13