"my morning would start by tripping over Kelly Brook and Blake Lively on my way to the bathroom after I wake up on top of two 19-year old twins who are late for a meeting with Elite."
I wish I could say A-Rod is attracted to brainy chicks. But, hell, he's f--king Cameron "Zits the Moron" Diaz. So, either there are got some photos of himself in ladies underwear floating around. Or he likes having Coyote Ugly nights forever.
Theories: (1) Celebs plant this crap to keep people talking about them, especially if they are used up pretty chicks like this one. (2) He is so fucking half of NYC, he stamped his brand on this one a few times, without even much noticing who she was as she came through the revolving door for her third pity fuck from His Royal Cockness.
"And another one down and another one down, another one bites the dust!" These celebrities that date her are the biggest suckers on the planet. I thought the people that paid money to see her movies were bad, but what is wrong with these famous idiots?
"When you're married, you fuck your wife. When you're not married, you fuck everyone else. I hope that helps." No moral authority has ever made more sense than Todd.
Meh.... who the fuck cares who he fucks? Seriously, are you guys fucking gay? If he wants to stick his dick in her, go ahead! There's just gonna be more for the rest of us.
Madonna and Justin Timberlake's longtime beard. Seems like he's just standing naked in the shower room, hoping someday a teammate will finally put together "a-rod" and "yankee".
A-Roid is a classic douchefag, he has all the qualities that make a douchebag a douchebag plus some fag thrown in "fo' flava". He's a boring twat who everyone will always hate regardless of how many homers he hits.
You forget the fact that his wife divorced him because he was screwing D-rate pornstars and escorts much like Tiger. The one escort looked like Fergie but with nasty balloon sized implants. The guy simply has no taste. Plus 'roids make your weenie shrink.
A-Rod is a bigger disappointment than that time I met a girl in a bar and she turned out to be a dude! Kind of like A-Rod at the plate Except he turned out to be a pussy
why do you hate cameron you stupid indian? you post fake ugly photos of her do you know her dad is cuban? why are you so intimidated by her white beauty you stupid drunk lazy indian? what tf did she ever do to you?
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Leave Your Comment"my morning would start by tripping over Kelly Brook and Blake Lively on my way to the bathroom after I wake up on top of two 19-year old twins who are late for a meeting with Elite."
Gold, baby.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 08:32:21
I have it on good authority that A-Rod masterbates to the movie "The Witches" and Golden Girls.
By thebig28, on April 14, 2010 08:40:28
I wish I could say A-Rod is attracted to brainy chicks. But, hell, he's f--king Cameron "Zits the Moron" Diaz. So, either there are got some photos of himself in ladies underwear floating around. Or he likes having Coyote Ugly nights forever.
By Sevenmack, on April 14, 2010 08:43:43
For someone who's so powerful & rich, he sure is a pussy. Dude dated madonna; he's a piece of shit from that point on...
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 08:44:54
Theories: (1) Celebs plant this crap to keep people talking about them, especially if they are used up pretty chicks like this one. (2) He is so fucking half of NYC, he stamped his brand on this one a few times, without even much noticing who she was as she came through the revolving door for her third pity fuck from His Royal Cockness.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 08:46:42
Jesus what a fucking hideous photograph. I'd accuse you of editing it but she's just that ugly.
Rodriguez is yummy to look at but he seems like one of those guys who cries after sex and wants you to hold him. He's the Beckham of baseball.
By Staci, on April 14, 2010 09:01:13
"And another one down and another one down, another one bites the dust!" These celebrities that date her are the biggest suckers on the planet. I thought the people that paid money to see her movies were bad, but what is wrong with these famous idiots?
By duder, on April 14, 2010 09:06:14
what happens when you fuck someone else's wife?
By giraffe tamer, on April 14, 2010 09:21:07
#8: I'm hoping the answer is "lottery winner!" but probably not with my luck
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 10:47:00
Those two idiots deserve each other.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 11:06:30
"When you're married, you fuck your wife. When you're not married, you fuck everyone else. I hope that helps."
No moral authority has ever made more sense than Todd.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 11:11:06
Meh.... who the fuck cares who he fucks? Seriously, are you guys fucking gay? If he wants to stick his dick in her, go ahead! There's just gonna be more for the rest of us.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 11:12:14
Madonna and Justin Timberlake's longtime beard. Seems like he's just standing naked in the shower room, hoping someday a teammate will finally put together "a-rod" and "yankee".
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 11:46:12
A-Roid is a classic douchefag, he has all the qualities that make a douchebag a douchebag plus some fag thrown in "fo' flava". He's a boring twat who everyone will always hate regardless of how many homers he hits.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 12:23:23
LOL @ the desmond/constant line. You're such a dork, which makes this site even better.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 14:14:59
You forget the fact that his wife divorced him because he was screwing D-rate pornstars and escorts much like Tiger. The one escort looked like Fergie but with nasty balloon sized implants. The guy simply has no taste. Plus 'roids make your weenie shrink.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 15:27:08
A-Rod is a bigger disappointment than that time I met a girl in a bar and she turned out to be a dude!
Kind of like A-Rod at the plate
Except he turned out to be a pussy
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 16:26:22
Limp dicked steroid freaks need to date chicks who enjoy strap-on fun.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 02:04:03
I wouldn't fuck A-Rod if he had a ten foot pole. I have to have that mind-to-mind connection or I'm just not into it.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 21:59:30
why do you hate cameron you stupid indian? you post fake ugly photos of her do you know her dad is cuban? why are you so intimidated by her white beauty you stupid drunk lazy indian? what tf did she ever do to you?
By i hate todd, on April 24, 2010 17:02:13
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