Have any of you ever, anywhere, seen a woman this age look like that?
The most smoking hot twenty year old doesn't look like that. A woman twice that age cannot.
This is essentially Japanese anime porn: this person does not exist. This is simply an artist's rendition of a perfected woman, and CZJ's face is simply used atop the rendered work.
Fuck you, Todd! Those are good shows! Nothing's better than seeing an old lady be told that the plate the found in her great great grandmother's attic is worth $4.
@#13, Not to burst your bubble but Heidi Klum maybe? I mean dammit..... the woman popped out 2(?) kids & she looks like she just turned 18. Seal is a lucky bastard.
Yeesh, that is some pitifully bad Photoshopping work. Am I supposed to seriously believe that CZJ is an inch and a half thick from front to back??? At least try to make it look semi-realistic.
Hey Todd...why do you feel you have to watch shows with her after? You can just leave after you are done...Kinda like I do when Im done with your sister!
that's airbrushing at its finest. Sure she has a nice bod, but the skin tone screams of airbrushing. Nice stripper shoes Cat!! They're early millenium cute, but she;s still an old actress stripping to get a part in any movie available.
As an expert in Photoshopping I will let you all in on a little secret. See her head in both those shots? It's on a different body. And I can tell you that whoever's body that is, isn't Photoshopped at all.
that second banner picture has to be the hottest picture i have ever seen that did not show any nips or bush. damn i have whacked off to a non nude pic since i first got my hands on a sears catalog back in the 6th grade.
As an expert in Photoshopping I will let you all in on a little secret. See her head in both those shots? It's on a different body. And I can tell you that whoever's body that is, isn't Photoshopped at all.
As ANOTHER expert in Photoshop, I can tell you that no amount of vasoline smeared on a camera lens can erase skin tone like that.
I defy you to find an image in a magazine that hasn't been retouched.
her head looks huge. plus shes too thin. and like... PHOTOSHOPPED THE HELL OUTA HER. (considering her heads size, maybe they just copied and pasted her head over a 20 year olds body?)
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By Burntfinger, on April 15, 2010 07:27:24
40 is not old. She might teach you a thing or two.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 07:27:38
Speaking of photoshop...
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 07:35:01
She looks a million times better than the other girls in that issue. She beats that Kara chick from idol by a landslide.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 07:35:38
She is not 40 years old she is a lot older but has covered her tracks well. One day C, we'll all find out.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 07:48:54
BARF!!!
yeh theez arr soo reel.
fake foney foto shopt barf pix!!!
By Sritney Bpears, on April 15, 2010 07:57:04
She's been forty for like ten years.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 07:58:56
There used to be a whole lot more of her - did she go all anorexic for the nudie shoot or what?
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 08:02:56
Is it me or is her head look gigantic compared to the rest of her body.
I'm not speaking figuratively either...although it applies in that case too.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 08:04:49
Wow... you need to wake up earlier. Where are your playboy pics of Ashley Dupre?
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 08:09:59
grrr where's the ass shot!!! she had a fabulous turd cutter in that art thief movie--smokin hot!
By dude, on April 15, 2010 08:19:31
@7 Yeah, she's closer to 50.
@9 I was thinking the same thing. Photoshop's a
hell of a drug.
By duder, on April 15, 2010 08:19:49
Have any of you ever, anywhere, seen a woman this age look like that?
The most smoking hot twenty year old doesn't look like that. A woman twice that age cannot.
This is essentially Japanese anime porn: this person does not exist. This is simply an artist's rendition of a perfected woman, and CZJ's face is simply used atop the rendered work.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 08:35:27
These photos were shot for two reasons.
1.) Create buzz/publicity to remind everyone that this badly over-hyped, shitty actress is still alive. Barely, judging by that wasteline.
2.) Distract everyone from the fact that she shares a bed with Father Time.
I TOO recall when she had curves/ass.
But that was years ago, at a time when Michael Douglas was still eating solid foods.
By joejoe, on April 15, 2010 08:48:34
Fuck you, Todd! Those are good shows! Nothing's better than seeing an old lady be told that the plate the found in her great great grandmother's attic is worth $4.
"...Oh."
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 09:01:52
Holy Expletives! She looks awesome for 40. (Thank god for airbrushing) That fucken lucky bastard Sheen!
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 09:18:30
I can't believe Michael "Did I take my medicine today?" Douglas is who's between those thighs every night...
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 09:48:28
My guess is these photos are enhanced BUT if they really aren't, Michael Douglas is the luckiest bastard in the world.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 10:04:52
@#13,
Not to burst your bubble but Heidi Klum maybe? I mean dammit..... the woman popped out 2(?) kids & she looks like she just turned 18. Seal is a lucky bastard.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 10:06:55
SHOW YOUR TITS!
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 11:15:54
These Allure "nudes" are fucking weak.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 11:40:18
As someone who turns 40 tomorrow, I speak for all 40 year olds by saying "fuck you". Now shush, Double Jepoardy is about to start.
By brunching, on April 15, 2010 11:47:27
#13 - Yes. You're hanging around the wrong 40-year olds.
By Cubs Fan, on April 15, 2010 11:50:26
Klum has 4 kids and looks way better than this airbrushed photoshopped version of CZJ
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 12:12:17
That is a <u>hell</u> of a lot of airbrushing & Blur...
#13 is right - you might as well be jacking off to a comic.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 12:31:12
Yeesh, that is some pitifully bad Photoshopping work. Am I supposed to seriously believe that CZJ is an inch and a half thick from front to back??? At least try to make it look semi-realistic.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 14:57:36
Hey Todd...why do you feel you have to watch shows with her after? You can just leave after you are done...Kinda like I do when Im done with your sister!
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 15:08:59
You kids act like 40 is 80. I'll tell you, I look good for 80. Of course I'm dead.
By Granny Clampett, on April 15, 2010 16:29:14
23, lol. And you are?
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 16:45:53
that's airbrushing at its finest. Sure she has a nice bod, but the skin tone screams of airbrushing. Nice stripper shoes Cat!! They're early millenium cute, but she;s still an old actress stripping to get a part in any movie available.
By Kimberly, on April 15, 2010 20:23:24
As an expert in Photoshopping I will let you all in on a little secret. See her head in both those shots? It's on a different body. And I can tell you that whoever's body that is, isn't Photoshopped at all.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2010 21:45:37
yes her head looks huge and i don't understand why..Anyway, good legs!
By anonymous, on April 16, 2010 02:49:25
Wasn't she busted on her age by trying to get into the White House twice? Everything about her is fake. Age, eyes et al.
The real woman is here-
http://anaplasty.net/www/img/catherine_zeta_jones_young.jpg
By sickitten, on April 16, 2010 03:28:58
You guys are assholes! 40 is not Old! Seriously? You would be lucky if she even gave you a second glance.
By anonymous, on April 16, 2010 03:33:51
This is so fucked-up, it would be excellent material for photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
We need to start boycotting ALL these motherfucking, bullshit, retarded, bitchass, over-the-top, photoshop-infected magazines.
And to all of you that said CZJ looks amazing in these pictures :
FUCK YOU! Have you even ever seen a naked woman before?
Scott
By anonymous, on April 16, 2010 05:07:17
Beautiful images but too fuzzy/digitally enhanced to be really considered photographs. She does look good anyway.
By Anderson, on April 16, 2010 07:47:00
that second banner picture has to be the hottest picture i have ever seen that did not show any nips or bush. damn i have whacked off to a non nude pic since i first got my hands on a sears catalog back in the 6th grade.
By anonymous, on April 16, 2010 14:50:55
As an expert in Photoshopping I will let you all in on a little secret. See her head in both those shots? It's on a different body. And I can tell you that whoever's body that is, isn't Photoshopped at all.
As ANOTHER expert in Photoshop, I can tell you that no amount of vasoline smeared on a camera lens can erase skin tone like that.
I defy you to find an image in a magazine that hasn't been retouched.
By anonymous, on April 16, 2010 19:26:46
her head looks huge. plus shes too thin. and like... PHOTOSHOPPED THE HELL OUTA HER. (considering her heads size, maybe they just copied and pasted her head over a 20 year olds body?)
By anonymous, on April 17, 2010 08:54:47
Ummm, yeah...that is not her body. LOL
By Albatross, on April 17, 2010 16:30:50
She was born in mid 1969. She'll be 41 soon
By cutTheCraop, on April 17, 2010 20:43:22
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