She looks terrible. Although this is the first time I see a photo that actually resembles what she looks like in person. Like she's made out of Tinker Toy.
These are bad picx. She did get a little heavy when having a kid, but other pics out now show her back to her "hottest body" shape. Hot piece of ass, in my opinion...
Ya, she is pretty much perfect. Not one thing wrong w/ her. Perfect hair, skin, face, lips..body to die for. She must work for hours in the gym on that body..... PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!
She use to be on my 2dew list but now she's just used. Girl had it all then became a bitch, didn't smle forgot her roots and said fuck you to her fans, not someone I'd like to even do in the ass and she use to have a fine one of those until she got preggers.
She USED to look good. Now.. meh. I dunno what happened. Not saying she's ugly or anything b/c she's obviously not, but there's just something not very attractive about her any longer.
Yuck, I've seen hotter strippers work a morning shift on a Tuesday. That kid fucked her up. Her cheeks look sunken. Probably realized she fucked her life up with some d-bag and is on oxys.
Todd usually has good taste, although he sometimes errs in faulting some hot women. This is a departure, since he seems excited over a gal who looks like a truck-stop tranny hooker who once had some kind of frightening head trauma.
The bad hair, ugly outfit and weird expressions... just no. It looks like she's been getting in to the botox as well. At least in between her eyebrows. Mqybe that explains the weird expressions.
I can't believe these comments. Half you people are slapping off in your Mom's basement nine hours a day, and wouldn't be able to get two words off before ranting about your Boba Fett collection if you ran into Jessica Alba. So ST*U.
Ha ha ha! Like you fucking gaybays can even dream up a fantasy girl better looking than Jessica Alba! You fuckwads are going to pin this picture on your sleeve so you can look at it while you beat off And #38! What a fuckin tool! "I'm a god damn intylechul I is!" Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Like you fucking gaybays can even dream up a fantasy girl better looking than Jessica Alba! You fuckwads are going to pin this picture on your sleeve so you can look at it while you beat off And #38! What a fuckin tool! "I'm a god damn intylechul I is!" Ha ha ha!
Liked Alba way back in 1995 when nobody knew her and she was on a PAX TV Network show called Flipper. Since Dark Angel ended, her other show, this flavor of the month has downhill big time. She is no longer hot. Plus she has become a major Biotch. Her nice person is gone and she is a constant skank. She is a rude one like Megan Fox and has become spoiled.
Liked Alba way back in 1995 when nobody knew her and she was on a PAX TV Network show called Flipper. Since Dark Angel ended, her other show, this flavor of the month has gone downhill big time. She is no longer hot. Plus she has become a major Biotch. Her nice persona is gone and she is a constant skank. She is a rude one like Megan Fox and has become spoiled.
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentReally?! Cuz I think it looks like and alien.
By Duderino, on April 28, 2010 07:56:15
Ugh, she is gross.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 08:01:39
I hate having to stare at stretch marks while I'm cleaning a clitoris.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 08:06:38
None of you idiots can get her on your best day. And she doesn't have stretch marks, I've seen her bikini pics post baby...losers.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 08:17:51
she does look tyrabanksalien-like in that picture. and too skinny.
By jerkmeoff, on April 28, 2010 08:35:07
Talk about a FIVEHEAD, Jeezuth! - why not just have a threesome with Christina Ricci and Summer Glau. It's the most head you'll get.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 08:44:45
She looks terrible. Although this is the first time I see a photo that actually resembles what she looks like in person. Like she's made out of Tinker Toy.
By duder, on April 28, 2010 08:57:59
These are bad picx. She did get a little heavy when having a kid, but other pics out now show her back to her "hottest body" shape. Hot piece of ass, in my opinion...
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 09:00:35
EWWWWW!!!!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 09:02:52
Ya, she is pretty much perfect. Not one thing wrong w/ her. Perfect hair, skin, face, lips..body to die for. She must work for hours in the gym on that body.....
PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!
By C, on April 28, 2010 09:03:56
Hairy
By lawnmower man, on April 28, 2010 09:10:51
She's usually very pretty, but looks weird in this picture. Too much make up?
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 09:32:45
She looks like an Incan mummy head.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 09:35:51
Looks kind of anorexic in this pic.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 10:08:26
what the hell happened to her face? yikes
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 10:09:49
I never realized how massive her forehead is
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 10:10:34
Ye definitely has the makings of an extraterrestrial in my opinion as well. You must be extremely high right now to post that.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 10:23:15
eww what up with her giant alien head?? She looks like a Grey alien from Zeta Reticuli or a less weird a dolphin.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 10:58:30
She use to be on my 2dew list but now she's just used. Girl had it all then became a bitch, didn't smle forgot her roots and said fuck you to her fans, not someone I'd like to even do in the ass and she use to have a fine one of those until she got preggers.
By LolleyGagger, on April 28, 2010 10:59:27
What are you losers talking about? She looks fucking fantastic. Even when she was prego she looked 50x hotter than what your typically used to.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 11:26:30
That banner pic is strange, maybe the smaller ones are better. I agree with the alien comments.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 12:05:13
Longing for Jessica circa 2001, Dark Angel, Idle Hands.
Why do all chicks from your late teens have to self-destruct, go anorexic, or get fake lips?
By DoucheBagelow, on April 28, 2010 12:28:13
Todd, you chose the worst pic of the bunch to use as a banner pic. Because when I first saw it I was like, WTF?
By Rosie Odonell, on April 28, 2010 13:08:03
That whole look is bad. And the weave is making her head look huge.Also, lost too much weight.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 13:20:05
Frozen shrunken apple Inca mummy head.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 13:25:14
Definitely not the Alba we all grew to love. She looks decent, but something clearly isn't right... Can totally see why she need bangs.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 15:44:43
She's always looked like an alien, this new look just accentuates it more
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 15:57:33
ROGAIN!!
By chuggdog, on April 28, 2010 16:51:45
Why the long face? Man I'd have tapped that back in the days of Dark Angel. Now? Meh, rather jerk it to old pics of her. She's not aging well.
By chucky, on April 28, 2010 17:05:44
What's the deal with Perez Hilton leaving 20+ comments on this thread?
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 17:09:26
She USED to look good. Now.. meh. I dunno what happened. Not saying she's ugly or anything b/c she's obviously not, but there's just something not very attractive about her any longer.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2010 17:25:59
This combination of bad hair, bad makeup and odd facial expression isn't very flattering for her. She's generally pretty, however.
By tizzle, on April 28, 2010 19:38:57
Yuck, I've seen hotter strippers work a morning shift on a Tuesday. That kid fucked her up. Her cheeks look sunken. Probably realized she fucked her life up with some d-bag and is on oxys.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 00:31:25
She's got Tyra-Head Syndrome. Not a good look. She needs some bangs to cover up that five-head.
By Athina, on April 29, 2010 01:28:54
Todd usually has good taste, although he sometimes errs in faulting some hot women. This is a departure, since he seems excited over a gal who looks like a truck-stop tranny hooker who once had some kind of frightening head trauma.
By Baffled, on April 29, 2010 03:12:56
The bad hair, ugly outfit and weird expressions... just no.
It looks like she's been getting in to the botox as well. At least in between her eyebrows. Mqybe that explains the weird expressions.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 04:08:10
I can't believe these comments. Half you people are slapping off in your Mom's basement nine hours a day, and wouldn't be able to get two words off before ranting about your Boba Fett collection if you ran into Jessica Alba. So ST*U.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 04:24:35
she looks like Van Gogh's 'the scream'. Google it rednecks.
By new yorker, on April 29, 2010 05:36:54
OMG get that fivehead off the front page WILL YOU?
#6 from yesterday.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 05:46:02
37, Boba Fett is totally bad, dude. Show respect!
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 06:40:13
Uh, #38, 'the scream' is by Edvard Munch, a Norwegian painter.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 06:57:02
HaHa! #38 is a moron!
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 07:06:14
#42 did you know that? I doubt it.
Also she's pretty but she really needs some bangs.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 07:32:23
#41 I was just about to post that same thing. Since #38 is culturally hindered, I also recommend James Ensor.
By duder, on April 29, 2010 08:05:43
hello my name is #38 and i am a moron. thank goodness for internet anonymity.
By new yorker, on April 29, 2010 08:10:08
I think this is just a case of really, really bad makeup. Bitch needs to get her act together.
By Tony, on April 29, 2010 08:43:06
Ha ha ha!
Like you fucking gaybays can even dream up a fantasy girl better looking than Jessica Alba!
You fuckwads are going to pin this picture on your sleeve so you can look at it while you beat off
And #38! What a fuckin tool!
"I'm a god damn intylechul I is!"
Ha ha ha!
By Intolerant Bastard, on April 29, 2010 09:45:56
Ha ha ha!
Like you fucking gaybays can even dream up a fantasy girl better looking than Jessica Alba!
You fuckwads are going to pin this picture on your sleeve so you can look at it while you beat off
And #38! What a fuckin tool!
"I'm a god damn intylechul I is!"
Ha ha ha!
By Intolerant Bastard, on April 29, 2010 09:46:05
I think her forehead is pregnant
By anonymous, on April 29, 2010 15:27:50
Liked Alba way back in 1995 when nobody knew her and she was on a PAX TV Network show called Flipper. Since Dark Angel ended, her other show, this flavor of the month has downhill big time. She is no longer hot. Plus she has become a major Biotch. Her nice person is gone and she is a constant skank. She is a rude one like Megan Fox and has become spoiled.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2010 03:31:37
Liked Alba way back in 1995 when nobody knew her and she was on a PAX TV Network show called Flipper. Since Dark Angel ended, her other show, this flavor of the month has gone downhill big time. She is no longer hot. Plus she has become a major Biotch. Her nice persona is gone and she is a constant skank. She is a rude one like Megan Fox and has become spoiled.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2010 03:33:12
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