I wish this idiot and Ken would just go away - far away and stay there. see that light green puff of air coming out of her mouth - she hasn't brushed in a long time
I think it's kind of hot. The nice thing about chicks with shorter hair is that shit doesn't get in your mouth when you're spooning. Or so I've heard, after I'm done I always kick their asses to the curb and let them come begging back. Yeeeeah, that's what I do . . .
Looks nice from the side but real soccer mom from the front. May be the sunglasses pushed back on her head. I agree w/ # 4. She's a lot better then Brit, Miley, Gaga, Lohan and all those other whores.
I'm not a huge fan of short hair on women in general, but it looks good on her. It's fairly amazing how emboldened the anonymity of teh Interwebz allows people to be; her unfortunate outfit at the 4-H State Fair a while back notwithstanding, this girl is more beautiful than most people have an accurate, personal frame of reference to judge.
She's sorta got that Faith Hill look to her now...assuming it's not a wig. At any rate, I like it!!! She could be fuckin' bald for all I care. As long as she doesn't do anything else with them titties, then we're cool -- but she needs to show those fuckers off dammit! Just pull a Cindy Margolis already...geez luiz!
She's the kind of girl that only looks good as barbie doll with long hair and big boobs. The soccer mom look does nothing for her. she looks plain here. when I usually think she is pretty. she needs to go back to long blond hair and big boobs hanging out with lots of make up. She only looks good as a dollybird.
I think she looks adorable. The long wavy hair and extensions hairdo is so tired and played out. Name a female celebrity, especially someone her age or younger who doesn't have the long wavy extensions 'do. This is unique and flattering. I hope it is not a wig.
come on...looks 45...get serious. I can tell you she isn't even close to looking like the average 45 year old. She's annoying as shit and seems pretty stupid but I'd be proud to nail her.
66 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI wish this idiot and Ken would just go away - far away and stay there. see that light green puff of air coming out of her mouth - she hasn't brushed in a long time
By nick, on April 12, 2010 07:03:09
HA I thought this was Kate Gosselin.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:03:49
WOW. She looks like a soccer mom. She instantly added 10 years to her age. Not flattering at all.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:06:45
Adorable. I wish the media would lighten up on this kid.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:16:11
I think she looks hawt ...dropped some pounds and the cut is sexy
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:26:09
She looks perfect. Like a perfect stupid cunt.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:34:13
WHO CARES
By I don't., on April 12, 2010 07:39:56
Sorry, pic 2 = smokin' hot.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:42:11
She looks HOT!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 07:46:45
I think it's kind of hot. The nice thing about chicks with shorter hair is that shit doesn't get in your mouth when you're spooning. Or so I've heard, after I'm done I always kick their asses to the curb and let them come begging back. Yeeeeah, that's what I do . . .
By thebig28, on April 12, 2010 08:10:59
Can she ever close her fucking mouth in a picture?
By Storm, on April 12, 2010 08:16:38
I think that she cut it because she got gum all in it.
Wait, did I say "gum?"
By jeditemple, on April 12, 2010 08:32:04
Next...
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 08:37:37
Love to see her go girl-on-girl with Kate Gosselin. Some hot MILF on imitator action.
By George W. Beavis Bush, on April 12, 2010 08:52:02
She looks great! She is so cute and very hot!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 08:54:52
she is certainly pretty enough to pull off that hair.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:02:36
Some improvement. At least she doesn't look like she gargles with cookie dough anymore.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:04:17
2nd pic is nice. 1st not so much.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:07:35
She does look a lot older.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:14:41
I do think Jessica Simpson is hot, but not with the short hair. Actually, I don't think short hair looks good on ANY woman - but that's just me.
By Midlife Bachelor, on April 12, 2010 09:19:40
She does look better with short hair but still, she doesn't do anything and she's still fat so who cares.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:23:01
I'm guessing that since she can't keep a man she's going to try for a lesbian.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:47:15
Short hair just makes women look old but on her... it's so much worse
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 09:54:44
Q. What looks good on Jessica Simpson?
A. A doberman
By Dog lover, on April 12, 2010 09:55:20
2 pic She looks so nice
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 10:05:12
Looks nice from the side but real soccer mom from the front. May be the sunglasses pushed back on her head. I agree w/ # 4. She's a lot better then Brit, Miley, Gaga, Lohan and all those other whores.
By Judy, on April 12, 2010 10:13:39
I'm not a huge fan of short hair on women in general, but it looks good on her. It's fairly amazing how emboldened the anonymity of teh Interwebz allows people to be; her unfortunate outfit at the 4-H State Fair a while back notwithstanding, this girl is more beautiful than most people have an accurate, personal frame of reference to judge.
By Brendan, on April 12, 2010 10:17:03
I'd fuck the shit out of her. This hair do works for her.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 11:05:39
Maybe now she'll wash her hair. She's still very do-able.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 11:05:40
i'd def hit it
By dude, on April 12, 2010 11:13:15
I'd pound her like a piece of steak.
By JK, on April 12, 2010 11:17:43
At least she doesn't look like that chick on V. Short hair on women doesn't work too often. Some women need hair to frame their faces.
Jess looks like she just came out of 1969.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 11:40:47
She looks like she's going ano.
By Ana and Mia, on April 12, 2010 11:43:46
In the first picture, she looks 45. In the second, she looks like a gay guy dressing up as Barbara Streisand. Fail.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 12:02:46
She's sorta got that Faith Hill look to her now...assuming it's not a wig. At any rate, I like it!!! She could be fuckin' bald for all I care. As long as she doesn't do anything else with them titties, then we're cool -- but she needs to show those fuckers off dammit! Just pull a Cindy Margolis already...geez luiz!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 12:30:10
A cute lil' Bob cut on top, curvin' ass on the bottom.
Whats not to like?
By Freakdaddy, on April 12, 2010 12:54:19
OMG SMOKING HOTHOTHOT!!!!!!!
By Papa Joe, on April 12, 2010 13:00:54
#32, that chick on V is hot as fucking hell.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 13:41:00
I'm so happy she's embraced her midwest small Kansas middle-aged small town woman ways.
By chucky, on April 12, 2010 13:54:27
She's the kind of girl that only looks good as barbie doll with long hair and big boobs. The soccer mom look does nothing for her. she looks plain here. when I usually think she is pretty. she needs to go back to long blond hair and big boobs hanging out with lots of make up. She only looks good as a dollybird.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 14:06:37
I think she looks adorable. The long wavy hair and extensions hairdo is so tired and played out. Name a female celebrity, especially someone her age or younger who doesn't have the long wavy extensions 'do. This is unique and flattering. I hope it is not a wig.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 14:28:57
I actually love the second pic.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 14:31:03
fugly wig fail
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 14:52:49
She's gorgeous, and I love the new hair.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 15:35:27
#22 - Yes. Fat chicks do that.
By Cubs Fan, on April 12, 2010 16:01:44
Yep, I'd hit it too.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 16:21:48
cute hair!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 17:27:12
It's Lola Falana. Inna plane.
By Anne Boolean, on April 12, 2010 20:28:15
#28
Agreed.
By chevy chase, on April 12, 2010 20:38:05
She looks hot!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 22:14:27
I'd still pound her little asshole.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2010 22:15:23
Agree with #33!
By Marya Hornbacher, on April 13, 2010 02:09:04
They are wigs.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 02:38:47
She is my viagra.
time to have closed eyes, lights off sex with the missus i guess
:(
By Reece, on April 13, 2010 03:25:04
HOOOT
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:05:49
now she looks just like that asshat Ken Paves
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:54:30
Aw, I think she looks cute. I always thought of Jessica as a puppy: cute, playful and just a little dim.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:57:42
I would like to attempt to suck her breasts and nipples.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 07:14:18
#54, no way to live, man. No way to live.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 08:41:25
It's a wig people...c'mon!!!
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 09:28:53
She's started wearing wigs so she doesn't have to wash her stinky hair. Yuck.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 12:14:43
She looks like Justin Bieber eh-o
By Bandoliers, on April 13, 2010 16:41:43
come on...looks 45...get serious. I can tell you she isn't even close to looking like the average 45 year old. She's annoying as shit and seems pretty stupid but I'd be proud to nail her.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 16:43:51
Oh look, someone wants attention so she put on a wig.
Swoon everyone swoon! .....pathetic
By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 20:15:02
Wow, she looks like she lost some weight. I guess she is going for the whole Mia farrow look.
I would still fuck her, even if she did look like an o-linemen for the New York Jets.
By I Stll dont like you in that way, on April 14, 2010 04:31:07
64...well, it obviously worked, look at all the attention shes getting lol....
By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 06:35:20
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