40 Comments:

1. I had the same response to the "Pretty Wild" show. It was like Firestarter, but instead of the mongoloid from ET it was just me and my seething rage...and by mongoloid I mean Gweneth Paltrow. I know she wasn't in the movie, but fuck her.

   By Cluis, on April 13, 2010 06:19:39

2. Kate and Jessica Simpson need to get together and do some "MILF Teaches Her Teen Daughter To Use a Double-Ended Dildo" porn.
   
   Because that would be awesome...

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:20:54

3. I agree with Hef that Kate is not a celebrity, but he DID put Heidi fucking Montag on the COVER of Playboy. There is no way in hell that loser is a celebrity either Hef. Just saying.

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:25:09

4. She used the same "at home making cookies" quote on the "Today" show today! I agree with your assessment, look up "cunt" in the dictionary and there's an image of her. Now she's shilling a book she wrote (yea, right!) with letters to her kids about growing up and why she's doing what she's doing "for them". Why not just be there raising them instead of (LOL) writing a book about it!?!

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:34:02

5. Kate is the ultimate MILF!

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 06:44:44

6. If Kate wasn't such an unremittingly foul little twat she wouldn't be a single mother. No man wants to suffer through dealing with a miserable, money-grubbing, fame-whoring disaster with eight fucking kids. Her whole lame "super-mom" act is a tired pile of shit, nothing's more annoying than hearing some idiotic super breeder patting herself on the back for changing diapers and opening juice boxes.

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 07:00:38

7. While she is the biggest cunt on the planet and it pains me to appear to stick up for her, at what point did she ask to be in the mag ? Sounds like Hugh Geezer was just answering a question from a reporter.

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 07:03:22

8. Todd you need your own talk show to tell these people off to their faces.

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 07:30:14

9. @#3,
   I agree but at least Heidi Montag isn't a cunt except for her dumbass husband..... forgot his name. Seriously, these reality TV show "stars" should end with their shows. I don't understand why their 15 minutes of fame keep on going. I don't understand why some people/media see them as celebrities when they haven't done shit that is worth mentioning.

   By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 07:32:34

10. I'd like to see her brute fucked to death by that thing that killed the Lust chick in Se7en. Good times.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 07:39:36

11. I would love to fuck Kate. I know I'd come out of it with bite marks, scratches and blood all over the sheets, but I would train her to please me.

    By Ted "Roaster" Bundy, 666 Apocalypse Drive, Hell, on April 13, 2010 08:00:07

12. My wife screams at the T.V. every week when Kate remains on "Dancing with the Stars." I have to agree with her that the show is rigged, because they're clearly keeping that cunt on for ratings. And she can't fucking dance worth a shit.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 08:06:58

13. Is there a straight man out there that wouldn't at least be up for a hate fuck with this gal?

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 08:24:01

14. I don't want to see that bitch naked anyway.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 08:30:03

15. Hilarious! Cunty kate asks to be in playboy & they reject her! In your face, you cunty bitch!

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 08:30:57

16. All of you who say Kate is a MILF are seriously fucking retarded. Have you seen older pics of her? Yikes. She only looks the way she does from her free lipo and tummy tuck, and her free hair, and all the other free shit she gets. What about the moms who had kids the REAL way? Don't we deserve pampering too? Anyone can stuff their crotch full of babies at a lab, but should we really be applauding and rewarding this behavior? Adopt a fucking kid, an AMERICAN kid. I don't mean to be cruel, but fuck those foreign kids, we have plenty of them here due to all of the crack whore moms and teeny boppers watching 16 and pregnant on MTV and thinking having a baby is "fun". It's not like the foreigners are foaming at the mouth to adopt american kids like we have hard-ons for foreign kids.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 08:36:07

17. #3 FTW

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 09:07:02

18. She is the most insufferable cunt in the universe..just the sound of her shrill whinning causes my pecker to invert itself...

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 09:45:54

19. Being 'home' amd supporting the children is a "struggle", what she's doing is being an absent mom chasing dollars, i.e. a "whore".

    By LolleyGagger, on April 13, 2010 10:16:33

20. Amen brother, I hope the cunt gets hit by a truck and dies....She's totally useless and a complete waste of oxygen....

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 10:21:02

21. Someone needs to throw in talent,a redeeming personality,and a hysterectomy as a freebie to Kate.

    By Brandy, on April 13, 2010 10:31:04

22. @ #3
    Hef wouldnt fuck Kate. Hef would love to fuck Heidi.
    
    That is why he put her on the cover. Plain and simple. The man has priorities and they are all well under 30.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 10:41:44

23. Her smile is more fake than her hair.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 11:25:32

24. "What about the moms who had kids the REAL way? Don't we deserve pampering too?"
    
    No. You don't deserve shit. Go pay for things like everyone else. Are we clear on that now?

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 12:05:15

25. "In my heart I'm always in my kitchen, baking and cooking for my kids, and I'll always be there."
    
    And in my heart I'm an astronaut who cured cancer and fucks Penthouse models every night, so I TOTALLY know how she feels...

    By Mikey, on April 13, 2010 12:51:37

26. She is the destroyer of worlds.
    
    'Nuff said.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 13:02:30

27. So did I miss something? When did she ask to be in Playboy?

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 13:45:03

28. How many years before Mady is workin the pole?

    By Lucy94, on April 13, 2010 15:02:10

29. Nice # 16. Love it! And what's with her "dancing"? That's dancing. I actually feel pain for Tony.

    By Judy, on April 13, 2010 16:14:09

30. i'd play watersports with her

    By hydrononymous, on April 13, 2010 17:08:58

31. Todd - you said it all. I could not have said it better.

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 18:34:26

32. I like Kate. Screw you Todd!

    By anonymous, on April 13, 2010 20:13:45

33. I'd rage fuck her.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 03:57:21

34. I cant stand this bitch...Really, who is she? Famous for what? Ruining 8 kids lives? Ruining her ex husbands lives?
    
    I would let her blow me though...Actually, No, No I wouldnt.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 04:28:36

35. That bitch is still on Dancing with the Stars. It's SO rigged. They kept Kate, but kicked off my girlfriend Edyta Sliwinska.
    
    The male viewers have dropped the show, because let's face it, nobody wants Pam Anderson.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 05:09:10

36. I'd hate-fuck in the butt her in front of her kids.

    By Ken Mehlman, on April 14, 2010 06:14:54

37. She has no business being on DWTS. IF they put her in Playboy I would never pick up an issue of it again. Someone take the spot light off of this horrid bitch before our youth thinks it's ok to be like that. Her kids should be spayed and neutered before they can pass on the selfish, greedy, skanky bitch genes to another generation.

    By Underpants Gnome, on April 14, 2010 07:46:53

38. please someone tell this bitch to go the fuck away. wtf is she? mom w/bunch of kids, so fuckin what? tell her to shut to fuck up.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 12:51:31

39. Meow.....I think the only bitch here is you, girl. Lighten up!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 18:59:58

40. Meow.....I think the only bitch here is you, girl. Lighten up!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2010 20:25:05