Kate's not going to be banging anyone, famous or not, until she gets herself some real, actual grown-up hair. Whatever that thing on her head is supposed to be isn't working at all, she looks ludicrous.
Oh yeah, and she's a bitchy, talentless twat with a herd of kids, so there's that too.
"When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life..."
Well, let's see. Before Tom, Katie was a marginal actress in a few movies that no one saw and lucked her way onto "Dawson's Creek," which in no way depended on her star power. After that... umm... well, she "had Tom's kid" or kids or something. And that's it.
On behalf of bitter, dried-up, delusional wannabe celebrity stay-at-home soccer moms everywhere, "YOU GO, GIRL!"
She wants the Katie Holmes treatment where dozens of Xenu-fans take care of her kids for free. Let's hope she hooks up with Robert Blake or O.J. That would suit the world just fine.
through her bigass gap, shaq can swin through in n out. dr. ray, please stitch this bitch's both lips shut and add epoxy to seal them up. ughhh, people who are fans of this dumbass broad need to get a life. f u.
See, Kate must understand that the "King of Queens" principle (an otherwise porker or ugly man can end up with a beautiful wife either because of his confidence, charm, money or fame) doesn't work in reverse.
After all, looks are a secondary characteristic women search for in men (they search for the above-mentioned traits first). Men, on the other hand, can attain all of these attributes and therefore, only need a hot chick with some brains and a good attitude -- and sometimes not even the last two matter.
This woman just won the platinum medal at the Delusional Twat Special Olympics. But she didn't just beat all other contenders, they spontaneously combusted in the face of her bringing this sort of game.
Goldblum, Clooney, Cruise, on down to pretty much any second-rate comedian with a sitcom under consideration can crook a finger and get quivering, ass-up, 22-year-old-starving-actress poonani offered to them. No straight man for a single second turns aside from that buffet of moist humps for this, this, god what the #@W$ is this anyhow?
Nothing could top this sort of delusion except perhaps Hendricks giving tips on youthful looks and staying athletically trim.
#2, she just needs new hair? She needs a new face, a new body that isn't built like a linebacker's, a new personality, new clothes and a new attitude. Bitch is crazy and I LOVE how she thinks she's so famous. Famous for being one of the most hated people ever, now that's more like it.
#15 If she's the "ultimate" [sic] MILF, I'm guessing you've either some serious vision issues which you need checked out or you enjoy total cunt bitch whores who's vaginas are so large you could park all the cars from Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld's garage inside of her saggy lips and still have enough room for several air craft carriers.
god, you people need to get lifes... who are u to judge anyone... cuz i know ur life aint shit.. maybe you's should worry about ur own damn life instead of someone elses!!
Nah #17, even Jesse James wouldn't f--k her. That's because she has no tats all over and no silicon in her tits. And she'd remind Busey of his motorcycle accident two decades ago.
Sadly, even Gary Coleman has had better poon that whatever Grosselin is serving up. She might have to hook up with Buddy Ebsen's corpse.
yeah, hoping for the Hoff is shooting MUCH too high for her. She needs to come back down to reality and think more like 'the guy that does those fluff reports on the morning news on Channel 9 in Omaha NE'. And he'd still probably pass on the offer.
A new word must now be invented, delusional just doesn't cut it for this twisted bitch.
She dropped 12 kids or whatever it was, she exploited them with her dilweed spouse on tv, she exploited her divorce on tv, she danced her way into infamy (never once realizing she was only on past week one because she became a drinking game).
How fucked up must this bitch's head be to think she's ever even going to fuck even Gary Busey or Carrot Top, much less Hasselhoff. She needs to call Corey Feldman or David Blaine.
#21 who are you to judge us? maybe you should worry about YOUR life, or lack there of. Your life aint shit either if your here to defend her and talk shit to us.
#8 Wow, I seriously hope you just teleported to our time from the 50s cause that was the most misogynistic thing I read all day. Thanks. Glad to know I need a man to get confidence, charm and money.
And TODD you out did yourself with "this evil bitch lives on the corner of Delusion and Bitch What The Fuck". I chocked on my coffee with that one, thanks :)
What is it about these delusional single-mothers who seem to think that providing a life-support system for a functioning uterus makes them completely irresistable to unmarried men- oh, yeah, every eligible man on the planet should fight for the "honor" of providing support (emotional, financial, etc.) for every single "goddess" and her brood.
Let me get this straight...the only reason that she is famous is because she had 8 kids at once and was enough of a media ho to capitalize on that by allowing strangers into her family's life, which is now in shambles. She then decides to capitalize on people feeling sorry because her husbanded cheated on her by being on "Dancing With The Stars" and now considers herself a "star" and wants to hook up with another "star"? Whatever - what bothers me is the big question of WHO IS REALLY TAKING CARE OF THE EIGHT KIDS?
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Leave Your CommentKatie Holmes post Tom Cruise is a GOOD THING??????
She's a fucking zombie now.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:05:40
Kate's not going to be banging anyone, famous or not, until she gets herself some real, actual grown-up hair. Whatever that thing on her head is supposed to be isn't working at all, she looks ludicrous.
Oh yeah, and she's a bitchy, talentless twat with a herd of kids, so there's that too.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:07:32
"When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life..."
Well, let's see. Before Tom, Katie was a marginal actress in a few movies that no one saw and lucked her way onto "Dawson's Creek," which in no way depended on her star power. After that... umm... well, she "had Tom's kid" or kids or something. And that's it.
On behalf of bitter, dried-up, delusional wannabe celebrity stay-at-home soccer moms everywhere, "YOU GO, GIRL!"
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:17:12
OK FINE. I CHANGED MY HAIR. DO PEOPLE LIKE ME YET?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:19:00
She wants the Katie Holmes treatment where dozens of Xenu-fans take care of her kids for free. Let's hope she hooks up with Robert Blake or O.J. That would suit the world just fine.
By Eight minus Jon and Kate equals happy, on April 22, 2010 08:22:05
She should go after Carrot Top.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:28:41
through her bigass gap, shaq can swin through in n out. dr. ray, please stitch this bitch's both lips shut and add epoxy to seal them up. ughhh, people who are fans of this dumbass broad need to get a life. f u.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:30:35
See, Kate must understand that the "King of Queens" principle (an otherwise porker or ugly man can end up with a beautiful wife either because of his confidence, charm, money or fame) doesn't work in reverse.
After all, looks are a secondary characteristic women search for in men (they search for the above-mentioned traits first). Men, on the other hand, can attain all of these attributes and therefore, only need a hot chick with some brains and a good attitude -- and sometimes not even the last two matter.
By Sevenmack, on April 22, 2010 08:30:56
This woman just won the platinum medal at the Delusional Twat Special Olympics. But she didn't just beat all other contenders, they spontaneously combusted in the face of her bringing this sort of game.
Goldblum, Clooney, Cruise, on down to pretty much any second-rate comedian with a sitcom under consideration can crook a finger and get quivering, ass-up, 22-year-old-starving-actress poonani offered to them. No straight man for a single second turns aside from that buffet of moist humps for this, this, god what the #@W$ is this anyhow?
Nothing could top this sort of delusion except perhaps Hendricks giving tips on youthful looks and staying athletically trim.
By Yeah, I went there about Hendricks, on April 22, 2010 08:34:50
This bitch is so annoyingly delusional, I wish someone would come along and smack her off her high horse into the rancor pit. That would make my day.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 08:40:33
#6 - I wouldn't fuck her with my dick, or even a donkey's dick. Wait, I don't have a dick...
By Carrottop, on April 22, 2010 08:56:48
#2, she just needs new hair? She needs a new face, a new body that isn't built like a linebacker's, a new personality, new clothes and a new attitude. Bitch is crazy and I LOVE how she thinks she's so famous. Famous for being one of the most hated people ever, now that's more like it.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 09:06:51
Who's George Clonney?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 09:07:47
She must be after Goldblum because he's rumored to be well-endowed and her vagina is like a train tunnel after 8 kids!
By Todd, on April 22, 2010 09:35:34
take it easy on Kate. She actually is not bad looking and is the ultimate MILF! I'd hit it in a moment's notice and am proud to say so!
By terry, on April 22, 2010 09:36:53
Oh, she would be perfect for David Hasselhoff.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 09:47:48
Goldblume? Hasselhoff? This bitch needs to set her sights a lower. She'd have a better chance with Jesse James or Gary Busey.
By Does she have a swastika tattoo on her vag?, on April 22, 2010 09:50:11
Kate is fucking gorgeous, and as long as you could train her not to talk, she probably fucks like a rabid weasel. I ought to know, because I'm ...
By A rabid weasel, on April 22, 2010 10:11:51
"Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Are you done?"
By Kate Gosselin, on April 22, 2010 10:24:02
#15 If she's the "ultimate" [sic] MILF, I'm guessing you've either some serious vision issues which you need checked out or you enjoy total cunt bitch whores who's vaginas are so large you could park all the cars from Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld's garage inside of her saggy lips and still have enough room for several air craft carriers.
By chucky, on April 22, 2010 10:28:09
god, you people need to get lifes... who are u to judge anyone... cuz i know ur life aint shit.. maybe you's should worry about ur own damn life instead of someone elses!!
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 10:47:43
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By HOFF, on April 22, 2010 10:54:38
Nah #17, even Jesse James wouldn't f--k her. That's because she has no tats all over and no silicon in her tits. And she'd remind Busey of his motorcycle accident two decades ago.
Sadly, even Gary Coleman has had better poon that whatever Grosselin is serving up. She might have to hook up with Buddy Ebsen's corpse.
By Sevenmack, on April 22, 2010 11:33:02
Sadly, I can totally see SOME Hollywood idiot end up with her. No shortage of idiots in Hollywood.
By duder, on April 22, 2010 11:46:42
yeah, hoping for the Hoff is shooting MUCH too high for her. She needs to come back down to reality and think more like 'the guy that does those fluff reports on the morning news on Channel 9 in Omaha NE'. And he'd still probably pass on the offer.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 11:56:34
I hope she gets a new boyfriend and he fucks her to death.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 12:36:30
A new word must now be invented, delusional just doesn't cut it for this twisted bitch.
She dropped 12 kids or whatever it was, she exploited them with her dilweed spouse on tv, she exploited her divorce on tv, she danced her way into infamy (never once realizing she was only on past week one because she became a drinking game).
How fucked up must this bitch's head be to think she's ever even going to fuck even Gary Busey or Carrot Top, much less Hasselhoff. She needs to call Corey Feldman or David Blaine.
By Moonshine Froth Palin, on April 22, 2010 13:33:05
MILF? Pardon me...
<vomit>
Don't say things like that around dinner time.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 14:24:33
This story is too ridiculous to be believed. I'm sure she knows Hasselhoff is a drunk. Who would want to date a drunk and expose THAT to their kids.
By jaye, on April 22, 2010 14:57:30
Good Lord, that hair! Farrah Fawcett is rolling in her grave as we speak..
By Lee Majors, on April 22, 2010 15:06:03
What good timing for Larry King! She's got 8 kids and he has 8 ex wives. A perfect match.
By Underpants Gnome, on April 22, 2010 16:54:11
#21 fuck off Kate.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2010 17:55:43
#21 who are you to judge us? maybe you should worry about YOUR life, or lack there of. Your life aint shit either if your here to defend her and talk shit to us.
By phidapaldi, on April 23, 2010 08:46:00
Amen Todd! I would love to turn this bitch into charcoal like a Salem witch! Have a great weekend bro....
By gsx, on April 23, 2010 09:54:16
#8 Wow, I seriously hope you just teleported to our time from the 50s cause that was the most misogynistic thing I read all day. Thanks. Glad to know I need a man to get confidence, charm and money.
And TODD you out did yourself with "this evil bitch lives on the corner of Delusion and Bitch What The Fuck". I chocked on my coffee with that one, thanks :)
By anonymous, on April 23, 2010 11:18:01
What is it about these delusional single-mothers who seem to think that providing a life-support system for a functioning uterus makes them completely irresistable to unmarried men- oh, yeah, every eligible man on the planet should fight for the "honor" of providing support (emotional, financial, etc.) for every single "goddess" and her brood.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2010 12:58:34
Kate may be of better use as a fluffer for Ron Jeremy on the senior porn tour.
Not seeing Jeff, heroin or not, biting on that tainted bait.
By Philip Marshall, on April 23, 2010 13:04:13
I dated Jeff Goldblum when I lived in Hwood. It isn't that hard to do. But I KNOW Kate isn't his type AT ALL.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2010 16:07:40
is she wearing a wig?
By candy, on April 23, 2010 16:09:11
I agree with Underpants Gnome - she should the future ex Mrs. Larry King
By anonymous, on April 24, 2010 09:07:45
Let me get this straight...the only reason that she is famous is because she had 8 kids at once and was enough of a media ho to capitalize on that by allowing strangers into her family's life, which is now in shambles. She then decides to capitalize on people feeling sorry because her husbanded cheated on her by being on "Dancing With The Stars" and now considers herself a "star" and wants to hook up with another "star"? Whatever - what bothers me is the big question of WHO IS REALLY TAKING CARE OF THE EIGHT KIDS?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2010 09:14:11
Most so-called REALITY STARS are actually wanna-be actors that can't act.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2010 10:05:36
I don't think Jeff Goldblum is that desperate to get laid by a hag.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2010 15:34:46
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