#5 - At least that was back when you actually needed to do SOMETHING requiring real effort. Now you just tape yourself fucking or get pissed on and you're golden, pardon the pun.
Well, he actually played in a band that was very successful and was also a judge on the Nashville Star singing talent show so I think he's better qualified than Simon.
I never thought I'd hear "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and "standing ovation" in the same sentence - not without the words "dead", "gun" and "maniac", anyway.
Finally, someone has said what I have been thinking all along. His gross misfortune turned out to be the best thing that has ever happened to this has been. He seems like a decent guy but, they're treating him like JC.
I do not know if Simon Cowell is actually replacable by ANYONE. The ratings of next year's show will tell all. My prediction for the future of American Idol is dark ...
oh yeah! bandannas & cowboy hats await! and I hope they're well-stocked for condoms-- the sluttier contestants won't know what hit them... omg I couldn't be happier I don't watch this show...
American idol has been on life support since season 6. Season 5 was the only season that had quality talent if you forget the "Winner" Taylor Hicks. This Lee guy is WORSE than Hicks.
Ya ever stop and think all u a$$holes are jealous that this 'has been' has made millions of dollars doing what he does?! Wish we all could be so lucky......get effing lives!!
New episode 1: Randy: "Dawg it was okay but a little pitchy" Elen: "You should proud of who you are. And you're not Paula Abdul so be proud of that too." Kara: "The nuances of -" Brett: "Well if no one else will say it, I will. Ghjev deje etwfe pffft!pffft! Pffft!" Ryan: "Brett take me! Take me now! You had me at 'Park my car bitch!' "
Yeah, shitty band by your accout but EVEN WITH "brain damage" he could still play a guitar and sing! What do you do outside of celeb bashing without brain damage?
21 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGod, what a fag.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 05:56:07
so the next american idol is: whoever blows brett michaels the best.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:04:42
So this fucker knows more about music than SC? Right.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:05:43
As if the ratings weren't already suffering...
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:13:10
So he dressed up like a girl, had one big hit, and now he's a celebrity. Welcome to America.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:19:36
#5 - At least that was back when you actually needed to do SOMETHING requiring real effort. Now you just tape yourself fucking or get pissed on and you're golden, pardon the pun.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:22:52
Well, he actually played in a band that was very successful and was also a judge on the Nashville Star singing talent show so I think he's better qualified than Simon.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:26:01
Might be entertaining, if his sudden brain bleeds continue - "I thought your performance was GUH GAHH uhhnnn *thud*"
...although that's more like a replacement for Paula.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 06:39:08
I never thought I'd hear "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and "standing ovation" in the same sentence - not without the words "dead", "gun" and "maniac", anyway.
By Snafu, on May 28, 2010 07:33:04
Finally, someone has said what I have been thinking all along. His gross misfortune turned out to be the best thing that has ever happened to this has been. He seems like a decent guy but, they're treating him like JC.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 08:14:10
#8: Brilliant!!
By fubar, on May 28, 2010 08:38:57
I do not know if Simon Cowell is actually replacable by ANYONE. The ratings of next year's show will tell all. My prediction for the future of American Idol is dark ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on May 28, 2010 08:55:35
He will fit right in with the rest of the idiots.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 09:30:58
oh yeah! bandannas & cowboy hats await! and I hope they're well-stocked for condoms-- the sluttier contestants won't know what hit them... omg I couldn't be happier I don't watch this show...
By gigi, on May 28, 2010 09:47:04
American idol has been on life support since season 6. Season 5 was the only season that had quality talent if you forget the "Winner" Taylor Hicks. This Lee guy is WORSE than Hicks.
By Cancel the show already, on May 28, 2010 10:34:58
Ya ever stop and think all u a$$holes are jealous that this 'has been' has made millions of dollars doing what he does?! Wish we all could be so lucky......get effing lives!!
By anonymous, on May 28, 2010 12:21:45
Maybe if he shoots himself in the face he can get a Grammy. Go for it, Bret!
OMG---hahahahaha---you just made my night!
By FemBot, on May 28, 2010 19:49:40
Replace Simon with Jack Bauer:
Jack: "Yeah, that was really awful..."
Idoliot: "Well, I'm prou-"
Jack: "I SAID IT WAS AWFUL! GET OFF THE STAGE! NOW!"
By Stress Judo, on May 29, 2010 03:43:39
AI has FINALLY jumped the shark. Thank God!
By anonymous, on May 29, 2010 05:13:36
New episode 1:
Randy: "Dawg it was okay but a little pitchy"
Elen: "You should proud of who you are. And you're not Paula Abdul so be proud of that too."
Kara: "The nuances of -"
Brett: "Well if no one else will say it, I will. Ghjev deje etwfe pffft!pffft! Pffft!"
Ryan: "Brett take me! Take me now! You had me at 'Park my car bitch!' "
By Intolerant Bastard, on May 29, 2010 13:00:27
Yeah, shitty band by your accout but EVEN WITH "brain damage" he could still play a guitar and sing! What do you do outside of celeb bashing without brain damage?
By anonymous, on May 29, 2010 18:59:01
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