What does that mean? It means that, when you're a 3x rehabbed alcoholic & cokehead, people will think you've had a relapse if you hang out in bars, have pictures taken of you falling down or passed out or hanging out with people who look coked out of their minds. AND, it means no one will believe you if you try to explain it away, because there's so much evidence to the contrary.
BLOWhan is going to find that out on Monday, when she stands before the judge & tries to explain away all the pics of her looking zonked out of her head. Oh yeah; "Where there's smoke, there's fire". Remember that one well, BLOWhan; it'll do you well when you're in prison...
L'essaie aussi fort d'être aussi à la mode et sexuel que nous Français. Et me croire, cet homme n'était pas le seul l'un manger son croissant. Im sûr la femme a participé sur l'amusement ! Quand en France, faire comme nous, le français fait. Avoir le sexe et la vie longue libère l'amour ! Laisse avoir du vin !
do you really think she'll be on this plane?? hell no, would you be? knowing whats waiting for you. she has 3 days to be there, more then likely she'll sneak in to town and turn herself in on Monday morning
Come on! This is LA! When - if - she stands in front of a judge, he will wag sternly and give her THAT look! Ooooooh! And if she does it again, look out! He'll throw the book at her! Because LA wont tolerate celebrities disobeying court orders. She'll be sentenced to 30 days hard labor And by hard labor, we mean she has to cut her own blow. Damn it, we mean it this time!
Celebrity coke-whore for hire. Wanna watch your ugly wife get eaten out by Lindsay Lohan while you fuck her from behind and jerk off on her ass? Get in touch with "her people" and imply that you have luxury accommodations, endless free booze and half-a kilo of fine Bolivian cola. Send her a plane ticket, pick her up at the airport, lay out a few grams of fat hooter lines and that fire-bush is all yours.
She's right in the middle of a world-class coke bender that would make Joe Walsh feel queasy. The drama when she returns home will be both epic and ludicrous. This girl WILL crash & burn, just a question of how hard and how hot.
Nice touch with the kraken. Got to love obscure seafaring creature references. This celebrity justice stuff has got to go; would someone just show have some guts and throw this broad in jail. I really think that 6 months behind bars would do more for this girl than 6 years of therapy and or rehab. Of course it will never happen; because a celebrity is never treated like a normal person
Nice touch with the kraken. Got to love obscure seafaring creature references. This celebrity justice stuff has got to go; would someone just show have some guts and throw this broad in jail. I really think that 6 months behind bars would do more for this girl than 6 years of therapy and or rehab. Of course it will never happen; because a celebrity is never treated like a normal person
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Leave Your CommentRELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Oh, sorry. What was that? Release the coke-fiend? Oh, well that makes a lot more sense.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 04:55:05
Looks like some greasy Frenchman got lucky.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 04:58:49
I am loving TMZ at the moment. They are trying so hard to get her thrown in jail.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 05:19:29
Has she sold all her pants for coke? Every time you see a picture of her in France this week she hasn't had any pants on.
By Judy, on May 21, 2010 05:22:37
VIVE LA LOHAN!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 05:50:28
Someone needs to forward this to the judge.
By JJM, on May 21, 2010 06:33:04
My Brazilian friend told me that cocaine is cursed for the white people. I'm starting to believe it.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 06:54:32
The women on the right is really ugly.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 07:23:24
thank you so much by the way for not being Perez
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 07:36:25
"Where there's smoke, there's fire".
What does that mean? It means that, when you're a 3x rehabbed alcoholic & cokehead, people will think you've had a relapse if you hang out in bars, have pictures taken of you falling down or passed out or hanging out with people who look coked out of their minds. AND, it means no one will believe you if you try to explain it away, because there's so much evidence to the contrary.
BLOWhan is going to find that out on Monday, when she stands before the judge & tries to explain away all the pics of her looking zonked out of her head. Oh yeah; "Where there's smoke, there's fire". Remember that one well, BLOWhan; it'll do you well when you're in prison...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 10:27:05
Lindsay had better watch her speed because there's trouble ahead, trouble behind and I doubt that notion's yet crossed her mind.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 10:39:26
It's easier to get blown with blow.
By chucky, on May 21, 2010 10:45:02
L'essaie aussi fort d'être aussi à la mode et sexuel que nous Français. Et me croire, cet homme n'était pas le seul l'un manger son croissant. Im sûr la femme a participé sur l'amusement ! Quand en France, faire comme nous, le français fait. Avoir le sexe et la vie longue libère l'amour ! Laisse avoir du vin !
By pierre, on May 21, 2010 11:17:11
do you really think she'll be on this plane?? hell no, would you be? knowing whats waiting for you. she has 3 days to be there, more then likely she'll sneak in to town and turn herself in on Monday morning
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 11:37:16
Is she holding a couple rolled up bills or staws in her hand ??
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 12:26:41
Come on! This is LA!
When - if - she stands in front of a judge, he will wag sternly and give her THAT look!
Ooooooh!
And if she does it again, look out!
He'll throw the book at her!
Because LA wont tolerate celebrities disobeying court orders.
She'll be sentenced to 30 days hard labor
And by hard labor, we mean she has to cut her own blow.
Damn it, we mean it this time!
By Stress Judo, on May 21, 2010 13:36:30
Celebrity coke-whore for hire. Wanna watch your ugly wife get eaten out by Lindsay Lohan while you fuck her from behind and jerk off on her ass? Get in touch with "her people" and imply that you have luxury accommodations, endless free booze and half-a kilo of fine Bolivian cola. Send her a plane ticket, pick her up at the airport, lay out a few grams of fat hooter lines and that fire-bush is all yours.
She's right in the middle of a world-class coke bender that would make Joe Walsh feel queasy. The drama when she returns home will be both epic and ludicrous. This girl WILL crash & burn, just a question of how hard and how hot.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 17:32:41
Nice touch with the kraken. Got to love obscure seafaring creature references. This celebrity justice stuff has got to go; would someone just show have some guts and throw this broad in jail. I really think that 6 months behind bars would do more for this girl than 6 years of therapy and or rehab. Of course it will never happen; because a celebrity is never treated like a normal person
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 21:27:16
Nice touch with the kraken. Got to love obscure seafaring creature references. This celebrity justice stuff has got to go; would someone just show have some guts and throw this broad in jail. I really think that 6 months behind bars would do more for this girl than 6 years of therapy and or rehab. Of course it will never happen; because a celebrity is never treated like a normal person
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 21:31:27
You're already in France, Lindsay! Just do a Polanski!
They'll never extradite you - you're a fucking cinematic treasure!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 21:32:39
Say what you will... she parties with 6" heels on. Good girl!!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2010 05:09:36
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