Todd, you have a real talent. Your flair for the written word amazes me... also, I never would have thought to put babypowder on my hand before bitch-slapping a hermaphrodite. Personally, I like the sound a solid slap makes.
BEST,TURN-OFF,LINE,EVER. And don't forget to put vasline on top of the baby powder too, Todd! Have her face look good & nasty for the good ole' bitch slap.
I can't say this is entirely unreasonable, even if it is true. Athletes are superstitious about sex before games, even Olympians from different nations. Muhammad Ali reportedly wouldn't make love for six weeks before a fight. It's a little over the top, but I'm sure there are plenty of grade A dancers who would abstain to work for Lady Gaga and not consider it an undue hardship.
Jesus. How much of an attention whore do you have to be to bend over, expose your crotch & yell "Look at my PUSSY!" Can't someone just kill her already?
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Leave Your CommentTodd, you have a real talent. Your flair for the written word amazes me... also, I never would have thought to put babypowder on my hand before bitch-slapping a hermaphrodite. Personally, I like the sound a solid slap makes.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 03:18:19
I'd have to quit that job. I'm not good enough at acting to make anyone believe I'd want to hit that.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 04:03:07
typical madonna cunt trip.
nothing new here.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 04:05:05
Well that just proves it doesn't it? She's gotta pay people to want to fuck her.
By Deadsider, on May 24, 2010 08:02:44
This story is just something cooked up by Hollywood publicists to get some extra coverage. Everything about this woman is fake.
By DS, on May 24, 2010 09:18:55
Gaga and anyone who thinks she has talent should never have sex/breed in the hope that in 1000 years humans will be a more intelligent species.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:55:29
I lurve you so, Gaga! How you bring the crazy!
By Cassandra Cain, on May 24, 2010 09:57:10
No one on the planet needs or deserves to be repeatedly kicked in the stomach more than GayGay.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 10:13:11
BEST,TURN-OFF,LINE,EVER. And don't forget to put vasline on top of the baby powder too, Todd! Have her face look good & nasty for the good ole' bitch slap.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 11:22:27
Are they also refrain from jacking off themselves without lady godga permission also? Whoring just went to another new level.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 11:27:41
Make sure she doesn't she it coming. Adds to the impact of the slap!
By ghost of Ike Turner, on May 24, 2010 11:31:27
This cunt need to be pimp up ho's down ASAP. She's forgetting her place in the food chain.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 11:34:01
Brokeher face Bitch!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 11:35:19
...More PR Bullshit!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 11:48:58
Meh/ She's boring.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 11:58:37
I can't say this is entirely unreasonable, even if it is true. Athletes are superstitious about sex before games, even Olympians from different nations. Muhammad Ali reportedly wouldn't make love for six weeks before a fight. It's a little over the top, but I'm sure there are plenty of grade A dancers who would abstain to work for Lady Gaga and not consider it an undue hardship.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 13:04:25
Dude get off Gaga- Did u see the Pics of her as a young woman- she was cute- freak now but cute if she wants to be cute.
Are you gay by the way? Do u like girls with tight asses or flabby girls?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 16:10:18
Jesus. How much of an attention whore do you have to be to bend over, expose your crotch & yell "Look at my PUSSY!" Can't someone just kill her already?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 18:10:44
She's obviously mentally ill. Lock her up already.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 22:07:55
If they are married to her I hope they get 50 percent of the profits when they divorce. LOL
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 02:57:33
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