"Shooting a movie in Texas?" Is that the new slang term for "snorting enormous rails of coke with a greasy pair of French swingers while mommy calls the lawyer to make sure her li'l meal ticket doesn't have to do anything annoying like 'follow the laws the rest of us do'?" That poor thing. Everyone just dumps on Lindsay because she's a precious, wonderful, talented, unique little flower and everyone's just jealous of her precious wonderfulness. However, now that Lindsay's going to detox and probably blow her head off, this almost guarantees that there's going to be an Ali Lohan sex tape within the year. My pants are off, I'm at half-mast, and I'm ready to proceed.
This is actually pretty sad. I can't imagine how freaking bad you must be to have had almost anything at your fingertips by about 15 and then throw it all in the crapper so much that you're in tears about going to rehab. People would love to get a free ride to rehab, sweetcheeks.
Actually I like the judgment. Lets pretend its not a well known celebrity douchebag for a moment, and say you had a trip somewhere in the world and your passport was supposedly stolen. It'd be nice, assuming it was legit, to have the court give you a little bit of leniency and they did.
But of course, this is a well documented whore we're talking about, and the judge knows this. But yes, they're giving her a little benefit of a doubt (but no worse than previous celebs). So whats the best way to hurt this cunt? Lock down her entire life, from booze, drugs, away from movies that will actually hire her and all this fun shit. I like it.
This way when she violates this shit? The judge can just say, "well we warned ya bitch!" and toss her into prison. Good deal.
Leave me alone! I'm more important than you & should get special treatment! I don't have to go to rehab! I don't have a problem! Oh photogs, take my picture! Look at me! ME!
Yes, #11. I am jealous. I am jealous that I can't do coke and drink booze and fuck till I'm blue in the face and flaunt the legal system while I screw random frenchies. Unfortunately if I did all that I would most likely be sent to JAIL! And I don't care for jail.
Yes, #11. I am jealous. I am jealous that I can't do coke and drink booze and fuck till I'm blue in the face and flaunt the legal system while I screw random frenchies. Unfortunately if I did all that I would most likely be sent to JAIL! And I don't care for jail.
@#10: Well, that's an awfully simplistic interpretation. 1. Her passport likely wasn't stolen to begin with. 2. She didn't try very hard to get it replaced. 3. She had no business being in France in the first place, considering that she hadn't finished her alcohol awareness courses and couldn't have finished them even if she hadn't "lost" her passport. Given all that, I'm pretty confident that a regular "Joe Blow" would be in jail right now. This isn't a case of "The Law" trying to make an example of celebrity; it's a case of a celebrity getting getting a more lenient penalty than someone who committed a more minor crime.
#14 LOL! I despise that word along with "racist", "bigot" and "homophobe". Everyone's terrified of words. Big scary words! OMG run for your life! Someone might offend you!
Again: if you're rich and/or famous you can get away with things that would land an ordinary Joe UNDER the jail. We really are long overdue for a violent slaughterhouse of a revolution.
Lindsay went to France to party, get wasted on booze and cocaine, have tons of sex and generally not give a fuck. She figured she would just bullshit her way out of it all like she always does; after all it always worked (at least until recently) on mommy and daddy Lohan. But she took it too far this time. If she had just played along, went through the motions and pretended to give a shit she'd already be in the clear but she went and made that judge look foolish and that's a big, big mistake for anyone to make. Whether they're in LA or wherever, judges have power and pissing one off gives one all the reason they'll need to fuck your shit up in a major way.
#27 An adult that insists on self-destructing doesn't garner sympathy after a while. Same goes for people who choose to stay with an abusive spouse, though I have no idea what the fuck that has to do with anything. Anyway if throwing a beating on her would knock any sense into her I say batter fucking up.
A beating wont work. Rehab wont work. Jail wont work. Lindsay has the mental capacity of a child. She is incapable of making an informed decision on her own. She will be a mess for the rest of her life.
The California judicial system plain and simple sucks. Lindsey could do a line off her dads boner in the courtroom and it'd be another slap on the wrist. Meanwhile, if any of her charges in the past happen to one of us normal people we're done for. Nothing about this will change anything except give her more undeserved camera time.
36 Comments:
Leave Your Commenti'd rather go to jail. She really is in hell.
By dave, on May 24, 2010 07:22:29
hahahahahaha!!!!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 07:24:21
don't believe everything you read haters!
By lindsay blowhan, on May 24, 2010 07:34:20
Am I missing part of the story here? The other day she was in France, now she's not going to jail? What gives?
Oh right, celebrity, etc, etc.
By tizzle, on May 24, 2010 07:37:26
Die Lindsey, die!!!
That's German for "The Lindsey, the"
By Sideshow Bob, on May 24, 2010 07:40:19
It's not all bad. She is still allowed to ingest copious amounts of semen so all is not lost.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 07:58:27
Boo hoo, Bitch. Boo fucking hoo.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 08:01:01
"Shooting a movie in Texas?" Is that the new slang term for "snorting enormous rails of coke with a greasy pair of French swingers while mommy calls the lawyer to make sure her li'l meal ticket doesn't have to do anything annoying like 'follow the laws the rest of us do'?" That poor thing. Everyone just dumps on Lindsay because she's a precious, wonderful, talented, unique little flower and everyone's just jealous of her precious wonderfulness. However, now that Lindsay's going to detox and probably blow her head off, this almost guarantees that there's going to be an Ali Lohan sex tape within the year. My pants are off, I'm at half-mast, and I'm ready to proceed.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 08:05:34
This is actually pretty sad. I can't imagine how freaking bad you must be to have had almost anything at your fingertips by about 15 and then throw it all in the crapper so much that you're in tears about going to rehab. People would love to get a free ride to rehab, sweetcheeks.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 08:06:16
Actually I like the judgment. Lets pretend its not a well known celebrity douchebag for a moment, and say you had a trip somewhere in the world and your passport was supposedly stolen. It'd be nice, assuming it was legit, to have the court give you a little bit of leniency and they did.
But of course, this is a well documented whore we're talking about, and the judge knows this. But yes, they're giving her a little benefit of a doubt (but no worse than previous celebs). So whats the best way to hurt this cunt? Lock down her entire life, from booze, drugs, away from movies that will actually hire her and all this fun shit. I like it.
This way when she violates this shit? The judge can just say, "well we warned ya bitch!" and toss her into prison. Good deal.
By Deadsider, on May 24, 2010 08:12:06
LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON AND A TALENTED ACTRESS AND YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS HATERS
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 08:13:25
Am I evil if I find pleasure in that picture?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 08:13:56
Leave me alone! I'm more important than you & should get special treatment! I don't have to go to rehab! I don't have a problem! Oh photogs, take my picture! Look at me! ME!
By The delusional lindsay BLOWhan, on May 24, 2010 08:29:29
At the risk of offending Perez Hilton, I'd just like to go on the record and say that anyone who uses the word "hater" is a mincy screaming faggot.
By And Fuck Perez Hilton, on May 24, 2010 08:32:44
Yes, #11. I am jealous. I am jealous that I can't do coke and drink booze and fuck till I'm blue in the face and flaunt the legal system while I screw random frenchies. Unfortunately if I did all that I would most likely be sent to JAIL! And I don't care for jail.
By Judy, on May 24, 2010 08:56:34
Yes, #11. I am jealous. I am jealous that I can't do coke and drink booze and fuck till I'm blue in the face and flaunt the legal system while I screw random frenchies. Unfortunately if I did all that I would most likely be sent to JAIL! And I don't care for jail.
By Judy, on May 24, 2010 08:56:48
#11: That's the funniest comment I've seen in a while.
By duder, on May 24, 2010 09:01:50
#11 -- Lindsay, the only reason anyone cares is because they've all got bets on your early demise. So stop the yakkin' and go buy the gun already!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:07:25
Heard she was buying Brittany Murphy's old house...1, 2, and here comes 3.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:13:00
#11 = Troll with Caps. Nice try, douche.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:39:11
@#10: Well, that's an awfully simplistic interpretation.
1. Her passport likely wasn't stolen to begin with.
2. She didn't try very hard to get it replaced.
3. She had no business being in France in the first place, considering that she hadn't finished her alcohol awareness courses and couldn't have finished them even if she hadn't "lost" her passport.
Given all that, I'm pretty confident that a regular "Joe Blow" would be in jail right now. This isn't a case of "The Law" trying to make an example of celebrity; it's a case of a celebrity getting getting a more lenient penalty than someone who committed a more minor crime.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:42:47
#14 LOL! I despise that word along with "racist", "bigot" and "homophobe". Everyone's terrified of words. Big scary words! OMG run for your life! Someone might offend you!
By I'm offended! I demand justice!, on May 24, 2010 09:46:18
19 that it fucking..............awesome!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:57:09
Again: if you're rich and/or famous you can get away with things that would land an ordinary Joe UNDER the jail. We really are long overdue for a violent slaughterhouse of a revolution.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 10:08:41
Lindsay went to France to party, get wasted on booze and cocaine, have tons of sex and generally not give a fuck. She figured she would just bullshit her way out of it all like she always does; after all it always worked (at least until recently) on mommy and daddy Lohan. But she took it too far this time. If she had just played along, went through the motions and pretended to give a shit she'd already be in the clear but she went and made that judge look foolish and that's a big, big mistake for anyone to make. Whether they're in LA or wherever, judges have power and pissing one off gives one all the reason they'll need to fuck your shit up in a major way.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 10:23:46
The Smoke Monster took her passport so she couldn't leave.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 10:43:21
Todd, maybe she'll become a battered woman and we can all laugh at her, because it's so funny. obviously.
By take a wild fucking guess, on May 24, 2010 11:04:38
#27 An adult that insists on self-destructing doesn't garner sympathy after a while. Same goes for people who choose to stay with an abusive spouse, though I have no idea what the fuck that has to do with anything. Anyway if throwing a beating on her would knock any sense into her I say batter fucking up.
By Staci, on May 24, 2010 11:40:08
I love hating lindsey. There. I'm honest about my feelings.
By For #11, on May 24, 2010 12:07:43
I think i can help her, but it involves a few ideas taken from black snake moan and psychological warfare.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:12:45
A beating wont work. Rehab wont work. Jail wont work. Lindsay has the mental capacity of a child. She is incapable of making an informed decision on her own. She will be a mess for the rest of her life.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:23:24
You know how you can tell that Lindsey is lying?
She takes her mouth off the cock, snorts a line, and moves her lips.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:40:15
The California judicial system plain and simple sucks. Lindsey could do a line off her dads boner in the courtroom and it'd be another slap on the wrist.
Meanwhile, if any of her charges in the past happen to one of us normal people we're done for.
Nothing about this will change anything except give her more undeserved camera time.
By The tick, on May 24, 2010 15:00:50
Love that pic; boo fucking hoo, lindsay be sad. Vewy vewy sad. See lindsay boo hoo. Boo hoo...
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 16:13:52
Safety Control Rod Axe Man?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 17:14:39
Great LOST shoutout Todd
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 10:47:36
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