If I ever have to go to court, I'm going to have my blouse unbuttoned real low. And I'm not gonna brush my hair. Maybe dye it black with Manic Panic, and not brush it at all. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Jesus. That lawyer is a hack and a loser. Lohan looks like she is strung out and can't get it together to put on a decent top. It looks like she did a walk-of-shame into the courtroom from being out all night. She clearly just got lip injections too.
LL is looking rather duckish & crinkly... so how old is she these days again? 38? 39? good g-d! that poor lawyer has to conjure up reality out of so many lies & mayhem! lol
right off the bat her lawyer lies about being late do to security issues which is bullshit cause they didnt pull up to the courthouse till 8:30.then she tries to cover bloheads skipping alcohol classes on her uncles death,which the judge slammed with 1 question."did she attend the funeral"" uh uh no she didnt lmao.then she tried to object to the scram saying it would interfere with her work which was even funnier since the bitch has nothing lined up in the foreseeable future..i wish the judge would have made her record for reasons to set the bail conditions then we would have got all the juicy details of crackheads violations as they would have been public record..
This is bullshit. Why should my hard earned tax dollars go towards this cunt's re-education? Throw her ass in a nasty jail for a good spell and that'll give her all the "re-education" she needs. Fucking nanny-state bullshit. The judge is clearly having to be a surrogate "mom" to Lindsay. Since when did that become the role of government? You wanna be a fuck-up? Fine. Go twist in the wind.
As a lawyer myself, I feel bad for this woman. It really sucks when YOU aren't allowed to lie to the Court and your client is a constant fuck-up who makes your life and job miserable and has no respect for authority.
You know what's hilarious about all of this? Not too long from now, she'll get into this shit again and won't be able to hire a lawyer. When her money is gone, she'll have to rely on a public defender and they won't put up with her crap.
It looks like in the video above that Dina and Aly were in court with Lindsey, so I guess no one showed up for the brother's graduation. How nice for him.
Lohan deserves everything she gets and I hope she gets it all. Don't want to wear the anklet? Ah tough shit. How about not being a constant famewhore, going out everywhere the paps are because you desperately need the attention. Stop lying and take responsibility for partying hard, being led into a car fucked up, getting your picture taken with coke - come on. Face the music. You're not above the law, you're just a lucky piece of crap who ruined her life. You can't even make all of your AA meetings. Want Scarlett's roles? Not likely but you'll never get work being a complete useless slag. What a burnt out mess.
It is pretty obvious why Lindsay did not wear a bra, and wore that shirt open halfway down her stomach...she was hoping that the judge had lezzie-tendencies, and LiLo could attract and seduce her in to going easy on her.
Sorry Linds, no sale...the judge slammed you harder than Sam Ronson with a strapon after snorting an 8-ball.
No shit, what was up with the titties on parade? Going to court with your knobs hanging out, what sheer class, must have learned that trick from mom. This bitch is way far gone, it's all coke, booze, clubs and nudity with her and everything else is just an inconvenient joke.
She's fucked, her LA cocaine hook-ups are going to avoid her like the fucking plague. Coke dealers tend to frown on shit like cameras and intense scrutiny, not to mention the fact that if she gets in deep enough she'd definitely drop dimes on everyone she could.
Actually, I know her lawyer, and she's a pretty good one. However, she's stuck with an idiotic, lying, deceiptful client and a lying, stupid, deceiptful mom-ager. She's getting shitty information, and is stuck in the middle. If I were here, I'd either quit immediately or triple my fee for the annoyance of getting handed my head from lies told me by a team of idiots...
Dude, I agree....this chick is an insane whore that only thinks about cocks, drugs, alcohol, and more cocks, but seriously enough is enough......way too many posts on her in the past couple days. You are about one step away from letting us know when she uses the bathroom....if you do let us know when she uses the bathroom, don't forget to post pics though.
You know, there are plenty of other degenerate actresses I actually WANT to see reduced to a life of porn - Winona Ryder, for instance. Why do we have to be subjected to this? Let's be clear - we've all seen Lindsay's pussy, and I don't think many of us are really all that eager to see it again, whether or not it's being ravaged by a huge donkey cock. Of all the starlet-turned-criminals that could go hardcore, why oh why is Lindsay Lohan the one we're given?
Ignore your "Successor"...I'm enjoyin the daily updates of this trainwreck, especially the court video. Anyone takin daily bets on how soon it'll be till she's drunk in a nightclub...Thursday...Friday?
Sean, I don't mean "successor" as a slight towards Todd at all...more of a compliment. Trying to lend the dude a hand...5 or 6 separate posts on this crazy bitch everyday....maybe combine a few into one or two posts....we all know she is a crazy cunt, but I wanna read about Jessica Alba's nipples, Brittany Murphy's killer committing suicide, and huge British boobies. I'm just saying, ease back on CrazyCuntapalooza a little!
It isn't that her lawyer sucks, because she did try a number of times to get Lindsay her way. The dynamic here is that the judge has put her foot down and made it clear that she isn't having any of this shit from Lindsay. Judging by the petulant look on Lindsay's face, she isn't used to having people tell her 'no'. And she isn't too happy about the lack of drugs and alcohol in her near future. I'm sure her expression didn't help the judge's attitude toward her. Tough shit. She was even disrespectful enough to wait to arrive at the building at 8:30. You are expected to arrive in court in time to be in the courtroom ready to start at 8:30. If you aren't in that room at 8:30 you are in violation of the court order. The judge wasn't going after her for that, although she totally could have. Lindsay needs to be grateful her dumb ass isn't in jail. The judge, frankly, is the only one looking out for Lindsay's best interest here. She needs to clean up her act.
Robert Downey Jr. went to prison for less but managed to turn his life around. However, Robert Downey Jr. is attractive, charismatic, talented, and people are willing to pay their good hard-earned money to see. None of these characteristics apply to Lohan. The day she realizes this simple truth is the day she offs herself.
This is a very sad video for me. This girl is 23. Unlike photographs that can be misleading, this video really shows a young woman who has damaged her once good looks with drugs and alcohol. She is dressed inappropriately for court.
Her lawyer is a bullshit machine. You can see that her lawyer is a pretty good woman and that she' advocating her client's interests and that she knows she's throwing bullshit. The judge called her out on her trick of going to alcohol classes every day. LL is only doing that to end the program faster. Good judge.
LOLOLOLOLOL. Marilyn Monroe is "an icon of Hollywood" Julia Roberts is "an icon of Hollywood" Grace Kelly was "an icon of Hollywood" Michelle Pfeiffer is "an icon of Hollywood" Lauren Bacall is "an icon of Hollywood" Audrey Hepburn was "an icon of Hollywood" Elizabeth Taylor is "an icon of Hollywood"
to name just a few
Lindsay Lohan is not an icon of hollywood.
Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled, screwed up, former child star,who has perhaps one semi-notable film to her name, and it has been downhill ever since.
She is neither a box office star, nor a major international draw...she has merely become a tabloid personality.
do you know what the definition of "Icon" is?
"An important and enduring symbol"
sorry, Lohan is neither an important or enduring symbol of Hollywood.
She reminds me of a little snotty teenager that thinks she knows best. Just her whole demeaner, rolling her eyes, not really listening, having that stank attitude look on her face. Shit going in one ear and right out the other basically.
JR, you are feeding the troll, you idiot. There's no such thing as a Lindsay Fan. Retard bus line-up starts behind this line: ------------------------------------ Tard Tard Tard JR Tard
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Leave Your CommentIf I ever have to go to court, I'm going to have my blouse unbuttoned real low. And I'm not gonna brush my hair. Maybe dye it black with Manic Panic, and not brush it at all. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
By Cubs Fan, on May 24, 2010 11:59:10
Jesus. That lawyer is a hack and a loser. Lohan looks like she is strung out and can't get it together to put on a decent top. It looks like she did a walk-of-shame into the courtroom from being out all night. She clearly just got lip injections too.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:05:08
4 Lohan posts in a row? Awesome.
By Dread, on May 24, 2010 12:10:27
She missed a session because her uncle died but she didn't go to the funeral. Hahahahahahahahahah.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:13:46
she looks pretty bad, face bloated , she has a face a of a drinker and she does look stoned ....
By normalguy , on May 24, 2010 12:22:38
LL is looking rather duckish & crinkly... so how old is she these days again? 38? 39? good g-d! that poor lawyer has to conjure up reality out of so many lies & mayhem! lol
By gigi, on May 24, 2010 12:26:29
right off the bat her lawyer lies about being late do to security issues which is bullshit cause they didnt pull up to the courthouse till 8:30.then she tries to cover bloheads skipping alcohol classes on her uncles death,which the judge slammed with 1 question."did she attend the funeral"" uh uh no she didnt lmao.then she tried to object to the scram saying it would interfere with her work which was even funnier since the bitch has nothing lined up in the foreseeable future..i wish the judge would have made her record for reasons to set the bail conditions then we would have got all the juicy details of crackheads violations as they would have been public record..
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:27:11
This is bullshit. Why should my hard earned tax dollars go towards this cunt's re-education? Throw her ass in a nasty jail for a good spell and that'll give her all the "re-education" she needs. Fucking nanny-state bullshit. The judge is clearly having to be a surrogate "mom" to Lindsay. Since when did that become the role of government? You wanna be a fuck-up? Fine. Go twist in the wind.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:35:23
Could Lindsey look more contemptuous of the court procedings? She looks like a hag with the bags under her eyes, black messy hair, and poofy lips.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:38:42
She is quite simply the most useless human being on planet Earth.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:39:11
As a lawyer myself, I feel bad for this woman. It really sucks when YOU aren't allowed to lie to the Court and your client is a constant fuck-up who makes your life and job miserable and has no respect for authority.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:39:46
You know what's hilarious about all of this? Not too long from now, she'll get into this shit again and won't be able to hire a lawyer. When her money is gone, she'll have to rely on a public defender and they won't put up with her crap.
Jail baby.
By jeditemple, on May 24, 2010 12:48:37
It looks like in the video above that Dina and Aly were in court with Lindsey, so I guess no one showed up for the brother's graduation. How nice for him.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:51:32
Lohan deserves everything she gets and I hope she gets it all. Don't want to wear the anklet? Ah tough shit. How about not being a constant famewhore, going out everywhere the paps are because you desperately need the attention. Stop lying and take responsibility for partying hard, being led into a car fucked up, getting your picture taken with coke - come on. Face the music. You're not above the law, you're just a lucky piece of crap who ruined her life. You can't even make all of your AA meetings. Want Scarlett's roles? Not likely but you'll never get work being a complete useless slag. What a burnt out mess.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:53:54
It is pretty obvious why Lindsay did not wear a bra, and wore that shirt open halfway down her stomach...she was hoping that the judge had lezzie-tendencies, and LiLo could attract and seduce her in to going easy on her.
Sorry Linds, no sale...the judge slammed you harder than Sam Ronson with a strapon after snorting an 8-ball.
too funny this was.
By JR, on May 24, 2010 13:10:50
No shit, what was up with the titties on parade? Going to court with your knobs hanging out, what sheer class, must have learned that trick from mom. This bitch is way far gone, it's all coke, booze, clubs and nudity with her and everything else is just an inconvenient joke.
She's fucked, her LA cocaine hook-ups are going to avoid her like the fucking plague. Coke dealers tend to frown on shit like cameras and intense scrutiny, not to mention the fact that if she gets in deep enough she'd definitely drop dimes on everyone she could.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 14:21:14
Ok she just strode into the courtroom with her tits almost hanging out of that shirt.
She is relentless even when in the face of justice...
respect is due to Lindsay's unbreakable spirit.
By wookie, on May 24, 2010 14:34:41
Actually, I know her lawyer, and she's a pretty good one. However, she's stuck with an idiotic, lying, deceiptful client and a lying, stupid, deceiptful mom-ager. She's getting shitty information, and is stuck in the middle. If I were here, I'd either quit immediately or triple my fee for the annoyance of getting handed my head from lies told me by a team of idiots...
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 16:16:44
Did she think the judge would be a dude, showing up with her boobs hanging out like she's cutting in line at a club?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 16:22:54
Dude, I agree....this chick is an insane whore that only thinks about cocks, drugs, alcohol, and more cocks, but seriously enough is enough......way too many posts on her in the past couple days. You are about one step away from letting us know when she uses the bathroom....if you do let us know when she uses the bathroom, don't forget to post pics though.
By Todd's Successor, on May 24, 2010 16:26:28
Lindsey Lohan's SCRAM anklet will explode is she goes within 100 yards of Rutger Hauer.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 17:56:21
You know, there are plenty of other degenerate actresses I actually WANT to see reduced to a life of porn - Winona Ryder, for instance. Why do we have to be subjected to this? Let's be clear - we've all seen Lindsay's pussy, and I don't think many of us are really all that eager to see it again, whether or not it's being ravaged by a huge donkey cock. Of all the starlet-turned-criminals that could go hardcore, why oh why is Lindsay Lohan the one we're given?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 18:23:57
Ignore your "Successor"...I'm enjoyin the daily updates of this trainwreck, especially the court video. Anyone takin daily bets on how soon it'll be till she's drunk in a nightclub...Thursday...Friday?
By Sean, on May 24, 2010 18:56:51
I wish bill hicks and George carlin were alive to talk about our shitty society today. = They will forever be missed.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 20:50:40
Sean, I don't mean "successor" as a slight towards Todd at all...more of a compliment. Trying to lend the dude a hand...5 or 6 separate posts on this crazy bitch everyday....maybe combine a few into one or two posts....we all know she is a crazy cunt, but I wanna read about Jessica Alba's nipples, Brittany Murphy's killer committing suicide, and huge British boobies. I'm just saying, ease back on CrazyCuntapalooza a little!
By Todd's Successor, on May 25, 2010 00:38:41
I'll be satisfied if she's found dead in a hotel with someone's dick in her mouth a grams of blow up her nose.
By chucky, on May 25, 2010 01:35:23
Death took the wrong person when it took River Phoenix! Should have been this WHORE!
Well... it's not too late.
By WishfullThinking, on May 25, 2010 01:57:05
It isn't that her lawyer sucks, because she did try a number of times to get Lindsay her way. The dynamic here is that the judge has put her foot down and made it clear that she isn't having any of this shit from Lindsay. Judging by the petulant look on Lindsay's face, she isn't used to having people tell her 'no'. And she isn't too happy about the lack of drugs and alcohol in her near future. I'm sure her expression didn't help the judge's attitude toward her. Tough shit. She was even disrespectful enough to wait to arrive at the building at 8:30. You are expected to arrive in court in time to be in the courtroom ready to start at 8:30. If you aren't in that room at 8:30 you are in violation of the court order. The judge wasn't going after her for that, although she totally could have. Lindsay needs to be grateful her dumb ass isn't in jail. The judge, frankly, is the only one looking out for Lindsay's best interest here. She needs to clean up her act.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 02:11:36
Robert Downey Jr. went to prison for less but managed to turn his life around. However, Robert Downey Jr. is attractive, charismatic, talented, and people are willing to pay their good hard-earned money to see. None of these characteristics apply to Lohan. The day she realizes this simple truth is the day she offs herself.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 03:21:53
poor Lindsay. :(
that judge was way too strict.
Lindsay is a serious actress and an icon of Hollywood and shes very very busy all the time.
By Vodka N. Coke, on May 25, 2010 03:54:51
This is a very sad video for me. This girl is 23. Unlike photographs that can be misleading, this video really shows a young woman who has damaged her once good looks with drugs and alcohol. She is dressed inappropriately for court.
Her lawyer is a bullshit machine. You can see that her lawyer is a pretty good woman and that she' advocating her client's interests and that she knows she's throwing bullshit. The judge called her out on her trick of going to alcohol classes every day. LL is only doing that to end the program faster. Good judge.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 04:10:34
to #30:
Lindsay is "an icon of Hollywood"?
LOLOLOLOLOL.
Marilyn Monroe is "an icon of Hollywood"
Julia Roberts is "an icon of Hollywood"
Grace Kelly was "an icon of Hollywood"
Michelle Pfeiffer is "an icon of Hollywood"
Lauren Bacall is "an icon of Hollywood"
Audrey Hepburn was "an icon of Hollywood"
Elizabeth Taylor is "an icon of Hollywood"
to name just a few
Lindsay Lohan is not an icon of hollywood.
Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled, screwed up, former child star,who has perhaps one semi-notable film to her name, and it has been downhill ever since.
She is neither a box office star, nor a major international draw...she has merely become a tabloid personality.
do you know what the definition of "Icon" is?
"An important and enduring symbol"
sorry, Lohan is neither an important or enduring symbol of Hollywood.
Icon indeed.
By JR, on May 25, 2010 05:42:30
Dozens of talented celebrities have died from drugs and alcohol. And this cockroach survives.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 05:57:12
She reminds me of a little snotty teenager that thinks she knows best. Just her whole demeaner, rolling her eyes, not really listening, having that stank attitude look on her face.
Shit going in one ear and right out the other basically.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 06:30:08
Uh, #32, you might want to get on the short bus next time.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 07:08:54
What #35 said...
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 07:54:03
LOL...#35 and #36...
the truth hurts you Lindsay fans, doesn't it?
get over yourselves. She is not an "icon". please point out how she in any way compares to the icons i listed, who truly epitomize the word "icon".
once again, "icon" is defined as "an important and enduring symbol".
Go ahead, I'll wait...
By JR, on May 25, 2010 08:27:15
Lindsay is famous for being a stupid slut. That's it. End of story.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 09:49:16
JR, you are feeding the troll, you idiot. There's no such thing as a Lindsay Fan. Retard bus line-up starts behind this line:
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Tard
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JR
Tard
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 10:38:30
All of that coke has given her a permanent "pissed off" face.
Good!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 12:31:14
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