Simon Mojack Is Dead

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  1. God rest his soul! He's going to need it where he's likely going. Hell is probably like an episode of "Oz", except that everyone's sweltering while getting raped.

    By Sevenmack, on May 24, 2010 02:45:18

  2. Dear God. Can you please give me Brittany's body now that she doesn't need it any more?

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 02:54:59

  3. wow poor dude.

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 02:56:23

  4. I don't know. I'd ask the Mom some questions. She found both bodies. Seem suspicious to me. Believe me, I know abut these things...

    By Mortimer Brewster, on May 24, 2010 03:07:33

  5. Nothin says "I didn't kill my wife" like ODing five months later cause ya feel too guilty.

    By Todd's Eventual Successor, on May 24, 2010 04:02:38

  6. Um, what is it about their house? Is it where the manson murders took place or something?

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 04:50:44

  7. "Mojack"? Is he an anti-theft system?

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 05:45:07

  8. I agree with #5.

    And, kudos on the Poltergeist reference!

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 08:36:11

  9. #4
    I was just thinking the same thing when i read this...the mom should definately be questioned. Its just a little suspicious i wonder if shes doing something to cause these "deaths". My imagination leads me to impossible scenarios mostly related to my recent Dexter repeats. yeah!

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 09:33:56

  10. I'm sorry, but when did they release the official cause of death. Because I'm pretty sure they haven't. They need to do a tox report, an autopsy, little nagging annoyances like that.

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 10:46:51

  11. He felt lonely

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 10:55:12

  12. Who cares.

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2010 12:48:29

  13. What a fat fuck!

    By Ana and Mia, on May 25, 2010 15:03:20

  14. Its like an old Film Noir movie. Mom & Husband were going to split the money (current & bio rights) and then Mom realized she could keep it all if she bumped off the "son in law". I'm sure he was doing the Mom behind Brittany's back.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2010 19:12:25

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