20 Comments:

1. Her stylist should be sacked. When your boobs are that big, a high boat necked top is the most unflattering thing you can wear. Her boobs look saggy and squashed flat, and her shoulders seem dis-proportionally wide.

   By Red Cat, on May 25, 2010 18:59:06

2. I actually think that she looks hot ;o)

   By Midlife Bachelor, on May 25, 2010 19:14:52

3. ...Is she wearing a seat cover?

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 19:57:47

4. She's a chub.
   
   Decent mug, but not too many size 14's are considered sex symbols, except by John Mayer.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 20:30:18

5. If it dresses like a retard, talks like a retard, and sings like a retard, it must be a retard.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2010 23:43:47

6. shes got the uniboob goin......

   By me, on May 26, 2010 00:38:27

7. As stupid and ridiculous as she is and looks here I would still bang the living bejesus outta her. Don't forget what douchebag extraordinaire John Mayer said about her. She must fuck like a bunny rabbit in heat.

   By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 01:04:52

8. I'd just like to see her pussy and feel those tits.

   By lkl, on May 26, 2010 02:09:57

9. "Too", "Two", and "To"
   
   Learn it Todd.

   By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 02:11:32

10. Looks dumpy. She should dress for her figure as it is today, not as it used to be. She's still look fine if she dressed appropriately.

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 02:20:08

11. fat - basically that's it. Fat.

    By Nick, on May 26, 2010 02:28:38

12. I would bang her like a wind up monkey bangs a tin drum. I'd try to slip it in her butt too!

    By JK, on May 26, 2010 05:53:34

13. Nice. She IS hot despite the gay/ugly resentment against her.

    By Anderson, on May 26, 2010 06:47:21

14. I'd suckle on those nips like a newborn baby. Then I'd turn her around and give her doggy for like 40 minutes. Then I'd throw her to the curb and go get a Subway™ sandwich.

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 08:13:56

15. 40 minutes?

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 09:03:04

16. #14, let us know when you've had actual sex with a woman.
    
    I'm not a fan of JSimp, but she can be cute when dressed up right. Her stylist should be fired.

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 09:57:16

17. Is that chain mail?

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 10:02:32

18. She's still hot enough to give her a turn-a-round slap tickle distraction while slipping it into her ass while fondling her DD's while you please.
    If I can see her nipples it's a good dress for me.

    By LolleyGagger, on May 26, 2010 11:42:17

19. Yum. I love slightly overweight chicks with huge racks and low self-esteem. My anaconda wants some.

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2010 12:50:58

20. She isn't the ugliest, but it's about time hollywood is off the Nicole Ritchie rollercoaster. Skin and bones isn't sexy!!!
    
    Now if she would just do Playboy and finally show what has kept her "famous"!

    By anonymous, on May 27, 2010 05:59:07