"Miscavige suffers from asthma and severe allergies and he might be 5'1" if he wore stilts and stood on a park bench, so I'm not understanding how Tom Cruise could let him get away with this."
So he's basically Tom Cruise with asthma and allergies?
Happy is right; if Tom ever turns against the Co$ with the same vigor with which he's been defending it all these years, he would not only find himself with a new legion of fans who admire him for reasons far more significant than his contributions to the entertainment industry, he would also be performing a high public service.
What an asshole. I mean, Tom. If he just takes in the the butt from a little shit like this, then all the fun people poke at him lately should be doubled.
I was going to leave a comment... but then I saw the link to Halle Berry right there ----------------------------------------/^ So I am going to look at that instead.
Anyone dumb enough to join this space cult gets exactly what they deserve. And Hollywood is chalked full of ignorant douchebags. David Miscavige is an evil little cunt of a genius that deserves every penny he can get off these vain and vacuous morons.
I love the way the photo has been set up to make this demented dwarf look tall and imposing. That can't be a desk he's leaning on - it's probably a coffee table.
16 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSo now it's official: the only person not laughing at Tom is Tom.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 06:40:02
This article Todd is probably the most important you've ever posted.
I knew I can have faith in you :)
By happy, on May 10, 2010 06:42:01
I bet Tom has insecurities about his small penis. That's the only thing grown men would find that funny.
By Xenu, on May 10, 2010 08:11:37
Well, it's never too late for Tom Cruise. Maybe he can renounce this cult and rejoin the rest of humanity, while he's still relatively young.
...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 08:17:21
"Miscavige suffers from asthma and severe allergies and he might be 5'1" if he wore stilts and stood on a park bench, so I'm not understanding how Tom Cruise could let him get away with this."
So he's basically Tom Cruise with asthma and allergies?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 08:28:43
Happy is right; if Tom ever turns against the Co$ with the same vigor with which he's been defending it all these years, he would not only find himself with a new legion of fans who admire him for reasons far more significant than his contributions to the entertainment industry, he would also be performing a high public service.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 08:35:36
lol
What an asshole. I mean, Tom. If he just takes in the the butt from a little shit like this, then all the fun people poke at him lately should be doubled.
Katie must feel so embarrassed she's his wife.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 09:58:13
But this takes Davey Miscarriage
riiiight
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tooo
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DANGERZONE!!1!
/and they shouldn't get a tax break, they're not a religion, more like a science fiction convention.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 10:49:35
This isn't his friend. This is his boyfriend for many, many years.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 12:05:25
He looks like a tiny evil character from the Office.
And he's not Cruiser's friend, but his boyfriend. I mean, why else would the Gay Cruiser bring him on his honeymoon?!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2010 12:43:02
Tom could kill him because he deserves it and get away with it....
just ask OJ
By HungWang, on May 10, 2010 12:46:51
Evil never looked this smugged like this guy looks. I'm almost jealous of him. I said almost.
By Lou Cypher, on May 10, 2010 14:50:06
This little prick looks like a child molester. Maybe that's why Tom is banging him in the ass on a regular basis.
By I'm Jus' Sayin', on May 11, 2010 07:47:30
I was going to leave a comment...
but then I saw the link to Halle Berry right there ----------------------------------------/^
So I am going to look at that instead.
By Rick, on May 11, 2010 08:54:27
Anyone dumb enough to join this space cult gets exactly what they deserve. And Hollywood is chalked full of ignorant douchebags. David Miscavige is an evil little cunt of a genius that deserves every penny he can get off these vain and vacuous morons.
By Chocalottadingdong, on May 11, 2010 09:28:50
I love the way the photo has been set up to make this demented dwarf look tall and imposing. That can't be a desk he's leaning on - it's probably a coffee table.
By Red Cat, on May 11, 2010 17:00:02
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