So, let me get this straight. Dina has been "up all night" working with the french embassey regarding her "stolen" passport? But they haven't requested a new one? OK, I'm going to say it out loud: BULLSHIT. I mean, how stupid do these 2 idiots think everyone is? It's like the title says: there's too many lies to keep up with. I can now see where BLOWhan gets her lying delusional nature from: white oprah. If either of them had an honest thought go through their heads, it'd be the shortest trip in North America...
People are worn out with this. She goes off to France with less than a week to finish the courses. She hasn't left for Los Angeles until the day before? Flying over 6,000 miles? And she hasn't even APPLIED for a passport replacement? I don't believe for one minute she "lost it."
Does anyone believe that the California judicial system will finally do the right thing and make this mess adhere to the law and arrest her? If I lived in that State I'd be forming protests against the inbalance in the law for the "knowns" and "unknowns." If that Judge doesn't enforce the law? Get her off the bench.
This is LA, where the words "... Or you're going to jail" apparently mean "or I shall taunt you some more, English pig-dogs!" Man I am going to watch Mean Girls and rub 1 or 12 out, in memory of what might have been... Blowhan should be sent to jail for ruining those tits
Maybe she applied for one. Who knows for what sort of passport. Crackhoes mom says the talked to the FRENCH embassy. Good luck with finding one in France! Since when does a country need its own embassy on its own territory? But you might correct me there... If she would have talked to the US embassy, things might have been a little different. I guess Liho is just too damn stupid to find the right kind of embassy... Poor France, maybe they should show her the way to the right building where to get her passport back. It might be the US consulate. Or the embassy in Paris. What a dumb bitch.
Aww. LiLo doing shots with Mommy. That is so beautiful.
By Hallmark, on May 19, 2010 17:29:04 ------------------------------------- I didn't even notice that. That IS white oprah doing a shot with her. Finally, indisputable photographic evidence that white oprah is an enabler. And a douchebag. And a delusional shitty mother...
You gotta be fucking kidding me (although, now that I think of it, I don't know why I'm surprised that she takes no responsibility for her own actions). If the judge doesn't immediately issue a bench warrent for her arrest for pulling this shit, then the judge needs to be removed immediately. This "celebrities can get away with anything" shit has got to stop...
What business would the French embassy have with this? She would need the services of the American embassy in France ... and I just don't think they are open 24 hours/day, not even for celebs
Throw her in the clink. The story is clearly bullshit. Anyone who has known that type of personality knows what it's about. She needs to go to jail and stop getting media attention.
why are you giving this talentless attention whore so much fucking coverage...I check your site multiple times daily, and I gotta say I'm sick of seeing her. Let it go man, I know you have more of a chance with her than you do with Megan Fox...but enough already.
Why would Dina be in touch with the French embassy in France? Surely it should be the US embassy she should be in touch with, no? She's a fucking liar, and a moron.
She will come back and go to jail and her dad will get conservatorship. Just like he wanted. And she will have handed it to him on a silver platter. And that will be the beginning of the end for Lindsay Lohan.
Orange Oprah can't even get her story/smoke screen right. You dont deal with the "French Embassy" for a US passport, you need to deal with the US Embassy. But then again she has been up all night so let's give her the benefit of the doubt on this lil discrepency.
as i sit in my mom's basement doing lines this morning i smirk to myself that all you ha8ters are going to eat your words when ms lohan makes her big screen comeback. i know people in the buisiness who want her back real bad and she is just bidding her time for the right opportunity besides she is young beutiful and very much talented. she knows what she is doing and dina is not an enabler she is her business and spiritual partner. everyone here knows that the real problem is the father his issue is his intensive jealousy becuase of lindsys talents and success, i am right and you all shall soon see the light. peace out.
I think her problem was dealing with the French Embasy. When my passport was stolen a few years ago, I worked with the US Embasy and had a new one in about an hour.
Fuck this. Let her go. Keep her out of jail. I'm sick of it. This bratty, rotten, spoiled, entitled little cunt has ignored every bit of advice she's ever gotten, she's pissed on everyone who ever tried to help her, and the fame and talent she managed to wander into she's taken and ass-fisted like it was Samantha Ronson dipped in a gallon of KY. I just don't care any more. Declare her immune to any and all laws (which is pretty much what happens when you're "famous" in L.A.) and let her drink, hijack cars, and throw furniture through windows as much as she wants. We'll either end up with a video of her 69-ing Ali, she'll speed down Route 66 in the wrong lane and die in a fireball, or she'll stiff some illegal immigrant Mexican drug dealer and he'll shoot her in the face. At the end, we all win.
It doesn't matter even if she's telling the truth. In a normal court (one not in CA) the judge would tell her that she should have known shit happens, that's why you don't leave the country 4 days before your deadline. Any one else would be jailed. They might as well take down all those fuckin statues in American courts depicting "blind" lady justice. What a joke.
Conclusive proof there is no God. If there were, i'm fairly confident he'd of eradicated this piece of vermin from his lovely planet by now. Please, please God, if you are out there, can you not just destroy her, or at least mangle her face a bit, so it's not quite so fukking damn ugly.
Oh, I bet Dina has "been up all night" all right, "helping" Lindsay finish off the huge bag of rock she scored for being some wealthy coke dealer's private celebrity whore. The woman is a complete disgrace and an embarrassment to all mothers everywhere.
More classic coke-lying. 10% of the lie may contain a kernel of half-truth within but the other 90% is epic bullshit. The lies start piling up and contradicting each other while the coke-head (and in this case her enablers too) vehemently deny everything, even when faced with the facts. Watch how the "missing" passport will suddenly miraculously re-appear just as the stash runs out. She'll hop on a plane assuming her lies covered all her bases, then when she gets home she'll become the "victim" of outrageous "persecution". Then, two days later, you'll see more pics of her partying with her eyes rolling back into her head, throwing drinks at people and stumbling around in another coke-booze-fueled photo-op at some shitty LA club.
We need her crucified that’s all she has to do. I hope she never leaves France, drives through a tunnel and hits a pole and DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s Karma Baby!
They stole the passport but nothing else and whoops forgot to report it...loves all the other comments...
I hope that she is scared to death right now. I hope that she cries and makes a big scene at the airport. Maybe she'll pee a little. Fear pee is the best.
#48: She doesn't want jail as much as she just wants to die. But her body keeps letting her live to taunt us with those luscious tits -- and what she once was (and also should have been). The lesbo munching is just an automatic reflex: She sucks, f--ks and licks anything that resembles a human genitalia (and sometimes, animals too).
Maybe she can move into Roman Polanski's house with all the other American fugitives that France is harboring. All she has to do is put her hair in pigtails and lick a lollipop all day and I'm sure Roman will forgive the rent....
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Leave Your CommentDear France.
We will completely forgive you for harboring that child rapist Polanski if and only if you agree to keep this bitch.
Sincerely America
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 17:28:35
Aww. LiLo doing shots with Mommy. That is so beautiful.
By Hallmark, on May 19, 2010 17:29:04
Stupid. Spoiled. Whore.
That is all.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 17:39:49
Uh, yeah, sure, right.
So, let me get this straight. Dina has been "up all night" working with the french embassey regarding her "stolen" passport? But they haven't requested a new one? OK, I'm going to say it out loud: BULLSHIT. I mean, how stupid do these 2 idiots think everyone is? It's like the title says: there's too many lies to keep up with. I can now see where BLOWhan gets her lying delusional nature from: white oprah. If either of them had an honest thought go through their heads, it'd be the shortest trip in North America...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 17:51:32
People are worn out with this. She goes off to France with less than a week to finish the courses. She hasn't left for Los Angeles until the day before? Flying over 6,000 miles? And she hasn't even APPLIED for a passport replacement? I don't believe for one minute she "lost it."
Does anyone believe that the California judicial system will finally do the right thing and make this mess adhere to the law and arrest her? If I lived in that State I'd be forming protests against the inbalance in the law for the "knowns" and "unknowns." If that Judge doesn't enforce the law? Get her off the bench.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 17:54:06
maybe she shouldn't go off to France for a week when she has a court date looming. just a thought
By giraffe tamer, on May 19, 2010 18:23:53
She should run for Governor... then she can make her own laws.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 18:32:18
Perhaps she should call the US Embassy if she wants a US passport. If, however, she is looking for asylum...
By teenidol, on May 19, 2010 18:33:39
This is LA, where the words "... Or you're going to jail" apparently mean "or I shall taunt you some more, English pig-dogs!"
Man
I am going to watch Mean Girls and rub 1 or 12 out, in memory of what might have been...
Blowhan should be sent to jail for ruining those tits
By Intolerant Bastard, on May 19, 2010 18:55:48
Maybe she applied for one. Who knows for what sort of passport. Crackhoes mom says the talked to the FRENCH embassy. Good luck with finding one in France! Since when does a country need its own embassy on its own territory? But you might correct me there...
If she would have talked to the US embassy, things might have been a little different.
I guess Liho is just too damn stupid to find the right kind of embassy... Poor France, maybe they should show her the way to the right building where to get her passport back. It might be the US consulate. Or the embassy in Paris. What a dumb bitch.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 21:46:32
Aww. LiLo doing shots with Mommy. That is so beautiful.
By Hallmark, on May 19, 2010 17:29:04
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I didn't even notice that. That IS white oprah doing a shot with her. Finally, indisputable photographic evidence that white oprah is an enabler. And a douchebag. And a delusional shitty mother...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 22:02:11
You gotta be fucking kidding me (although, now that I think of it, I don't know why I'm surprised that she takes no responsibility for her own actions). If the judge doesn't immediately issue a bench warrent for her arrest for pulling this shit, then the judge needs to be removed immediately. This "celebrities can get away with anything" shit has got to stop...
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 22:13:14
What business would the French embassy have with this? She would need the services of the American embassy in France ... and I just don't think they are open 24 hours/day, not even for celebs
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 22:35:21
yes. yes it is still funny.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2010 22:46:44
Why would they talk to the French embassy? Shouldn't they be talking to the American embassy in France?
By Ane, on May 19, 2010 23:44:34
Throw her in the clink. The story is clearly bullshit. Anyone who has known that type of personality knows what it's about. She needs to go to jail and stop getting media attention.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 01:09:27
First France is invaded by Nazis, now it's invaded by Lohan, both very destructive and both lack a conscience.
By chucky, on May 20, 2010 01:32:33
why are you giving this talentless attention whore so much fucking coverage...I check your site multiple times daily, and I gotta say I'm sick of seeing her. Let it go man, I know you have more of a chance with her than you do with Megan Fox...but enough already.
By Ollie, on May 20, 2010 01:34:45
Why would Dina be in touch with the French embassy in France? Surely it should be the US embassy she should be in touch with, no? She's a fucking liar, and a moron.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 01:49:45
She will come back and go to jail and her dad will get conservatorship. Just like he wanted. And she will have handed it to him on a silver platter. And that will be the beginning of the end for Lindsay Lohan.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 01:53:53
Orange Oprah can't even get her story/smoke screen right. You dont deal with the "French Embassy" for a US passport, you need to deal with the US Embassy. But then again she has been up all night so let's give her the benefit of the doubt on this lil discrepency.
By Felch, on May 20, 2010 02:11:50
So many cocks
So little time...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 02:16:41
as i sit in my mom's basement doing lines this morning i smirk to myself that all you ha8ters are going to eat your words when ms lohan makes her big screen comeback. i know people in the buisiness who want her back real bad and she is just bidding her time for the right opportunity besides she is young beutiful and very much talented. she knows what she is doing and dina is not an enabler she is her business and spiritual partner. everyone here knows that the real problem is the father his issue is his intensive jealousy becuase of lindsys talents and success, i am right and you all shall soon see the light. peace out.
By "JUNIOR", on May 20, 2010 02:27:46
my boat got a flat. :/
By Lindsey's Latest., on May 20, 2010 03:06:51
I think her problem was dealing with the French Embasy. When my passport was stolen a few years ago, I worked with the US Embasy and had a new one in about an hour.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 03:36:05
Fuck this. Let her go. Keep her out of jail. I'm sick of it. This bratty, rotten, spoiled, entitled little cunt has ignored every bit of advice she's ever gotten, she's pissed on everyone who ever tried to help her, and the fame and talent she managed to wander into she's taken and ass-fisted like it was Samantha Ronson dipped in a gallon of KY. I just don't care any more. Declare her immune to any and all laws (which is pretty much what happens when you're "famous" in L.A.) and let her drink, hijack cars, and throw furniture through windows as much as she wants. We'll either end up with a video of her 69-ing Ali, she'll speed down Route 66 in the wrong lane and die in a fireball, or she'll stiff some illegal immigrant Mexican drug dealer and he'll shoot her in the face. At the end, we all win.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 03:44:35
The sooner she's dead, the better. I just hope that she doesn't take anyone with her (except her own family, naturally).
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 04:18:59
Junior:
hahahahahhahahahhahaha. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. She can't work because NO ONE will insure her!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 05:26:25
The headline should have read, "Too Many Lines to Keep Up With" since we're talking about Lindsey.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 05:30:33
And now a word from The Thompson Twins. Lies, lies, lies, they're gonna get ya!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 05:55:11
It doesn't matter even if she's telling the truth. In a normal court (one not in CA) the judge would tell her that she should have known shit happens, that's why you don't leave the country 4 days before your deadline. Any one else would be jailed. They might as well take down all those fuckin statues in American courts depicting "blind" lady justice. What a joke.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 05:59:11
I totally agree with comment #1.Please give her a villa in the middle of nowhere and keep this STD ridden skunk the fuck away from the USA.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 06:07:05
arrest warrant finally issued
By me, on May 20, 2010 07:50:17
#23 WTF!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 07:55:25
ALCOHOLICS SKANKS THAT IS ALL
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 07:56:26
Conclusive proof there is no God. If there were, i'm fairly confident he'd of eradicated this piece of vermin from his lovely planet by now. Please, please God, if you are out there, can you not just destroy her, or at least mangle her face a bit, so it's not quite so fukking damn ugly.
By Fishy, on May 20, 2010 07:59:07
Arrest warrant has been issued.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 08:10:03
ha...judge issued an arrest warrant for her
By felch, on May 20, 2010 08:11:34
A scheme is already intrinsically planned, learn to use the language correctly!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 08:14:19
Oh, I bet Dina has "been up all night" all right, "helping" Lindsay finish off the huge bag of rock she scored for being some wealthy coke dealer's private celebrity whore. The woman is a complete disgrace and an embarrassment to all mothers everywhere.
More classic coke-lying. 10% of the lie may contain a kernel of half-truth within but the other 90% is epic bullshit. The lies start piling up and contradicting each other while the coke-head (and in this case her enablers too) vehemently deny everything, even when faced with the facts. Watch how the "missing" passport will suddenly miraculously re-appear just as the stash runs out. She'll hop on a plane assuming her lies covered all her bases, then when she gets home she'll become the "victim" of outrageous "persecution". Then, two days later, you'll see more pics of her partying with her eyes rolling back into her head, throwing drinks at people and stumbling around in another coke-booze-fueled photo-op at some shitty LA club.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 08:55:17
#23 is clearly Lindsay Lohan.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 08:57:54
#23 is clearly Lindsay Lohan.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 08:58:03
Can we drop Lindsay please? please???
By enuffalready, on May 20, 2010 09:00:49
she looks like she is ready to take a squirt in the eye...I bet she is good at that, I would, yes...
By Lee Cadaver, on May 20, 2010 09:20:48
#23 You're a comedy writer, someone who writes fiction, fiction comedy... I give up, porn fiction comedy... ?
By chucky, on May 20, 2010 09:25:41
We need her crucified that’s all she has to do. I hope she never leaves France, drives through a tunnel and hits a pole and DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s Karma Baby!
They stole the passport but nothing else and whoops forgot to report it...loves all the other comments...
By HungWang, on May 20, 2010 09:39:01
I hope that she is scared to death right now. I hope that she cries and makes a big scene at the airport. Maybe she'll pee a little. Fear pee is the best.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 09:41:25
Like I said weeks ago, she wants jail. She'll have a smorgasbord of ugly lezbozo's to pick from while she's there. I hope they triple fist her.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 10:58:02
They should let Judge Judy throw the book at her.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2010 11:14:55
#48: She doesn't want jail as much as she just wants to die. But her body keeps letting her live to taunt us with those luscious tits -- and what she once was (and also should have been). The lesbo munching is just an automatic reflex: She sucks, f--ks and licks anything that resembles a human genitalia (and sometimes, animals too).
And #23: One word for you: M-O-R-O-N.
By Sevenmack, on May 20, 2010 11:31:07
Maybe she can move into Roman Polanski's house with all the other American fugitives that France is harboring. All she has to do is put her hair in pigtails and lick a lollipop all day and I'm sure Roman will forgive the rent....
By spunkmonkey, on May 20, 2010 12:23:48
How old is this chick anyway that her parents are still running her life?
Very little chance of her growing up for real.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2010 06:03:11
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