I think these are the best pictures you have posted of her in awhile. She was never "beautiful". She's in her 40's and doesn't have botox and all that other shit done to her. What do you expect her to look like?
"Best pictures you have posted of her in awhile." ... Wtf are you talking about?! There is no BEST. 40s and no surgery means you will be ugly???? BULLSHIT. There are plenty of people that are beautiful even in their 50's with no surgery. Jessica is an ugly bitch that is famous for playing a cougar... I think I've seen crack whores that look better.....
She has what, c-cups, and a body fat of single digits? So she has fake tits to go with the rest of that, that mess?
Ew. And I am supposed to believe good-looking, desirable, high-status men not only sleep with that woman, but chase it and pine for her?
LOL That is porn for fugly middle-aged women. Next up, people will keep telling us that fat, middle-aged redheads like Hendricks are examples of real women who are "hot", "sexy" and "curvy".
Truth: Middle-aged bulimics and fatties are not sexy, except to fetishists.
Honestly, doesn't it get old making fun of someone? We get it. She's not your cup of tea. But it's getting ridiculous and old.
She's (usually) well spoken, and seems to have a heart of gold. She's natural, and seems to get along fine in a town where looks are everything. I think that says something.
She's okay. I think that's why so many women like her--she's not a "beauty." Her closet on the other hand, is probably the most beayoooootiful place in the world. Sigh.
I'm not saying beauty is everything... Look at Betty white... she has something called TALENT... Sarah is ugly, aged bad for her age, and a bitch (Not a heart of gold...) She has nothing.
Famous for playing a cougar? Obviously you don't watch Sex and the City, because all of her serious boyfriends on the show have been her age or older. So why don't you go pick up some more crack whores that look better than SJP before you make asinine comments.
I'm with #8 on this one. I get that she's not "beautiful," but neither are a lot of people. But she manages to come across as funny, articulate, polite, and stylish, which I think explains her popularity. How else would you explain that women who are way "hotter" than she is try to emulate her style? I've got no problem with snarking on idiots (almost all the celebrities mentioned on this site), but SJP comes across as pretty cool.
She got shot on Southpark. Great episode. # 8 and 14 she is an ugly bitch. She supports public schools. Not everyone wants to be forced to send their children to failing public schools. Not everyone wants to be forced to pay for failing public schools. Privatize education!
the only movie she was remotely attractive in was that river cop film with bruce willis..she had a rockin bod in that film an for a few brief scenes i almost wanted to do her..
She was cute and appealing before Sex and the City. Then she became a NYC plastic fashion...thing...and now she's an aging exercise anorexic. This is what happens when you marry a closeted guy and live your life for the approval of other women.
#8: It NEVER gets old making fun of ugly SJP, her and that fat Kelly Clarkson are part of the reason I visit this site.
Mind you, the reason it's enjoyable to pick on her is that she does not have a heart of gold and she thinks she's very beautiful and polished, I bet. Just 'cos she buys Manolo shoes doesn't make her stylish, I'd be more fashionable too, if I had tons of money.
But basically, she is UUUUUUUUGly. I mean she's reallllly ugly. And it must be shouted from the tops of the highest peaks. the fact that she's so ugly.
It's pretty messed up to hate so much on her all the time. I mean, if she were a real bitch it might be justified, but apparently she's a very kind and down-to-earth person. She's obviously not a great beauty, but probably is her own worst critic too. Leave SJP alone!
They had it right casting her in Disney's Hocus Pocus as a witch funny thing is they didn't need makeup on any of the 3 witches (Bette Midler & Kathy Najimy).
Okay, someone reaaaaaaally needs to explain to me how this "woman" is considered beautiful in any interpretation of the word. My penis just hid inside me like a turtle head and is still scared to come out.
Anyone who thinks that she is even of average looks is a woman who has probably never been touched by a man OR a man who has only been touched by a man.
I have one word for all of you SJP apologists and clearly delusional folks-STOP!!!!!!!!!! Please!!! You are embarrassing yourself...
If you have to support your belief that someone is attractive, then guess what??? YOU'RE NOT ATTRACIVE!!!!!!!!
And seriously, why is there someone constantly scouring the web for comment sections looking to defend her? You never have to look hard...what does that tell you??? Sigh
I'm a member of the Humane Society on Facebook and they recently sent a video of baby seals being clubbed in Canada.
As offensive and horrific as I found that ongoing spectacle, I find this picture to be 100 times more traumatic. Please take it down immediately and cease all future postings of these very NSFW pics.
I mean Megan, Audrina, Victoria...and SJP. I don't know any retard that wouldn't be able to properly select "Which one doesn't fit A,B,C,D"?
Now lets not go off on her someone be nice to her and give her a sugar cube and brush her mane and pluck the hair out of her mole on her bicycle chin. No wonder Matthew Broderick couldn't bust a nut in her to make a baby. Her vagina must look like a salty pork-rind.
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think these are the best pictures you have posted of her in awhile. She was never "beautiful". She's in her 40's and doesn't have botox and all that other shit done to her. What do you expect her to look like?
By Willa Dodge, on June 8, 2010 03:23:29
Dear God. I turned around for a split second while the page was loading and turned back to see *this*. Cruel. I may never sleep again...
By Julie, on June 8, 2010 03:35:15
She's richer than any of us.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 03:45:33
I'd plow her like a field of corn in Iowa
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 03:54:40
Throw water on it and watch the feet curl up.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 03:55:23
"Best pictures you have posted of her in awhile." ... Wtf are you talking about?! There is no BEST. 40s and no surgery means you will be ugly???? BULLSHIT. There are plenty of people that are beautiful even in their 50's with no surgery. Jessica is an ugly bitch that is famous for playing a cougar... I think I've seen crack whores that look better.....
By Jim, on June 8, 2010 03:58:38
She has what, c-cups, and a body fat of single digits? So she has fake tits to go with the rest of that, that mess?
Ew. And I am supposed to believe good-looking, desirable, high-status men not only sleep with that woman, but chase it and pine for her?
LOL That is porn for fugly middle-aged women. Next up, people will keep telling us that fat, middle-aged redheads like Hendricks are examples of real women who are "hot", "sexy" and "curvy".
Truth: Middle-aged bulimics and fatties are not sexy, except to fetishists.
By Horsefaced and starved is no better than FAAAAAT, on June 8, 2010 03:59:46
Honestly, doesn't it get old making fun of someone? We get it. She's not your cup of tea. But it's getting ridiculous and old.
She's (usually) well spoken, and seems to have a heart of gold. She's natural, and seems to get along fine in a town where looks are everything. I think that says something.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 04:04:51
She's okay. I think that's why so many women like her--she's not a "beauty." Her closet on the other hand, is probably the most beayoooootiful place in the world. Sigh.
By Staci, on June 8, 2010 04:06:48
I'm not saying beauty is everything... Look at Betty white... she has something called TALENT... Sarah is ugly, aged bad for her age, and a bitch (Not a heart of gold...) She has nothing.
By Jim, on June 8, 2010 04:12:30
Famous for playing a cougar? Obviously you don't watch Sex and the City, because all of her serious boyfriends on the show have been her age or older. So why don't you go pick up some more crack whores that look better than SJP before you make asinine comments.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 04:13:24
Is that the famous Mr. Ed?
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 04:42:12
Kill it with fire.
By chucky, on June 8, 2010 04:45:59
I'm with #8 on this one. I get that she's not "beautiful," but neither are a lot of people. But she manages to come across as funny, articulate, polite, and stylish, which I think explains her popularity. How else would you explain that women who are way "hotter" than she is try to emulate her style? I've got no problem with snarking on idiots (almost all the celebrities mentioned on this site), but SJP comes across as pretty cool.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 04:47:36
She got shot on Southpark. Great episode. # 8 and 14 she is an ugly bitch. She supports public schools. Not everyone wants to be forced to send their children to failing public schools. Not everyone wants to be forced to pay for failing public schools. Privatize education!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 05:03:06
Find the Tim Burton movie "Ed Wood" - SJP's character reads a bad review of herself and asks:
"Do I really have the face of a horse?"
Timeless!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 05:16:07
the only movie she was remotely attractive in was that river cop film with bruce willis..she had a rockin bod in that film an for a few brief scenes i almost wanted to do her..
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 06:07:34
She was cute and appealing before Sex and the City. Then she became a NYC plastic fashion...thing...and now she's an aging exercise anorexic. This is what happens when you marry a closeted guy and live your life for the approval of other women.
By Oprah, on June 8, 2010 06:21:39
UGLY IS UGLY no matter what they do to her face with makeup she remain ugly
By EEEWWWWW, on June 8, 2010 06:24:35
I just don't know why you bother posting anything at all about her. You don't like her. Ok. Let's move on to things you DO like and ARE interested in.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 07:24:46
#8: It NEVER gets old making fun of ugly SJP, her and that fat Kelly Clarkson are part of the reason I visit this site.
Mind you, the reason it's enjoyable to pick on her is that she does not have a heart of gold and she thinks she's very beautiful and polished, I bet. Just 'cos she buys Manolo shoes doesn't make her stylish, I'd be more fashionable too, if I had tons of money.
But basically, she is UUUUUUUUGly. I mean she's reallllly ugly. And it must be shouted from the tops of the highest peaks. the fact that she's so ugly.
enough said.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 07:44:02
Check this site out --
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 07:53:15
She's got big, ropey arms like Marge Simpson.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 08:27:18
LOL @ "she supports public schools." My god, the HORROR.
She's getting paid, so I'm sure she couldn't care less about what people think of her.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 08:36:18
#20 maybe you should have someone translate the name of this site for you. Any third grader will do. Idiot.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 08:46:17
It's pretty messed up to hate so much on her all the time. I mean, if she were a real bitch it might be justified, but apparently she's a very kind and down-to-earth person. She's obviously not a great beauty, but probably is her own worst critic too. Leave SJP alone!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 09:46:08
how is considered fashionable? she has the worst clothes i've ever seen although it could be that she just detracts from their beauty
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 10:02:18
Somewhere Ferris is weeping in Hell.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 10:15:29
She's popular because she makes ugly women feel better about themselves. And, let's face it, they're in the majority.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 10:26:13
I love the dress, but she needs to fire her make-up and hair people..right away!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 10:32:30
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Bart & Lisa Simpson horror yell]
Pour water on it, quick!
I would say a butterface or bagger but her body isn't even worth fucking either.
By LolleyGagger, on June 8, 2010 10:50:20
They had it right casting her in Disney's Hocus Pocus as a witch funny thing is they didn't need makeup on any of the 3 witches (Bette Midler & Kathy Najimy).
By Amazing Larry, on June 8, 2010 10:53:35
Okay, someone reaaaaaaally needs to explain to me how this "woman" is considered beautiful in any interpretation of the word. My penis just hid inside me like a turtle head and is still scared to come out.
Anyone who thinks that she is even of average looks is a woman who has probably never been touched by a man OR a man who has only been touched by a man.
I have one word for all of you SJP apologists and clearly delusional folks-STOP!!!!!!!!!! Please!!! You are embarrassing yourself...
If you have to support your belief that someone is attractive, then guess what??? YOU'RE NOT ATTRACIVE!!!!!!!!
And seriously, why is there someone constantly scouring the web for comment sections looking to defend her? You never have to look hard...what does that tell you???
Sigh
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 10:58:06
To Whom It May Concern:
I'm a member of the Humane Society on Facebook and they recently sent a video of baby seals being clubbed in Canada.
As offensive and horrific as I found that ongoing spectacle, I find this picture to be 100 times more traumatic. Please take it down immediately and cease all future postings of these very NSFW pics.
I mean Megan, Audrina, Victoria...and SJP. I don't know any retard that wouldn't be able to properly select "Which one doesn't fit A,B,C,D"?
Thanks in advance
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 11:06:28
Meh..I'd hit it..But then again I'm bored and my girlfriend is out of town.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 11:36:55
Now lets not go off on her someone be nice to her and give her a sugar cube and brush her mane and pluck the hair out of her mole on her bicycle chin. No wonder Matthew Broderick couldn't bust a nut in her to make a baby. Her vagina must look like a salty pork-rind.
By netstarman, on June 8, 2010 20:50:28
Hi, I'm Todd.
I pick on females for a living.
Today I'm picking on a successful 40 something woman who has never once in her life claimed to be good-looking. I just pick on her because I can.
Oh, and I'm a cunt.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 03:33:12
melllllting.... what a world...
By gigi, on June 9, 2010 11:11:55
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