Angelina Jolie Is Cleopatra

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  1. shving=================)

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2010 20:16:57

  2. hot so very very hot

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2010 20:27:30

  3. LOVE HER. Always.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2010 20:49:39

  4. She's a one-of-a-kind beauty and there won't ever be another like her.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2010 20:50:34

  5. I really hope they are casting Angelina to play the middle-aged Cleopatra with Mark Antony and not the 16 year old version that was with Caesar. She's looking pretty haggard lately and is not believable in younger roles. BTW Christopher Plummer was awesome as Caesar.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 00:36:49

  6. Hmmmmm
    Maybe the most famous Egyptian woman in history should look more - oh, I don't know - Egyptian???

    By Intolerant Bastard, on June 11, 2010 00:59:04

  7. Cleopatra was a highly intelligent political manipulator, Greek and actually quite ugly (there are coins of her around) which makes her feats of seduction all more amazing.

    ANgelina Jolie is a Hollywood brat and not very smart (i've seen her interviewed, lol) and has traded solely on her (now faded) looks, so more like mis-casting, if you ask me.

    And Brad as Mark Antony? LOL, MA was a brilliant Roman general with brawn and guts to boot, not some pussywhipped dingleberry who's biggest act of courage is sneaking away from the wife to go for a ride on his tricycle.

    Taylor and Burton could pull these great roles off because they were larger-than-life in their own right. Jolie and Brad, lol, no. Then again, if a lightweight like Obama can be Prez, that says all you need to know about things today.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 01:43:59

  8. She is a nice looking woman but Cleopatra was black! Get Halle Berry or Paula Patton to do! Hollywood would fuck up a wet dream man!!!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 02:11:58

  9. Cleopatra was effing Greek! How could she have been black or Egyptian when she was a descendant of a Greek dynasty put on the throne of Egypt by Alexander the Great? Even her name is Greek FFS.
    And yeah, she was ugly or at least plain. Nothing against A.Jolie but for fuck's sake cast someone appropriate for the role.

    By Moloko, on June 11, 2010 03:31:17

  10. yeah, i also wanted to point that out. the only white girls in egyptian palaces at that time in history were slaves. i am sure they can cast this a little more believably.

    By Heidi , on June 11, 2010 03:41:39

  11. You know who IS greek.... Jennifer Aniston. HHMMNNNN

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 03:49:54

  12. #7 FTW

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 04:14:23

  13. Well said #7.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 06:08:42

  14. I wonder if she'll use that ridiculous Transylvanianoid accent she used in "Beowulf" if she winds up playing Cleopatra.

    No question she's smoking hot but she's an average actress...so lame that Hollywood thinks the name matters more than the talent.

    That has to be why she's been cast as a black(ish) woman already, in "A Mighty Heart." There were ACTUAL black and mixed race actresses who would've been better.

    By Staci, on June 11, 2010 06:38:16

  15. How long before the tribes start screaming it's racist to cast her because she's white? Pretty soon there will no roles left for whites because all the movies being made are about hip hop nonsense and native cultures on other planets.

    By Angie sucks, on June 11, 2010 06:40:06

  16. #5 is gay, that is all.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 06:40:30

  17. Brad Pitt is simply a "no-brainer." Period. And I mean that as noun. He's also a terrible actor. He made "Seven Years in Tibet" feel a lot longer than that.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 07:24:00

  18. #7 you summed it all up perfectly

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 07:31:40

  19. Get the polical correctness out of your ass. Cleopatra was a white Greek and not a black African. Please don't fuck history for your own petty reasons.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 07:57:40

  20. actually, my former boss was Egyptian and very light skinned. He answered "white" on EEO sections. I know Egypt is in Africa but the residents are not black. Maybe because it's in the north, don't know. See a PR game being started, along the lines of the she can't play marianne pearl. Think she'd be great, exotic beauty, shrewd, can actually act (unlike her nemesis). They can cast aniston as Pompeia, Cesars long suffering wife. It would make a fortune!

    By anoni, on June 11, 2010 10:36:54

  21. Angelina is a shit actress: her movies always blow. Is that stupid air-sucking face she's always making a permanent thing or what?

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 10:44:48

  22. In fact, the Egyptian people of the time were not black either (not that there is anything wrong with that), but they were neither the Arabs that dominate the life there now.
    If you want to see actual Egyptians look further down the south of the country.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 10:54:24

  23. @ #7Cleopatra was a highly intelligent political manipulator, Greek and actually quite ugly (there are coins of her around) which makes her feats of seduction all more amazing.

    Well we ARE talking about the ancient world here, right? Betcha the standards of beauty back then were quite different - if at 18 you still had all of your teeth and not too many boils you were considered supermodel material, amirite?

    And how did I know that it wouldn't take long for someone to start the whole "THE EGYPTIANS WAS BLACK/NO THEY WASN'T THEY WAS WHITE" thing? Insecure much?

    Anyway I'd prefer to see a mega-hottie like Angelina play Cleopatra. I'd like to imagine she was someone who exuded eroticism in such quantities that she could plausibly turn even the strongest of men into pussy-whipped sex toys.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on June 11, 2010 14:56:54

  24. uuuuuuuuuugggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg this will be at least the 2nd time they have made it since '63 and all the others sucked and I know this version will.

    By jeff little of Troy ohio, on June 11, 2010 16:21:39

  25. AJ as cleo'?
    a joke beyond anything ahahaa
    that tremendous punkin head ..
    blockhead forehead & lumberjack jaw oughta be a real pisser with the egyptian headgear ..
    there ARE images of cleo available as sculptural portraits have been found & it's OLD news ..
    to the sophmoric know it all above cleo's ancestry was never proven for sure ..
    but she was def' 1/4 greek....
    er, one can't just put bronze make-up on an ugly anglo big face & make it egyptian ...
    she gotta be the most over rated moron in hollywierd ..
    the body type is all wrong too ..
    is she gonna ditch that horrendous wig she's hiding her balding big head under? she's a fukin moron ..
    can't imagine anyone paying to see that bug eyed walkin skeleton ewww lawwwwwwd!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 18:06:09

  26. She was hot back in the day, but since she started trying to convince the public that shes St Angelina...not so much, her and Brad (especially Brad) look like homeless people!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 22:45:36

  27. The point has already been made (particularly by Moloko) but just because someone was born in Africa and ruled an African country doesn't make them black. Look at the rulers of Rhodesia and South Africa for most of the 20th Century. Does anyone think Ian Smith, 1st Prime Minister of Rhodesia, was black?

    By Pat C, on June 12, 2010 06:35:52

  28. It doesn't matter if Egyptians were or are black. The Ptolemy dynasty was northern greek and were installed in power by Alexander.
    Wow, you people are morons.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2010 11:48:39

  29. Looks aside, this woman and accents DO NOT mix. Sure, she's beautiful, but her Transylvania-fits-all approach to accents (as another poster already pointed out) is cringe worthy. Oh, and Brad as Marc Anthony would send this wreck into the rarefied "Showgirls" sphere of terrible.

    By Haysoos, on June 12, 2010 12:46:14

  30. Uh, 28, other people here already pointed out that Cleopatra was Greek, long before you.

    You were saying something about "morons"...?

    By anonymous, on June 13, 2010 00:08:04

  31. I really find her abysmally boring at this point. The way she destroyed Brad makes me sick, he looks 20 years older since he hooked up with her. Sexiest man alive no more.....

    By thanks Asshole, on June 13, 2010 17:01:49

  32. So, what everyone is saying is that it's OK if Angelina Jolie does greek.

    By Captain Obscure Sexual Terms, on June 13, 2010 18:17:44

  33. She's a prunehead.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2010 00:04:05

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