mutterhals, i disagree. im currently fucking a "somewhat attractive enough to make me wanna bang her at night - but not really hot enough to make me want to get it up for morning seconds" redhead.
#2, her right arm is in the back of her, therefore her boob is moving to the right. I know, you can't tell that from just playing with your blow-up doll.
8: a better answer is that if you are male and you have any problem whatsoever with that chick's tits in that picture, you are a homosexual. A straight man would not notice a badger gnawing his nuts, let alone make snarky comments on that chick's boob.
The only grounds for a straight man's complaint in this instance is that the boob is not available for grabbing.
I suspect this story either isn't true, or is taken out of context. Esquire doesn't allow repeat winners for Woman of the Year, and Scarlett Johansson already won a few years back.
Poor, poor Todd. Real woman have successfully made the transition through puberty and now bear the secondary sex characteristics of a mature female. Namely breasts and full hips Todd. The "woman" you lust after lack mammary glands and have birth canals the size of a peanut making child birth impossible if not dangerous. Todd, either grow up or come out of the closet dude.
I love Miranda Kerr, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett and why do we have to argue about it? Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. Why do we need one mold? Basically, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating cookies or tofu. I'm happy with the curves, the faces, and I do agree that the the skinny ones should be careful not to lose any weight, but as long as the skinny isn't forced, and those cute tight little booties stay cute, I'm cool. I also love those hips delcious on the curvy women. I lvoe women. what's the problem?
"Poor, poor Todd. Real woman have successfully made the transition through puberty and now bear the secondary sex characteristics of a mature female. Namely breasts and full hips Todd."
Wow, so it's puberty and then they're all the same shape? Thanks Dr. Science!
It never ceases to crack me up when a bunch of anonymous commentors (and known bloggers, for that matter) talk shit about women who, if they met in real life, would make their boners explode out of their pants. I know the stereotype of a fat blogger in their parents' basement is trite, but if any of you dickbirds ever had a shot with a chick *approaching* Christina Hendricks (or ScoJo, or, hell, Jennifer Love Hewitt), I'll eat my fucking hat.
As a fat chick I must admit I never understood the whole "real woman" thing no matter what magazine it is. One issue a year they throw CH or Kate Winslet or Scarlett J on the cover and proclaim it the "real woman" issue. So we get to stare at size 6/8 women instead of size 0/2? What's the difference? A beautiful woman will be a beautiful woman, no matter what size she is.
wow from that pic of SJ u posted I would have never guessed men love saggy grandma tits on a girl . . . who knew? So should I stop wearing my VS bra's and let my tits to to my belly button too?
Again Toad......where are the pics of this chicks ass? We've know she has a great rack and curves, we would like to see this gal in some heels and slightly bent over.
True story. Due to financial woes I currently live with my female cousin. No biggie, she's cool enough, but she does complain about her sleep apnea, and always has a box of oreos in the house. Is it a coincidence that she does these things and also happens to be pushin 200 and hasn't goten laid in 2 years?
Are u a dickhead or what, you missed his comments completely and sound like a real dork! Shout the fuck up and leaving the comments to the professionals.
Scarlet is so beautiful that I want to stab myself in the foot. She is a goddess, a sexual inferno. When I gaze upon her pictures my heart races, my cock swells, my pupils constrict and then I dream the wonderful dream that I am reincarnated as her thong.
The REAL question is, before, after, or god forbid DURING sex, which one of these chicks barring you didn't have a ball gag on hand could you put up listening to them talk longer?
I've heard both talk in interviews and both are dumb as a box of rocks and more agitating than a nuclear-powered washing machine but I'd have to, given the choice of who to try and attempt to have a conversation for foreplay if required, go with Hendricks, because at least she'll shut up for two fucking seconds, where as Johannson feels the need to fill up all the dead air with her inane babble.
Lots of fat chicks with jiggling fat rolls and dried twinkies cream on their keyboards in this thread trying to make themselves feel better by saying the corpulent ginger sow (aka ch) is hotter than Scarlett Johansson (lol). Sad, really. Why not just hit the gym, "ladies"?
Lots of skinny punks with broomstick arms and dried semen on their keyboards in this thread trying to make themselves feel better by saying the emaciated blonde bimbo (aka sj) is hotter than Christina Hendricks (lol). Sad, really. Why not just hit the gym, "boys"?
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Leave Your CommentWow Todd, jealous much?
Just because Christina married the snozzberries guy?
And Scarlett is a lot less hot since she married douchebag extrordinaire Ryan Reynolds.
By DoucheBagelow, on June 4, 2010 03:16:39
why is her right boob headed out the door! she needs some support.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 03:20:14
I have a theory about red heads: either they are hotter than the sun or they're hideous. There is literally no in between.
By mutterhals, on June 4, 2010 03:28:34
That might as well be Jessica Rabbit on the cover; cartoons have about as much to do with Christina Hendricks as that cover does.
By She is still FAAAAAAAAT, on June 4, 2010 03:36:34
mutterhals, i disagree. im currently fucking a "somewhat attractive enough to make me wanna bang her at night - but not really hot enough to make me want to get it up for morning seconds" redhead.
she aint hideous, nor hotter than the sun.
so your theory doesnt hold water.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 03:40:11
Todd, real women usually entails a chick with some hips, ass, and tits. Not some bone think model with implants.
Scarlett was hot in "He's just not that into you." after that she lost her curves.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 03:44:50
You hate this girl, yet you're always fawning over Jessica Simpson.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 03:51:45
#2, her right arm is in the back of her, therefore her boob is moving to the right. I know, you can't tell that from just playing with your blow-up doll.
By Johansson's right boob, on June 4, 2010 03:59:58
8: a better answer is that if you are male and you have any problem whatsoever with that chick's tits in that picture, you are a homosexual. A straight man would not notice a badger gnawing his nuts, let alone make snarky comments on that chick's boob.
The only grounds for a straight man's complaint in this instance is that the boob is not available for grabbing.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 04:25:04
Miranda Kerr is a stick.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 04:25:54
Sorry, Christina wins hand down. Love me some curvy hips and the old T&A.... leave little girls for the little boys... men want women.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 05:17:16
I suspect this story either isn't true, or is taken out of context. Esquire doesn't allow repeat winners for Woman of the Year, and Scarlett Johansson already won a few years back.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 05:19:56
Poor, poor Todd. Real woman have successfully made the transition through puberty and now bear the secondary sex characteristics of a mature female. Namely breasts and full hips Todd. The "woman" you lust after lack mammary glands and have birth canals the size of a peanut making child birth impossible if not dangerous. Todd, either grow up or come out of the closet dude.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 05:29:34
I love Miranda Kerr, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett and why do we have to argue about it? Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. Why do we need one mold? Basically, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating cookies or tofu. I'm happy with the curves, the faces, and I do agree that the the skinny ones should be careful not to lose any weight, but as long as the skinny isn't forced, and those cute tight little booties stay cute, I'm cool. I also love those hips delcious on the curvy women. I lvoe women. what's the problem?
By E, on June 4, 2010 05:34:03
Christina is hotter. You guys know you'd bang her and I don't know why you're so ashamed of that. I can't believe people think she's fat! Wtf?!
Scarlett is cute too, but her boobs are a little saggy and she has that one eye that kinda drifts to the side.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 05:35:22
Scarlett doesn't have curves? She has great breasts, hips, ass, but just doesn't have a beer belly like Christina.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 05:45:51
"Poor, poor Todd. Real woman have successfully made the transition through puberty and now bear the secondary sex characteristics of a mature female. Namely breasts and full hips Todd."
Wow, so it's puberty and then they're all the same shape? Thanks Dr. Science!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 05:59:32
CH is famous because of that retarded show Mad Men. It sucks and is unwatchable.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 06:01:27
It never ceases to crack me up when a bunch of anonymous commentors (and known bloggers, for that matter) talk shit about women who, if they met in real life, would make their boners explode out of their pants. I know the stereotype of a fat blogger in their parents' basement is trite, but if any of you dickbirds ever had a shot with a chick *approaching* Christina Hendricks (or ScoJo, or, hell, Jennifer Love Hewitt), I'll eat my fucking hat.
By buddy randolph, on June 4, 2010 06:04:40
a racist AND an idiot. congrats.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 07:49:07
Mmmm, Scarlet Johanssen.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 08:04:23
Seriously still don't understand what the big deal is with christina hendricks, or why she is a "real" woman.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 08:17:06
todd only likes women who look like young boys or have a messed up face so of course he hates hendricks
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 08:37:17
As a fat chick I must admit I never understood the whole "real woman" thing no matter what magazine it is. One issue a year they throw CH or Kate Winslet or Scarlett J on the cover and proclaim it the "real woman" issue. So we get to stare at size 6/8 women instead of size 0/2? What's the difference? A beautiful woman will be a beautiful woman, no matter what size she is.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 08:45:11
wow from that pic of SJ u posted I would have never guessed men love saggy grandma tits on a girl . . . who knew? So should I stop wearing my VS bra's and let my tits to to my belly button too?
By Kimberly, on June 4, 2010 09:39:45
When did Scarlett Johanssen turn into such a conceited bitch? As the saying goes, Tits or GTFO!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 10:30:07
Again Toad......where are the pics of this chicks ass? We've know she has a great rack and curves, we would like to see this gal in some heels and slightly bent over.
By FreekDaddy, on June 4, 2010 10:44:13
True story. Due to financial woes I currently live with my female cousin. No biggie, she's cool enough, but she does complain about her sleep apnea, and always has a box of oreos in the house. Is it a coincidence that she does these things and also happens to be pushin 200 and hasn't goten laid in 2 years?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 11:45:09
9, you seem a little too defensive. maybe you aren't as straight as you seem.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 12:26:27
Scarlett's fat, too.
By Cubs Fan, on June 4, 2010 13:29:03
#28. I guess your fat cousin is good enough to put a roof over your heard, you loser.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 14:09:58
F f f f f f ...
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By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 14:12:52
Lots of people with mommy issues in this comment thread, e.g., anyone who thinks Hendricks is hotter than Scarlett Johannson.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 16:17:30
Hi, straight girl here. Both women are beautiful but Christina makes me wanna switch teams.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 17:51:20
So according to Esquire, real women have huge tits. I salute Esquire in their search for real women! Are they hiring?
By Tony, on June 4, 2010 19:12:26
Scarlet is so fucking beautiful. I'm convinced that her pussy would taste like whip cream.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2010 19:17:32
#29,
Are u a dickhead or what, you missed his comments completely and sound like a real dork! Shout the fuck up and leaving the comments to the professionals.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2010 01:01:05
Anyone who thinks Christina Hendricks is fat is a fucking idiot. Period.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2010 02:36:47
Scarlet is so beautiful that I want to stab myself in the foot. She is a goddess, a sexual inferno. When I gaze upon her pictures my heart races, my cock swells, my pupils constrict and then I dream the wonderful dream that I am reincarnated as her thong.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2010 06:06:47
Lots of people with daddy issues in this comment thread, e.g., anyone who thinks Johannson is hotter than Christina Hendricks.
By Only fags hate Hendricks, on June 5, 2010 10:49:54
BP should use Hendricks ass for a junk shot. Problem solved.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2010 18:02:14
I would eat Scarlett's blonde snatch like a fat girl hitting a bagel. Scarlett's pussy is my dream.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2010 21:48:51
They're both fit.
And Todd likes boney girls that look like boys with no tits/ass.
End.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2010 22:58:39
The REAL question is, before, after, or god forbid DURING sex, which one of these chicks barring you didn't have a ball gag on hand could you put up listening to them talk longer?
I've heard both talk in interviews and both are dumb as a box of rocks and more agitating than a nuclear-powered washing machine but I'd have to, given the choice of who to try and attempt to have a conversation for foreplay if required, go with Hendricks, because at least she'll shut up for two fucking seconds, where as Johannson feels the need to fill up all the dead air with her inane babble.
By chucky, on June 6, 2010 02:51:49
Lots of fat chicks with jiggling fat rolls and dried twinkies cream on their keyboards in this thread trying to make themselves feel better by saying the corpulent ginger sow (aka ch) is hotter than Scarlett Johansson (lol). Sad, really. Why not just hit the gym, "ladies"?
By anonymous, on June 6, 2010 03:35:44
Lots of skinny punks with broomstick arms and dried semen on their keyboards in this thread trying to make themselves feel better by saying the emaciated blonde bimbo (aka sj) is hotter than Christina Hendricks (lol). Sad, really. Why not just hit the gym, "boys"?
By anonymous, on June 6, 2010 16:47:48
"Scarlett completely screwed us"
How is that a bad thing again?
By anonymous, on June 6, 2010 19:11:25
Yeah, SJ looks better after the weightloss, but they're both too fucking fat.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2010 09:44:23
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