24 Comments:

1. Hmmmm Todd, Jessica a natural beauty with boobs and an actual ass or Megan with her skanky tats, emaciated body and vacuous personality. Tough decision but I will go with the one who still resembles a woman.

   By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 05:11:52

2. sorry # she has fake books - she had them lifted around her neck, as for the butt bizz - she farts all the time and doesn't take a bath.

   By nick, on June 23, 2010 05:28:29

3. You're honestly trying to call her fat here? Yeah...no.

   By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 05:37:50

4. She looks more slim here... but I don't understand the bloated face... weird.
   
   

   By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 06:13:31

5. Ew...what's that thing growing out of her head?

   By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 06:36:15

6. bloated beauty.

   By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 06:36:16

7. She's looking better than she has in the past. Not diggin the NKOTB shirt tho.
   #2 Pretty sure her boobs are real, they have always been fairly large and gorgeous. Who cares if she got them lifted, big boobs that are real usually get saggy anyway.
   
   I want her and Megan Fox to duke it out on "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"! That would be interesting.

   By scynic , on June 23, 2010 06:44:38

8. Ironically enough, the 'has-beens' she has on her shirt have had a charting single more recently than her. *chuckle chuckle*
   
   Can this girl do anything that doesn't reveal her compromised thought process??
   
   If she has to make coffees for two people, one of those people is getting salt for sugar. Know what I mean?
   
   
   

   By joejoe, on June 23, 2010 06:51:15

9. Jessica Simpson has a very flat ass. Just cause its wide doesnt mean she has one. It doesnt stick out, its not high, just wide and flat. Megan doesnt have one either but since its not wide and her whole body is lean it looks better. If your gonna be a little thicker, you should have the shape to go with it and Jessica does not.

   By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 07:10:14

10. She's not fat dumb dumb, she's normal, pick on something that has some relevance, like her inability to carry on an intelligent conversation, or the fact that all her music has been scientifically proven to cause your ears to bleed.

    By Robin, on June 23, 2010 07:12:55

11. Here we go with delusional Todd acting like she's built like freakin Precious again
    
    get a grip

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 07:13:38

12. "standing in FRONT of a rack"? Now that's a neat trick!

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 07:23:35

13. I picture her texting Kermit while thinking "Kermie, text me back quick, I have my phone on vibrate...with a FULL charge!"

    By muppethumorftw, on June 23, 2010 07:26:49

14. Huskaroo! Huskaroo!

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 07:33:41

15. I am fat, fart a lot, don't take baths, & only occasionally brush my teeth. Why am I not attracting men & work?

    By jsimpsonsthoughts, on June 23, 2010 09:08:55

16. Thanks for posting pics of her. It reminds me not to let myself get fat.

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 09:38:54

17. She really is bloated, odds are she's eating a lot of crap food. I wouldn't call her fat, but damn her face is huge.

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 10:04:12

18. #15- sorry but thats way too much brain power for that to be her.
    

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 13:54:34

19. Something's not right. Face looks fat, legs look thin. But hey, so long as them fineass tit-tays is aight, dat's all that matters to meeee!

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 13:58:57

20. God damn she really let herself go! and she's not had kids yet. I see a 2nd britney in the make...

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 14:19:28

21. I would disappoint JEssica Simpson like no man ever has..and then she would realize her true self worth and move on to rediscovery and ultimately re-emergence in the relevant world through a mighty come back.
    It's what I do.

    By YeahIKilledKenny, on June 23, 2010 15:14:35

22. LOL, fat and bloated? Yeah, sure, she's gruesome, and will never appeal to the homosexual community. Sorry guys. John Mayer and I can look past her horrible deformities. Ahh, sexual napalm.

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 15:47:34

23. "She's about one chicken and barbecue combo plate away from checking Kermit's phone to see who he's been texting"
    
    Todd, you crack me up. You've got game on celeb zinging, man.
    

    By Dan, on June 23, 2010 16:22:11

24. She'll be making money while Todd is 80 and still blogging from his basement. While he's drooling over what he considers hot actresses in his basement prison Miss Piggy is heading over to give him his next conjugal visit. I hope his mom leaves them alone this time.

    By jaye , on June 26, 2010 10:48:12