Well I'd rather have a stupid poorly-done SHORT movie than one that drags on forever and ever. I saw "Manos the Hands of fate" and my brain almost melted.
WTF is wrong with her face? It seems a bit off. I really can't pin point it but did she get cheek implants or something? Oh, well, I kinda knew this movie would be shit from the previews and Megan Fox's acting sucks, horribly sucks.
#3 & 4: Yeah, it's her cheeks. They are MUCH too prominent and they make her eyes look really small and beady. She's an insecure little girl and won't stop either. She'll look like Heidi "the Creature" Montag by the end of the year. Trust.
I saw an advance screening (free; I'd never pay for something like this) of it last night, and it's A HUMILIATING EMBARRASSMENT FOR ALL INVOLVED. I feel sorry for Josh Brolin, who's a pretty decent actor; they didn't give him much to work with (the character has little to do but walk around menacingly). It ran only 73 minutes, and that's an embarrassment for the filmmakers & the studio; talk about greedy money grubbing & sloppy work. As for Megan fox, she looks hot, but she can't act her way out of a paper bag; she's absolutely horrible. She should just give it up; she's not going to be getting any good roles after this humiliation. And, even if she did, she wouldn't know what to do with them anyways...
I am no longer going to support her. For a long time, it seemed like people have been ragging on her for no reason, but she has fucked up her face so much already that I am no longer interested in looking at her. She definitely did something to her cheekbones. Her lips are starting to look like that of a duck. Fuck it. She has let her managers mess her up in hopes of fame and money, something that was unneeded because she was naturally pretty. I'm done with Megan.
#15 - she lost "tons" of weight? The fuck are you talking about. She's been the same damn size for a few years. I'll give you 5-10 pounds, if that.
She has become a plastic surgery freak and it will only get worse.
Josh Brolin is hot and talented, I think he's going to be fine. Anyone see No Country for Old Men? Yeah, he has nothing to worry about. I'm surprised Jonah Hex sucked so bad because the rest of the cast, except Fox, obviously, is very strong. The writing and direction must be complete shit. I didn't expect it to be an Oscar winning film, but I really hoped it would be a fun popcorn flick for the summer.
Manos the Hands of Fate -- I finally hear from another person who really appreciates the artistic genius of that movie! I saw it yrs ago on MST 3000, the only way to watch it. Oh it might also be palatable if you were tripping...
i saw it...an honestly, i didn't think it was all that bad. it not the best movie, in the world...but it was entertaining...not as bad as say, sutter island. now that was bad.
Losing weight might make your face look more sharply defined. Losing weight doesn't make your cheeks look like you're smuggling David Spade's nuts in them. That is all.
She's not ugly by any means, but she certainly isn't what she used to be. From all of the shit she's done to her face and the amount of weight she has lost for some reason... she's looking pretty busted.
While I can't stand her as an actress and a person, even I have to admit she looked pretty goddamn good before. Now you could drive a truck between them titties and her face looks like a truck stop drag queen Angelina Jolie impersonator.
I'm not sure if it's her cheeks...it looks more like she got botox on her lips. she probably had it done when that pic came out where she looks like a mummified asian woman (as Todd put it). She was just perfect before this last batch of fucking with her face. She will soon look like Melanie "duck lips" Griffith. sad. millions of girls would kill to look like her and she's still trying to "improve"
All you had to do to find out the movie sucked was watch the trailer. The parts where Megan Fox talks were truly cringe-worthy. Damn she's a bad actor.
I know she's your #1 lust, but gah...she's totally fucked herself up. Fake cheeks, fake lips, really fake boobs...and then she parades all of these out like she's still awesome. She's not.
I've yanked it to Megan Fox fantasies a couple dozen ties in the past, but I will say she is starting to look pretty nasty. Her cheekbones are popping out, her eyes are getting squint-ey, and her lips are looking like on a duck.
I don't know if she has lost much weight or not (she was always pretty skinny), but that certainly does not explain the changes on her face.
27- i'm guessing you're one of the people who wasn't smart enough to keep up with the movie and understand it so that might explain why you thought that jonah hex could be even somewhat entertaining
lol, i see the angry heiffers and bitter queers finally stampeded and pranced their way over here. yeah, megan fox is reeeal ugly, a reeeal skank. lol. so sad and yet funny too.
Losing weight does NOT do that to your face. Un-Needed plastic surgery DOES. This girl sucks as an actress, and was getting roles beased on her looks. Well thats about used up now too. Time to get those lips(both sets) ready for your next career honey. Anyone who casts this piece of shit in a movie should be tortured like the auidences are with her performances.
It's official; Jonah Hex is a disaster. It took in under $2.5 Million on thousands of screens; everyone is staying away in droves. I hope this finally teaches the stupid studio suits: MEGAN FOX IS BOX OFFICE POISON. She can kill a film faster than anyone in hollywood; she looks great but SHE CAN'T ACT TO SAVE HER LIFE. DO NOT HIRE HER ANYMORE...
No red-blooded hetero male gives a flying monkey fuck whether she can act or not or what numbers her latest movie got. Why can't you faggots and fat chicks get it into your heads? Megan Fox is the hottest chick on the planet right now and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Deal with it. Move on. Live your lives.
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Leave Your CommentWell I'd rather have a stupid poorly-done SHORT movie than one that drags on forever and ever. I saw "Manos the Hands of fate" and my brain almost melted.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 04:23:32
aint nuthing wrong with a direct to DVD olsen flick
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 04:43:08
WTF is wrong with her face? It seems a bit off. I really can't pin point it but did she get cheek implants or something? Oh, well, I kinda knew this movie would be shit from the previews and Megan Fox's acting sucks, horribly sucks.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 04:55:55
Dumb bitch got cheek implants. She should have stopped fucking with her face. She was perfect the last surgery ago.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 05:09:16
she did not her face is beautiful! Leave her alone.
By bap, on June 18, 2010 05:56:55
#3 & 4: Yeah, it's her cheeks. They are MUCH too prominent and they make her eyes look really small and beady. She's an insecure little girl and won't stop either. She'll look like Heidi "the Creature" Montag by the end of the year. Trust.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 05:57:05
Hey Todd, did you notice on the first movie still pick you posted, you can clearly see she has Brian's name tattooed on her pelvis???
By t.a.b., on June 18, 2010 06:10:28
she is a waste of genetic material.
By strawberry, on June 18, 2010 06:23:11
"The food in this restaurant is awful' 'Yeah, and such small portions' (woody allen)
By unintended comedy, on June 18, 2010 06:46:53
Is that armpit hair?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 07:01:39
Ya know, Todd, you're a real funny guy!
By joejoe, on June 18, 2010 07:15:00
Um, logic would dictate, Todd, that if the movie sucked then it is a good thing that Megan had only ten minutes in it.
She's still the hottest thing on the surface of the sun (too damn thin tho).
By live long and play ball, on June 18, 2010 07:15:06
Do you mean the Peach Pit After Dark?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 07:23:55
Megan Fox looks like a fembot. She looks like she would have robot sex with you then electrocute you.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 07:43:56
Her face looks different because she lost tons of weight.
Still beautiful.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 07:55:14
I saw an advance screening (free; I'd never pay for something like this) of it last night, and it's A HUMILIATING EMBARRASSMENT FOR ALL INVOLVED. I feel sorry for Josh Brolin, who's a pretty decent actor; they didn't give him much to work with (the character has little to do but walk around menacingly). It ran only 73 minutes, and that's an embarrassment for the filmmakers & the studio; talk about greedy money grubbing & sloppy work. As for Megan fox, she looks hot, but she can't act her way out of a paper bag; she's absolutely horrible. She should just give it up; she's not going to be getting any good roles after this humiliation. And, even if she did, she wouldn't know what to do with them anyways...
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 08:40:46
I am no longer going to support her. For a long time, it seemed like people have been ragging on her for no reason, but she has fucked up her face so much already that I am no longer interested in looking at her. She definitely did something to her cheekbones. Her lips are starting to look like that of a duck. Fuck it. She has let her managers mess her up in hopes of fame and money, something that was unneeded because she was naturally pretty. I'm done with Megan.
#15 - she lost "tons" of weight? The fuck are you talking about. She's been the same damn size for a few years. I'll give you 5-10 pounds, if that.
She has become a plastic surgery freak and it will only get worse.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 09:01:19
her face looks busted. she is heinous, and it is too bad, because she wasted some great surgery.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 09:19:30
Josh Brolin is hot and talented, I think he's going to be fine. Anyone see No Country for Old Men? Yeah, he has nothing to worry about. I'm surprised Jonah Hex sucked so bad because the rest of the cast, except Fox, obviously, is very strong. The writing and direction must be complete shit. I didn't expect it to be an Oscar winning film, but I really hoped it would be a fun popcorn flick for the summer.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 09:36:55
17 - she has lost tons of weight, numb nuts. Where you been, under a rock?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 10:54:22
she's looking ugly after all that plastic surgery
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 10:57:14
Umm...excuse me for asking but WTF HAS MEGAN DONE TO HER FACE?!!
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 11:16:35
Time for her to play in traffic like a good little retard and get run over.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 12:39:35
Before surgeries she and Heidi Montag had a nice smile and expressiveness in the eyes. Now it's like a plastic mask.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 14:35:52
Manos the Hands of Fate -- I finally hear from another person who really appreciates the artistic genius of that movie! I saw it yrs ago on MST 3000, the only way to watch it. Oh it might also be palatable if you were tripping...
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 15:53:28
Duck duck goose.
Duck duck goose.
Duck duck...
By chucky, on June 18, 2010 16:26:40
i saw it...an honestly, i didn't think it was all that bad. it not the best movie, in the world...but it was entertaining...not as bad as say, sutter island. now that was bad.
By greenvapor75, on June 18, 2010 16:46:03
Losing weight might make your face look more sharply defined. Losing weight doesn't make your cheeks look like you're smuggling David Spade's nuts in them. That is all.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 16:50:58
She's not ugly by any means, but she certainly isn't what she used to be.
From all of the shit she's done to her face and the amount of weight she has lost for some reason... she's looking pretty busted.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 17:38:45
While I can't stand her as an actress and a person, even I have to admit she looked pretty goddamn good before. Now you could drive a truck between them titties and her face looks like a truck stop drag queen Angelina Jolie impersonator.
By Sleazy P. Martini, on June 18, 2010 20:19:57
I'm not sure if it's her cheeks...it looks more like she got botox on her lips. she probably had it done when that pic came out where she looks like a mummified asian woman (as Todd put it). She was just perfect before this last batch of fucking with her face. She will soon look like Melanie "duck lips" Griffith. sad. millions of girls would kill to look like her and she's still trying to "improve"
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 22:06:36
All you had to do to find out the movie sucked was watch the trailer. The parts where Megan Fox talks were truly cringe-worthy. Damn she's a bad actor.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2010 22:25:59
I know she's your #1 lust, but gah...she's totally fucked herself up. Fake cheeks, fake lips, really fake boobs...and then she parades all of these out like she's still awesome. She's not.
I miss the Megan of old. SHE was hot.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2010 03:13:54
looks like the tit's have been done too.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2010 04:36:05
I've yanked it to Megan Fox fantasies a couple dozen ties in the past, but I will say she is starting to look pretty nasty. Her cheekbones are popping out, her eyes are getting squint-ey, and her lips are looking like on a duck.
I don't know if she has lost much weight or not (she was always pretty skinny), but that certainly does not explain the changes on her face.
I don't think she's attractive anymore.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2010 04:59:56
Toe thumbs
By The Dave, on June 19, 2010 06:51:33
27- i'm guessing you're one of the people who wasn't smart enough to keep up with the movie and understand it so that might explain why you thought that jonah hex could be even somewhat entertaining
By anonymous, on June 19, 2010 06:52:14
no surprise. fox ruins every movie she's in.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2010 06:52:34
lol, i see the angry heiffers and bitter queers finally stampeded and pranced their way over here. yeah, megan fox is reeeal ugly, a reeeal skank. lol. so sad and yet funny too.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2010 23:39:30
Why is josh posing with a manniquin?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2010 02:54:19
Losing weight does NOT do that to your face. Un-Needed plastic surgery DOES. This girl sucks as an actress, and was getting roles beased on her looks. Well thats about used up now too. Time to get those lips(both sets) ready for your next career honey. Anyone who casts this piece of shit in a movie should be tortured like the auidences are with her performances.
Porn baby, thats your future.
By nysro, on June 20, 2010 14:11:23
It's official; Jonah Hex is a disaster. It took in under $2.5 Million on thousands of screens; everyone is staying away in droves. I hope this finally teaches the stupid studio suits: MEGAN FOX IS BOX OFFICE POISON. She can kill a film faster than anyone in hollywood; she looks great but SHE CAN'T ACT TO SAVE HER LIFE. DO NOT HIRE HER ANYMORE...
By anonymous, on June 21, 2010 07:49:26
Fox's face hardly moves whens he talks. Imagine what she would look like if you gave her an orgasm.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2010 07:52:23
KABOOM! That was the box office bomb going off. It opened at #8 and only grossed $5,085,000.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2010 09:13:18
No red-blooded hetero male gives a flying monkey fuck whether she can act or not or what numbers her latest movie got. Why can't you faggots and fat chicks get it into your heads?
Megan Fox is the hottest chick on the planet right now and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Deal with it. Move on. Live your lives.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 03:56:34
dear lord what happened to her face?
botox + silicone
what a mess :(
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 12:32:54
I think she looks great and I love her acting. Leave her alone.
By Megan Fox is Sexy, on June 23, 2010 04:59:44
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