Wax Kim will be every bit as useful as real Kim, in fact why bother with making a sculpture when you could just get the real Kim to stand there all day? It's not as if she has anything better to do.
News Bulletin: (AP) Parrafin futures skyrocketed today in world markets as the industry braced for severe and crippling shortages. Analysts attributed the instability to supply problems created when most of the world's available wax was diverted to an American museum creating a replica of amateur porn actress Kim Kardashian's gargantuan dumper.
1. Her next pic will be of the replica wax brain cell that goes inside the replica wax head 2. Ten bucks says the guy making the statue tries to have sex with it Five bucks says the statue says yes Ten bucks the guy rates it as better than sex with the real Kim 3. Kim's comment: "it looks just like me. And it's just as artic- artic- it speaks gooder than me!" 4. Sign on display: "Please do not touch or piss on statue." 5. My God, what's next? A wax statue of Ron Howard's brother? (The real one, not the one on Happy Days)?
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIs that one of the Kardashians?
I don't see a black dick anywhere in the picture...
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 04:16:23
Uh, madam tussuad's is putting up a wax figure of her? Of her? Well, I guess if Odumbo can become el presidente of los estatos unidos...
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 04:34:15
Zing! That was an awesome comment, #1.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 04:54:52
Hello. Is it me you're looking for?
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 05:02:13
It will be displayed in its own room...surrounded by urinal mints.
By cousin ronnie, on June 30, 2010 05:08:31
If that talentless sack of shit deserves a wax sculpture then so does everybody else on the planet.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 05:29:28
brilliance at #1!
its probably cause a black dick will get smashed into the lips soon enough
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 05:34:46
Wax Kim will be every bit as useful as real Kim, in fact why bother with making a sculpture when you could just get the real Kim to stand there all day? It's not as if she has anything better to do.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 05:38:12
I think they should mold her mouth wide open since that's basically how she achieved all her celebrity.
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By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 05:56:10
You're jelous sic,she's gorgous sic you're a hater
By stupid girl, on June 30, 2010 06:30:14
I'd fuk her (variation of this theme)etc...
By stupid pervert yahoo, on June 30, 2010 06:33:41
#1 <golf claps>
By Staci, on June 30, 2010 06:42:51
Skunkhead did'nt do shit during the trial but sit there looking like the asskisser he was.
By a, on June 30, 2010 06:54:39
well..looks like they got the coloring about right...mudshark!!!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 07:18:36
Shouldn't the statue have droplets of pee on her face?
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 07:48:04
what fucking JOKE that any Kardashian would get a wax figure. WHAT has she done to deserve one?
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 08:41:22
This worthless bitch's fame is exactly what's wrong with this fuckin country. A wax statue?..really?! GTFOH
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 09:07:44
Do a sex tape, get peed on, have a wax head dedicated to you...Priceless.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 09:15:14
I hope they don't forget to add a black dildo next to it. Have to be true to life. Keep it real now, Madam T.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 09:21:45
Todd, if you want I'd be interested in purchasing this site from you for these smallpox infested blankets and a jar of firewater.
By The Tick, on June 30, 2010 10:04:38
Ha Ha!! #1 is SO right!! Where is the black footballers shaft??
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 10:56:55
I'd never hit a woman...but I'd love to punch that wax head real hard. I'd pay money to punch that.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 12:47:33
I was hoping that someone had decapitated her & that was her actual head covered in clay, but, sadly, it was not to be...
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 12:58:05
I'd like to see what an m-80 would do to it.
By denny, on June 30, 2010 13:17:59
News Bulletin: (AP) Parrafin futures skyrocketed today in world markets as the industry braced for severe and crippling shortages. Analysts attributed the instability to supply problems created when most of the world's available wax was diverted to an American museum creating a replica of amateur porn actress Kim Kardashian's gargantuan dumper.
By anonymous, on June 30, 2010 15:10:09
1. Her next pic will be of the replica wax brain cell that goes inside the replica wax head
2. Ten bucks says the guy making the statue tries to have sex with it
Five bucks says the statue says yes
Ten bucks the guy rates it as better than sex with the real Kim
3. Kim's comment: "it looks just like me. And it's just as artic- artic- it speaks gooder than me!"
4. Sign on display: "Please do not touch or piss on statue."
5. My God, what's next? A wax statue of Ron Howard's brother? (The real one, not the one on Happy Days)?
By Stress Judo, on July 1, 2010 01:19:35
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