GT's Kombuccha got taken off the shelves at the organic grocer where I work... due to too much alcohol content. I bet she drinks 6 bottles of that a day. Someone needs to take that shit away from her.
Won't be nude since they can't show her that way in print so what's the fucking point to saying she is. Nude is being naked, nude covered is NOT nude. The only nudity done in mags is in the porno rags. I could say I go around naked all day long at work but I have things covering me so I'm not naked.
Is this nude photoshoot going to be put into a health book for kids to know what herpes in a vag looks like?
Crazy biatch should have named her "line of shiat" 5150 because she clearly is 5150...
Is she living off the massive amount of income she made off her leg warmers?
Gary Coleman is dead and we still have Lindsay...further proof there is no God...
Can't someone give this attention whore enough Viocdin, Oxy, and Jack Daniels so the rest of us can go on with our lives? HAHAHA...
Maybe her photoshoot in addition to the vag thing will be, in a medical book, entitled, alcohol dries your skin and ages it, and if you are young and red headed and freckle you will get skin cancer...
Lindsay's handbags can hold 1 qt of sperm or 1 failed career Dave Thomas pitching Wendy's is cool - LiLo pitching her own shit is an admission of defeat Her movies aren't straight to DVD - they are straight to de VD Lindsay getting naked is news the same way North Korea badmouthing the US is news - NOT! Lindsay can revive her career one way: World's Biggest Gangbang!
Ah-ha! A fiendish Lohan scheme to have the SCRAM bracelet removed, so that the international team of jewel thieves and grifters she's assembled can switch it for a non-functional fake!
I'm pretty sure that the LA Cops would love to accomidate ms. lohan in removing the bracelet for her photo-shoot. It's not like they doing anything serious like fighting crime on the streets or anything. Is this too much to ask from them?
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i wonder when she is taking up porn
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 04:34:51
GT's Kombuccha got taken off the shelves at the organic grocer where I work... due to too much alcohol content. I bet she drinks 6 bottles of that a day. Someone needs to take that shit away from her.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 04:43:37
who wants to see her naked anymore?
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 04:46:55
OMG LINDSAY LOHAN IS GOING TO DO A NUDE PHOTOSHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
even the terrorists are laying down their bombs to cry tears of joy!!
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 05:06:57
Her knees are all white n flaky. Suck, suck. Bob, bob. Slurp, slurp.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 06:35:53
who HASN'T seen this wacked out crackhead naked already??all thats left for her is anal porn..
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 06:42:58
Won't be nude since they can't show her that way in print so what's the fucking point to saying she is. Nude is being naked, nude covered is NOT nude. The only nudity done in mags is in the porno rags.
I could say I go around naked all day long at work but I have things covering me so I'm not naked.
By LolleyGagger, on June 22, 2010 10:37:33
Is this nude photoshoot going to be put into a health book for kids to know what herpes in a vag looks like?
Crazy biatch should have named her "line of shiat" 5150 because she clearly is 5150...
Is she living off the massive amount of income she made off her leg warmers?
Gary Coleman is dead and we still have Lindsay...further proof there is no God...
Can't someone give this attention whore enough Viocdin, Oxy, and Jack Daniels so the rest of us can go on with our lives? HAHAHA...
Maybe her photoshoot in addition to the vag thing will be, in a medical book, entitled, alcohol dries your skin and ages it, and if you are young and red headed and freckle you will get skin cancer...
Maybe there is a God afterall...
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 12:42:51
It's called implied nude and I'll be checking it out because she's still the apple bottomed honey from Mean Girls in my eyes!
By wookie, on June 22, 2010 13:36:49
Lindsay's handbags can hold 1 qt of sperm or 1 failed career
Dave Thomas pitching Wendy's is cool - LiLo pitching her own shit is an admission of defeat
Her movies aren't straight to DVD - they are straight to de VD
Lindsay getting naked is news the same way North Korea badmouthing the US is news - NOT!
Lindsay can revive her career one way: World's Biggest Gangbang!
By Intolerant Bastard, on June 22, 2010 14:04:58
Ah-ha! A fiendish Lohan scheme to have the SCRAM bracelet removed, so that the international team of jewel thieves and grifters she's assembled can switch it for a non-functional fake!
What? George Clooney already made that movie?
By anonymous, on June 22, 2010 15:30:17
Wow. Nothing says klassy like posing nude except for a SCRAM bracelet...
By Lohantastic, on June 23, 2010 04:15:03
I'm pretty sure that the LA Cops would love to accomidate ms. lohan in removing the bracelet for her photo-shoot. It's not like they doing anything serious like fighting crime on the streets or anything. Is this too much to ask from them?
By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 05:46:56
...She's doing what comes naturally to her.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2010 15:24:34
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