27 Comments:

1. Meh.

   By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 17:40:59

2. It looks like her lips got attacked by bees.

   By Bleke, on June 28, 2010 17:54:16

3. Who cares, her hair looks like a wig.

   By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 18:25:27

4. Way to go Brian! Now you can deflower your virgin bride LOL

   By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 18:43:29

5. Having realized that her career is dead, she quickly hitched her wagon to the nearest gravy train.

   By Bob, on June 28, 2010 18:48:02

6. kissy lips in the picture.. wow thats such a unique pose, she reminds me of lilo without the crack

   By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 18:58:24

7. My penis just died a little.

   By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 19:35:59

8. After the divorce (2 month for now!!!)it PLayboy spread :)

   By Olivia Munn, on June 28, 2010 21:13:31

9. Aaaaw, good for her.

   By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 01:05:20

10. So... Brian Austin Green impregnated Vanessa Marcil and now married Megan Fox.
    Sure. Awesome.

    By Bene, on June 29, 2010 01:59:04

11. Having realized that her career is dead, she quickly hitched her wagon to the nearest gravy train.
    
    Brian Austin Green is a gravy train?
    
    Does he even have a career anymore, or is it all Smallville & straight-to-video?

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:14:36

12. Vanessa Marcil > Megan Fox.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:24:49

13. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:33:58

14. Congrats, Duckface.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:34:23

15. At the ceremony she celebrated by wolfing down part of a crumb from the wedding cake.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:36:47

16. Good, maybe this is the final nail in her coffin of demise.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 03:10:08

17. Megan Fox: Please go away.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 04:11:50

18. I'm just wondering what did brian do when he ask megan to marry him? What did he use?!!

    By bry, on June 29, 2010 05:34:41

19. That is what I love about this site.
    Others are heralding this as "news."
    YOU point out that it happened last week, like the rest of Megan Fox's career.
    
    Time to move on to the rest of the news.
    
    Megan can't even hold her "core" audience.
    This "marriage" will be over by the end of the year.

    By Wendel, on June 29, 2010 06:54:33

20. #5, gravy train? you know who brian austin greene is, right?

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 06:57:00

21. Meh, don't worry, Todd. I'm sure she'll be divorced within 1 to 2 weeks.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 07:15:42

22. #20, he's a guy who's been working pretty consistently as an actor since 1985:
    
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004977/
    

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 08:08:05

23. Not gonna last. MEgan Fox will be mine in no time.

    By MPT, on June 29, 2010 09:16:31

24. I thought she was wearing your class ring, Todd. Didn't she pledge her undying love to you?
    
    What a lying bitch.
    

    By Dan, on June 29, 2010 15:20:02

25. You didn't get an invite because you are one of the biggest idiot-morons on the internet.
    
    I don't think they would invite someone who blows his father on a daily basis. They have a modicum of class, got it?

    By Todd's Whore-Mama, on June 29, 2010 16:58:02

26. Well there goes her popularity. Nothing kills a woman's appeal like getting married; just ask Scarlet Johannson.

    By Tony, on June 29, 2010 18:22:42

27. WOW those are truly some dick-sucking lips she has.

    By LolleyGagger, on July 1, 2010 10:06:22