I was all set to flame on Nikki until I saw picture 5....and it occurred to me that when she has those big ass fish lips wrapped around Jay's hog, he's probably in a heaven I can only imagine. So good for you Mr. Mohr.
I was all set to flame on Nikki until I saw picture 5....and it occurred to me that when she has those big ass fish lips wrapped around Jay's hog, he's probably in a heaven I can only imagine. So good for you Mr. Mohr.
I remember her in "Unhappily Ever After". Everytime she showed up the studio audience went nuts (Like w/ Kelly in "Married with Children"). red hair, great rack (and everything else) always in tight, skimpy clothing. She brought tears to my eyes then and now - sadly for different reasons.
Goddammit, women. Just stop with this shit. My girlfriend is 42 and could drop 20 pounds and I'd still drink a room-temperature cup of her bathwater just to get a peek at her when she's changing before I'd go near one of these botoxed and collagen-stuffed hambeasts. And don't get me wrong, I'm not acting this way to try and pretend like I'm some uber-sensitive dude and get some pity pussy. I'll fully cop to liking jailbait with firm and bouncy titties, but I've been around long enough to know what the other 99.9% of the world looks like. Natural women are hotter than Frankenstein experiments any day, so knock that shit off and knock it off now.
Crap. I was just watching this montage on Youtube. I didn't know she was only 17-21 when "Unhappily" was on! Zoinks, she was the ULTIMATE jailbait back then.
What's even more sad is that she goes out in public dressed like that. Sweats, no bra, flip-flops, hair tied into a bun on the top of her head...wait you sure this isn't really Britney Spears?
34 Comments:
Leave Your CommentJay Mohr isn't exactly winning any beauty contests himself. This is about as good as he could hope for.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 18:22:56
She's always been ugly.
By ladyguitarstar, on June 28, 2010 18:54:31
Wow she looks normal, maybe without 3 hours of hair and make-up that's what she always looked like?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 19:25:21
It looks like she still has a killer body. She's just butterface now.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 19:37:57
Damn it, Nikki. Stop getting lip plumping injections & stop doing botox; you're fucking up your face bigtime...
By anonymous, on June 28, 2010 21:22:57
very good ....... I am very pleased with the model and your work. your very nice article.
By cerita, on June 28, 2010 23:38:35
Jay Mohr put on alot of weight.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 00:02:36
Wow...how long was it since she was hot and hadn't gotten addicted to plastic surgery, botox and lip injections? Ten Years?
I wonder if Jay Mohr goes online sees old pics of her and realizes that if she hadn't ruined herself; he'd have no shot at her.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 01:19:18
Damn - so much surgery only one of her nipples work!
By fubar, on June 29, 2010 02:03:11
How can that be the same girl ???!!!! Unfuckingbelievable !!!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:07:49
Oh sweet Jesus, I'm frightened of Nikki Cox...
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:10:46
I now believe that people can be beat with an ugly stick. No, but I'm serious.
By josh, on June 29, 2010 02:20:53
bli'd blhit blit.
blshe blooks blpretty blfuckin blhot blif blyou blask blme.
By blanonymous blbabe, on June 29, 2010 02:22:33
Wow. Just...wow.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:32:56
It was inevitable. Endless exposure to his unfunny routine literally curled her lips.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 02:35:26
I was all set to flame on Nikki until I saw picture 5....and it occurred to me that when she has those big ass fish lips wrapped around Jay's hog, he's probably in a heaven I can only imagine. So good for you Mr. Mohr.
She's still butt ugly though dude.
By FreakyFraser, on June 29, 2010 03:28:54
Jay Mohr is a tard. Yes Nikki looks like she was hit by a truck, then hit by a different much bigger truck, but she's still too good for that douche.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 04:10:26
I was all set to flame on Nikki until I saw picture 5....and it occurred to me that when she has those big ass fish lips wrapped around Jay's hog, he's probably in a heaven I can only imagine. So good for you Mr. Mohr.
She's still butt ugly though dude.
By FreakyFraser, on June 29, 2010 04:44:37
MEgan Fox beware... this is going to be her in 10 years. Completely unrecognizable with big slug lips.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 04:49:14
that must be a burn when Bobcat Goldthwaite (yeah, the guy from Police Academy) got the best years of your wife and this is what you end up with.
Just say no to the plastic.
By Dmoan, on June 29, 2010 06:03:31
Some women just do not age well.
She teased us for all that time and then burned out. Now she can't even get a guest shot as a corpse on CSI.
Katy Perry should take note. This could be HER future.
By Wendel, on June 29, 2010 06:51:04
I remember her in "Unhappily Ever After". Everytime she showed up the studio audience went nuts (Like w/ Kelly in "Married with Children"). red hair, great rack (and everything else) always in tight, skimpy clothing. She brought tears to my eyes then and now - sadly for different reasons.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 08:43:07
Goddammit, women. Just stop with this shit. My girlfriend is 42 and could drop 20 pounds and I'd still drink a room-temperature cup of her bathwater just to get a peek at her when she's changing before I'd go near one of these botoxed and collagen-stuffed hambeasts. And don't get me wrong, I'm not acting this way to try and pretend like I'm some uber-sensitive dude and get some pity pussy. I'll fully cop to liking jailbait with firm and bouncy titties, but I've been around long enough to know what the other 99.9% of the world looks like. Natural women are hotter than Frankenstein experiments any day, so knock that shit off and knock it off now.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 08:49:34
@23 amen brother!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 11:22:39
You owe me one flatscreen computer monitor - like Medusa, the image of Nikki Cox turned mine to stone!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 11:50:02
Ugly then, ugly now.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 12:30:22
Crap. I was just watching this montage on Youtube. I didn't know she was only 17-21 when "Unhappily" was on! Zoinks, she was the ULTIMATE jailbait back then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdzwfL8XwI
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 13:42:25
Good Lord. She looks like Tawny Kitaen.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 15:25:26
Moral:If you see sloppy seconds, don't walk away from them. FUCKING RUN!
By Aesop 2.0, on June 29, 2010 18:52:03
If they make a dick tracy reboot, she'll save the cost in the make-up department alone.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 18:58:28
What's even more sad is that she goes out in public dressed like that. Sweats, no bra, flip-flops, hair tied into a bun on the top of her head...wait you sure this isn't really Britney Spears?
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 19:01:05
CARROT TOP HAS A SISTER?!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2010 19:03:34
Why so sad?!!!
By the Joker, on June 29, 2010 23:19:37
aaaawwwwwwww another hot girl from the 90's looking like crap now so sad :(
By wow she got fugly, on June 30, 2010 14:24:41
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