The tits are still weird looking. She needs a job...something to do in life other than being a 'somebody'. I mean like any acting job would be fine, on a soap opera, a lame sitcom or something.
Wouldn't be surprised if she smells like the combination of biker bar on Sunday morning and fermented parking lot pussy. Couldn't fuck her with my worst enemy's dick and someone else's ass pushing it.
DAAA-YUUUUM! She was always going to age badly, even without the drugs and the plastic surgery. But the plastic surgery and the drugs just pushed things over the edge.
Lesson for everyone: Don't do drug. Stay away from knives. Now, write it again...
She certainly looks improved compared to prior views of her stomach. Doesnt change the fact she is half plastic now but at least you can look at her stomach and not see jabba the hutt.
She had a botched plastic surgery. Her stomach looks better than before.
She is spending too much time in the sun and it shows on her skin.
She must have stopped drinking to get that lean or she took a certain veterinary drug that has a similar effect to ephedrine (many different models and actresses have risked their livers taking it).
A lot of plastic surgeons over inflate breast implants. If they took some of the saline out to get rid of the hard edge, it would not look so bad.
She has not made the mistake of getting lip injections of hyaluronic acid. They drag a needle through the lips injecting the stuff. Very painful and most of the time unnecessary.
Imdb.com shows she's working again. It looks like she's trying to get her career back on track.
Most stories I've read only mention her looks so I haven't found a reason to dislike her.
there isnt enough alcohol or viagra in the world that would make me wanna stick my shaft in "THAT"..She looks like Bride of the Crypt Keeper..I'd put my pecker in a tank of piranha first before I let that leathered lounge lizard ride it..
What a shame. I was watching The Big Lebowski again the other day. Tara Reid used to be *SO* cute! The body is alright, but her face is -- let's just say, all the cuteness is gone :(
20 and 41, if you worked at a morgue both of you would probably pick out the hottest dead chicks waiting to be embalmed for a bang session. You'd probably bang granny in the morgue. Tara Reid is just about as appealing as dead-granny-body if you ask me.
If the two of you lived within 50 miles of each other, you'd probably meet up at the morgue on a Friday night for a dead granny gang bang. You sick bastards! LOL
I mean, I get it, a majority of the men who post to IDLYITW are either black men who will hit (literally) anything or 30something year olds living in their mother's basement who's hands are translucent from whacking off to, well, everything. Todd could put up a picture of cow shit in a thong (which is another word for Coco) and you'd get the "I'd hit that" from the desperate contingent. The rest of us just wince or sometimes squint and then see our therapists to try to undue what was seen.
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNew face looks great. That surgeon must have had all 10 digits.
By Razorburn, on June 1, 2010 10:03:50
i think the stomach looks much better
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 10:05:18
I'll always love her as Bunny Lebowski. "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
By Cubs Fan, on June 1, 2010 10:14:19
The tits are still weird looking. She needs a job...something to do in life other than being a 'somebody'. I mean like any acting job would be fine, on a soap opera, a lame sitcom or something.
By FreekDaddy, on June 1, 2010 10:15:08
Surgeon was Picasso with a knife.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 10:23:21
Are you sure that's her? Doesn't look anything lke her.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 10:29:27
You will never defeat me Skeletor!!
By He-Man, Master of the Universe, on June 1, 2010 10:50:55
Gah...fucking scary. Just kill it. Kill it with fire and if it doesn't die shoot it.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 10:59:18
Tara + 5 years = Shauna Sand.
By Cinghiale, on June 1, 2010 11:07:40
Nasty
By KMB, on June 1, 2010 11:17:54
You can't fix stupid.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 11:18:59
I agree with the above. Tara's looking way better than she was before all those horrible surgeries. Those breast implants need some work, though...
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 11:20:22
The word GROSS would be too generous of a term for this chick...in my opinion.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 11:36:39
"You can't fix stupid."
Yeah, but you can fuck stupid.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 12:17:41
Hey Todd, isn't that the hot Chick that works at the Wachovia in CV, you were telling us about?
By Todd's CV Idiot, on June 1, 2010 12:19:22
She should not be flouncing about in a two-piece!
By Shauna Sand, on June 1, 2010 12:26:01
I think she looks better than ever and frankly, if she were your next door neighbor, she'd be the hottest girl you know.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 12:36:33
Nasty as hell, but I bet she sucks a mean one.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 12:44:35
So...no Gary Coleman, no Dennis Hopper. Is that all this site is good for, hot chicks (and Tara Reid) in bikinis?
Oh...right.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 13:03:07
id fuck her
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 13:03:21
Wouldn't be surprised if she smells like the combination of biker bar on Sunday morning and fermented parking lot pussy. Couldn't fuck her with my worst enemy's dick and someone else's ass pushing it.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 13:17:44
DAAA-YUUUUM! She was always going to age badly, even without the drugs and the plastic surgery. But the plastic surgery and the drugs just pushed things over the edge.
Lesson for everyone: Don't do drug. Stay away from knives. Now, write it again...
By Sevenmack, on June 1, 2010 13:39:33
Has she done anyhting since... well ever?
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 13:41:30
Before she had a belly like grandma now she has like a 45 or 50 year old belly. I'd tap it from behind.
By Thandrale, on June 1, 2010 13:42:32
#12 Are you serious? Maybe we're looking at different pics.
She is freakin hideous.
By KMB, on June 1, 2010 13:58:01
She certainly looks improved compared to prior views of her stomach. Doesnt change the fact she is half plastic now but at least you can look at her stomach and not see jabba the hutt.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 14:05:18
remember a time when tara looked like a babe (AMERICAN PIE). well its been 10 yrs and 100 surgeries and she looks like shes 50 yrs old now instead
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 14:34:28
Is she playing the murder victim on Law and Order?
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 15:54:50
She has the hands of a 90 year old.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 16:02:41
there is no way that is tara reid. look at her face! what happened???
By giraffe tmaer, on June 1, 2010 17:01:46
She had a botched plastic surgery. Her stomach looks better than before.
She is spending too much time in the sun and it shows on her skin.
She must have stopped drinking to get that lean or she took a certain veterinary drug that has a similar effect to ephedrine (many different models and actresses have risked their livers taking it).
A lot of plastic surgeons over inflate breast implants. If they took some of the saline out to get rid of the hard edge, it would not look so bad.
She has not made the mistake of getting lip injections of hyaluronic acid. They drag a needle through the lips injecting the stuff. Very painful and most of the time unnecessary.
Imdb.com shows she's working again. It looks like she's trying to get her career back on track.
Most stories I've read only mention her looks so I haven't found a reason to dislike her.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 17:08:27
With a few helpings of vegetables, I could shit out something that looks better than that.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 17:09:59
there isnt enough alcohol or viagra in the world that would make me wanna stick my shaft in "THAT"..She looks like Bride of the Crypt Keeper..I'd put my pecker in a tank of piranha first before I let that leathered lounge lizard ride it..
By OMG someone shot it!!!!, on June 1, 2010 20:04:40
zombie
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 20:42:43
wtf did they do to her face??
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 21:22:41
she looks anorexic
By anonymous, on June 1, 2010 21:43:15
I really like her face now.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 01:59:02
Face is fine, body is thin. Just put her on all fours and commence beast mode.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 02:00:12
"She has the hands of a 90 year old."
But I'll bet she knows how to use them.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 03:52:03
What a shame. I was watching The Big Lebowski again the other day. Tara Reid used to be *SO* cute! The body is alright, but her face is -- let's just say, all the cuteness is gone :(
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 04:06:58
me too #20, me too!
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 04:08:11
Not only is here career circling the bowl, she looks like a steaming turd in the bowl.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 04:31:31
Those tits look like someone installed them with a tonka toy tool set and a few water balloons purchased at Payless.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 04:33:59
20 and 41, if you worked at a morgue both of you would probably pick out the hottest dead chicks waiting to be embalmed for a bang session. You'd probably bang granny in the morgue. Tara Reid is just about as appealing as dead-granny-body if you ask me.
If the two of you lived within 50 miles of each other, you'd probably meet up at the morgue on a Friday night for a dead granny gang bang. You sick bastards! LOL
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 05:20:17
The guy flashing the gang sign is classic.
By Andy Kaid, on June 2, 2010 06:12:56
She looks sick.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 06:49:49
That guy flashing the gang sign goes by the stagename 'Baby Bash'......... seriously.
By joejoe, on June 2, 2010 07:02:28
somebody get her a burger
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 07:22:38
poor girl, she just doesn't get it. She is not meant for a bikini, period.
By I-Design-Blogs, on June 2, 2010 07:57:37
Such a try-hard and finally reached her 'goal' of being size 0, only to realise that she looks like an alien's slimy turd. Tara = FAIL
By anonymous, on June 2, 2010 21:11:48
#44 Sing it brotha!
I mean, I get it, a majority of the men who post to IDLYITW are either black men who will hit (literally) anything or 30something year olds living in their mother's basement who's hands are translucent from whacking off to, well, everything. Todd could put up a picture of cow shit in a thong (which is another word for Coco) and you'd get the "I'd hit that" from the desperate contingent. The rest of us just wince or sometimes squint and then see our therapists to try to undue what was seen.
By chucky, on June 3, 2010 02:04:57
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