Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan

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  1. Suck it Lohan - you're going down ( and not the way you're used to).

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 13:23:11

  2. why does this fucken bitch continually get bail???she clearly doesn t give a shit about court orders or the law..you wanna really hurt her ass then set bail at 2 million not a measly 200k since she only has to pay 10% of that which is roughly 20k or a weekend bar tab to her..

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 13:30:27

  3. FIVE violations?!!! She's not even pretending to try.

    By Cubs Fan, on June 8, 2010 13:34:36

  4. Bwahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaa...

    stupid spoiled whore

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 13:37:01

  5. Cue "Price is Right" fail horn....

    By Mamalackaboobooday, on June 8, 2010 13:38:15

  6. What a dumbshit. I wonder how many times it's going to take before this stupid spoiled whore admits she has a problem. She fucks up, then fucks up, then fucks up, then fucks up again & again. Enough already. I say the next time she fucks up (which, given what a raging alcoholic & delusional liar she is, will be next week) that bail is totally revoked & they toss her arrogant ass in jail, where they can't photograph her & feed into her attention addiction...

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 13:48:13

  7. If she needs to be around alcohol this badly why don't she move into a real bar instead of an apartment & save herself the trip? She has everything she wants in one spot. Just have a bed as furniture & that's it. Simple.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 14:33:13

  8. Judge Is still going to tastes lindsey's ass. Why on earth wuold she stop now? Justice?! That term is a joke now. Get ready to pucker up, your honor.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 14:41:38

  9. Looks like Herbie wasn't the only one fully loaded.

    By This Post Sponsored by Smirnoff, on June 8, 2010 14:57:06

  10. who cares. i'm so sick of this ginger bitch.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 15:13:13

  11. Nothing will happen to her. The Judge won't do shit b/c she's a celebrity. Look @ that asshole Charlie S. doing jail time in Aspen. Oh, boo-hoo!

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 15:36:22

  12. Could someone clue me into how the Scram bracelet thing works? How does it actually monitor alcohol?
    I guess Lindsay Lohan will only learn once she's thrown in jail.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 15:42:28

  13. That judge won't do shit. The law does not apply to celebrities the way it would apply to you or I. Any of the people who has commented so far would be slapped with huge fines, community service, suspended driving privileges, alcohol education classes, and/or jail time.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 15:43:31

  14. What's really amazing to me is that this little cunt has never been arrested; she's had 2 warrants issued for her arrest, but she's never been arrested and/or processed; she's been bailed out before she's ever been taken in. This "johnny on the spot" bailbondsman is enabling her, just like white oprah. Until the stupid little whore is totally embarrassed & humilated by being handcuffed & processed, she's not going to change any; it's just a fun joke to her...

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 16:23:41

  15. Come on guys, it's an obvious set-up by her father. He soaked her French passport in alcohol then planted it next to her SCRAM bracelet during the party while she was looking the other way.

    By Sabrinaset, on June 8, 2010 16:24:13

  16. Her entire goal in life is to have the entire world watching her... if she wanted to be a real alcoholic go sit at home and drink yourself to death. Stupid bitch... she has had too many chances with no signs of even wanting to change. I feel more remorse for the 50 year old crack whore down the street.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 16:30:45

  17. There had to have been alcohol involved in the process of Lindsay being conceived so I'm sure it's in her DNA.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 16:57:52

  18. You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! It's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her fucking heart out!

    By Kyle , on June 8, 2010 17:05:33

  19. Dude, I fucking loved Predator.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 17:24:58

  20. Terminator, dumb ass.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 18:15:29

  21. She posted the new bail, she's not being arrested. What a wonderful justice system.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 18:21:31

  22. Who the hell is dumb enough to post bail for her this time, considering her last bail has been forfeited? The LA coke dealers, realizing the hit their business will take if she gets looked up, pass the hat around and raise the money?

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2010 21:30:02

  23. She is going to claim this special natural health drink she's been drinking has trace amounts of alcohol in it
    (Of course she was unaware of this)
    And the SCRAM may only have a "detect" alarm - not the amount
    That's how she will getout is this one

    By Stress Judo, on June 9, 2010 00:35:10

  24. wtf gimme a break.
    she had some orange juice that idk was dipped in some vodka without her knowing it.
    it happens u know.
    its called having a social life.
    its all part of being an artist, actor, director, producer, fashion icon etc.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 02:54:12

  25. The funny part of all of this is that her money is dwindling away and soon she'll be broke as a joke.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 03:54:10

  26. Nothing will ever happen to her. Look at her dad, he's scammed people his whole life, done drugs, acted like a douche and yet somehow he is managing to open a club in the Hamptons and getting some chick to marry him in a castle. These Lohans are like the Sopranos, no matter what they do wrong they never pay the consequences.

    By They're evil, on June 9, 2010 04:44:08

  27. Dear Anonymous 2:54:12,

    So tell me, just which one of "artist, actor, director, producer" is Lindsay?

    Just shut the fuck up. People like you are why people like Lindsay die before 30. She could stumble out of a club, fall face-first into a bush, drop a gram of coke and a loaded revolver out of her purse, and as the cops loaded her into the car you'd be sitting there whining "Nooooo! Don't take her away! She's an aaaaaartist!"

    Seriously. Just shut the fuck up.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 05:57:28

  28. i'd still fuck her in the ass,
    but i'd be afraid that's where she keeps her brains...

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 06:40:44

  29. @24 Haha! Good one!

    By duder, on June 9, 2010 07:09:39

  30. What exactly do you have to do to get arrested without bail? Why doesn't the judge issue a warrant and rescind bail, forget the doubling, tripling, etc. Obviously somebody will always pop out of the shadows to cover it, and it's only 10% anyway. Even 10% of a million dollars is almost nothing to the Connected.

    I won't go into the tedious details, but a crackhead who mowed down a relative of mine showed up at the police station 3 hours later (once he was no longer high) and was NOT arrested. He had dragged a human being underneath his car at high speed in rush hour traffic and almost killed him, then left the scene. He was "released on his own recognizance" (wasn't too cognizant earlier that day) and ultimately paid a $250 fine for "wreckless driving", no assault charges, no leaving the scene of an accident/crime, nothing. Reason? We don't know, but we do know his father is a wealthy, well-connected convicted criminal who avoided a 20 year prison term by ratting on his "business" partner. Who got paid off? Who else but the judge?

    If this judge doesn't make a move and stick that piece of shit behind bars, people should be demanding she step down--she's clearly on the take otherwise. I wish I lived in LA (well, no, I don't), because I'd be first in line at the courthouse with my camcorder and my questions.

    By Connect THIS, on June 9, 2010 08:10:53

  31. This pitiful little cock-sleeve can't go a half-hour without swilling booze, popping pills, snorting powder or gagging on penis. The funny part will be after she's found dead in some squalid motel room with roaches crawling all over her corpse when her so-called "parents" take to the airwaves weeping their TV tears and screaming about how "no one wanted to help her" as they sign a book & TV deal for one last cash-out.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 11:20:53

  32. Awesome Todd!

    By gsx, on June 9, 2010 17:39:39

  33. What she really needs is a combination scram/taser. When it goes off she'll really know it.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2010 18:49:28

  34. Wow you can actually buy these devices.

    http://www.alcoholmonitoring.com/

    SillY!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2010 15:57:30

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