Carrie Underwood Is Getting Married Tomorrow

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  1. Holy shit! She is? First?

    By Randy, on July 9, 2010 03:26:30

  2. Yaaaaaaaaaawn...

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 03:55:37

  3. i'd aim for her four leaf clover tattoo also, but i'm not pulling out. still think i could hit it from that direction

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 03:59:30

  4. Agreeing with 2. Yawn.

    She's alright looking. Nothing really special honestly. Her face is ok, her body is ok. Also, she sings country, which has to be the worst genre of music ever created. But at least she's not an annoying bitch who creates retarded drama every day to stay relevant.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 04:24:13

  5. Reynolds Plantation on Lake Oconee in Georgia. She rented the entire Ritz-Carlton resort for the weekend.

    By chainshaw, on July 9, 2010 04:25:03

  6. She's uber boring.

    By Kenny, on July 9, 2010 04:36:54

  7. #6 boring is good. The world already has enough classless HOs entertaining us with their disgustingly immoral lives, we need one clean living person to set an example.

    By Tammy, on July 9, 2010 05:14:59

  8. Nice birthing hips, however bee sting boobs, flat ass and man-chin take away the win.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:03:33

  9. Yeah, its the Ritz, but we aren't supposed to tell anyone.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:55:39

  10. Carrie can get all the dark meat. I'd squirt on that semi-tramp stamp all day.

    By Sevenmack, on July 9, 2010 07:33:28

  11. I have never read such ignorant writing and comments.
    Carrie is beautiful,talented and true to her God,and family. Thats why you put her down!

    By bap, on July 9, 2010 07:37:01

  12. Carrie Underwood is epic. And she's got KILLER legs. Gonna miss her when she's off the market.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 07:53:18

  13. You're right bap, that's why we put her down...

    You, on the other hand, we put down because you were born with fetal alcohol sydrome and it's really funny

    By justarattlesnake, on July 9, 2010 07:57:52

  14. that tat is f'in retarded. typical dumb southerner

    By dude, on July 9, 2010 10:28:21

  15. #14, you're a cock-sucking Yankee.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 11:53:28

  16. Don't quiteunderstand what it is people see in Carrie Underbite but, hey, more power to her... I guess.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 12:03:35

  17. So her name is going to be Carrie Fisher?
    And she won a show that's basically Star (search) Wars?
    And her audience likes to Chew 'bacca?
    And has more than its share of brother-sister love?
    Oh stop me b/f I pun again!
    Jesus Christ, has no one else SEEN these???



    By STRESS JUDO, on July 9, 2010 15:54:27

  18. She's so average looking. She looks like the least pretty tri-delt at her 10 year UGA reunion. I see prettier girls working at McDonalds.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 16:15:05

  19. She's been sued by the FCC
    Under the Truth In Advertising act, she to change her name to Carrie Morningwood

    If she was a betting line, the over/under wood be 69 (wow! Has anyone ever gone farther for a pun!)

    A country singer and a hockey player? Their kid is going to have sex doggy style (so they both can watch the game) with his sister!

    A country singer and a hockey player? The kid's guaranteed to have 3 teeth!

    A country singer and a hockey player? "It was raining the night my mah got out of prison. Eh."



    By Intolerant Bastard, on July 9, 2010 17:18:36

  20. this is the worst kept secret ever. the wedding is in GA.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 18:14:36

  21. Todd you're gay if you don't know who Mike Fisher is.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 02:37:08

  22. I fucked her.

    By Plissken, on July 10, 2010 05:30:20

  23. "true to her God,and family"
    Thanks for the giggle, #11.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 08:37:27

  24. She looks fucking inbred to me. He could get a lot hotter than her and what a fucking money grubbing skank to try to make money off her wedding pictures. I thought both of them were supposed to be religious zealots?

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 09:30:00

  25. Flat butt and flat nose. She'll look like Pam Anderson in 10 years. Can't sing either.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2010 18:26:50

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