So straight men can't be body-conscious or have gay friends? Lord. Nowadays, it seems the only way a man will be viewed as hetero is if he's sloppy and fat and hanging with his redneck douchebag crew.
Yeah, if I told Americans about my male friends in Bulgaria, they'd think they were gay if I didn't mention that they were European. They openly love Army of Lovers and Kylie Minogue, and even their jeans can't be plain; there's gotta be something printed or sparkly on them.
Ahh the sound of sloppy, ugly, out of shape men. Christian is an athletic,wealthy man and sexy man; you know, something that you cannot relate to. And I have to say, his wife is hot too.
Your post is dripping with envy for this man's looks, wealth, and women's willingness to fuck him. And you know what? Even if he *is* gay or bi, he'd never run out of people that would step over their own mothers to blow him. So yeah.
Gay? Are you kidding? That manwhore has been in so women that he can probably fill the Molson factory beer vat with their pussy juice. Like the other poster said: he's European and plays soccer.
lol this post is really amusing. Anyone who knows anything about international soccer (or is literate and can do a basic google search) knows that C-Ron's into (multiple, multiple) ladies. Shoddy research, pal.
clearly ronaldo is the biggest man whore in the world but its can't be disputed that he is attracted to women --- just look at the long list of women he has been with
also it wasn't by surrogate that he had his mystery kid he knocked up someone on a one night stand and paid her to keep quiet
Aw, he's gay? More likely you're just a hairy, bitter, lazy, failure-fatass who wonders why he can't get the hot women he thinks he deserves. The gym can clear that all up for you, btw.
i love him. gay or not. i will wax his chest and brows for him. he can do mine (not my chest cause I am a girl)..we can have mani-pedi days...who give a shit..hes too beautiful...and if hes hung like a horse...ALL THE BETTER!!!
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Leave Your CommentO MY GOD HILARIOUS. hate erased. I love you again. Ps. they don't comb their chest hair, they wax it. I waxed one of them myself
pps. never have I been so honored to have my sexploits posted on a website. bravo
ppps i still want ronaldo to cum on my face
By giraffe tamer is pleased, on July 23, 2010 09:09:29
Sternum.........
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 09:19:34
@1--Too bad Ronaldo wouldn't want to cum on your face.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 09:24:06
@1 he will however shit on your face while you cry for his cum.
By lion tamer is grumpy, on July 23, 2010 09:32:29
Enough with the Boston cracks, sheesh!!!
Yes, check out the IP, moderator - Boston
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 09:51:39
Gay? No shit sherlock!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 10:30:20
So straight men can't be body-conscious or have gay friends? Lord. Nowadays, it seems the only way a man will be viewed as hetero is if he's sloppy and fat and hanging with his redneck douchebag crew.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 10:39:03
Christiano is not gay. You are just jealous of him. He is just European. That is how they are. They like to take care of themselves.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 11:27:20
Yeah, if I told Americans about my male friends in Bulgaria, they'd think they were gay if I didn't mention that they were European. They openly love Army of Lovers and Kylie Minogue, and even their jeans can't be plain; there's gotta be something printed or sparkly on them.
By H., on July 23, 2010 11:31:26
Plucks his brows and wears nail polish on his toes. 100% straight. Don't forget he carries a purse and shaves his chest. STRAIGHT.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 12:20:12
Todd this is just wishful thinking on your part.
You want to be the next one to have Cristiano's babies.
But he is only attracted to good looking people.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 12:36:25
Ahh the sound of sloppy, ugly, out of shape men. Christian is an athletic,wealthy man and sexy man; you know, something that you cannot relate to. And I have to say, his wife is hot too.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 12:41:41
What have we learned about marrying Russian models? Has Mel Gibson's suffering taught us nothing?
By Cubs Fan, on July 23, 2010 13:22:58
yeah, because american guys like brad pitt are just the epitome of masculinity. ha ha ha. joke's on you.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 13:27:59
You'd be gay too if you banged Paris Hilton!!!!
By Joel, on July 23, 2010 13:34:02
everything in this article is the least gay thing i've read today.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 15:29:02
Jealous much?
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 15:35:30
Your post is dripping with envy for this man's looks, wealth, and women's willingness to fuck him. And you know what? Even if he *is* gay or bi, he'd never run out of people that would step over their own mothers to blow him. So yeah.
Dude is fucking HOT.
By spanky, on July 23, 2010 15:57:46
Gay? Are you kidding? That manwhore has been in so women that he can probably fill the Molson factory beer vat with their pussy juice. Like the other poster said: he's European and plays soccer.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2010 18:06:49
lol this post is really amusing. Anyone who knows anything about international soccer (or is literate and can do a basic google search) knows that C-Ron's into (multiple, multiple) ladies. Shoddy research, pal.
By KO, on July 24, 2010 00:23:17
by far the dumbest post
clearly ronaldo is the biggest man whore in the world but its can't be disputed that he is attracted to women --- just look at the long list of women he has been with
also it wasn't by surrogate that he had his mystery kid he knocked up someone on a one night stand and paid her to keep quiet
you guys are dumbasses
By virg, on July 24, 2010 07:30:53
Aw, he's gay?
More likely you're just a hairy, bitter, lazy, failure-fatass who wonders why he can't get the hot women he thinks he deserves.
The gym can clear that all up for you, btw.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2010 09:23:55
i love him. gay or not. i will wax his chest and brows for him. he can do mine (not my chest cause I am a girl)..we can have mani-pedi days...who give a shit..hes too beautiful...and if hes hung like a horse...ALL THE BETTER!!!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2010 09:50:01
whip cream strawberries ice cream and christiano, desert is served
By anonymous, on August 7, 2010 19:30:02
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