Dina Lohan Explains It All

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  1. Disappointed in the system? What!?

    Your cock/coke-addled daughter DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE FUCKING SYSTEM.

    Thy system for once WORKED.

    Fuck you and your bleached, entitled ass.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 04:58:16

  2. When did 90 days for 7 misdemeanors become a harse punishment? They gave her a huge break by not charging her with felonies, she got off way to easy.

    By anon, on July 9, 2010 05:05:46

  3. Get some more plastic surgery funded by your kid, bitch!

    By fubar, on July 9, 2010 05:07:15

  4. See? The people out in Hollywood don't live in the real world. I wish I could nuke California with the Alpha-Omega bomb. Sure, it'd kill us all, but maybe a fresh start is what we need.

    "The only good Lohan is a DEAD Lohan!!!"

    By General Ursus, on July 9, 2010 05:10:14

  5. they're all delusional, just shoot them off into space already.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 05:13:16

  6. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
    Die you cunt!

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 05:41:45

  7. Dina's hot.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 05:47:30

  8. The 'curse' of celebrity? If a regular 'Joe' pulled half the crap this Lohan kid has, he'd be so deep in jail you'd have to feed him his peanuts with a howitzer... bah...

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 05:50:51

  9. hahah that was funny - your little inputs...

    By Deja, on July 9, 2010 05:54:34

  10. She's right. The justice system failed her daughter and is just picking on her because she's an easy target, a celebrity. I thought the sentence was way too harsh for a first-timer.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 05:56:53

  11. This awful woman is one of the primary reasons Lindsay has never got her act together. Just utterly hopeless at being a mother and one of the most opportunist, entitled, self serving harridans on the planet.
    Wish someone could make up some reason to throw dreadful Dina in the slammer for a year or two.

    By wookie, on July 9, 2010 05:57:20

  12. Dina Lohan is a despicable cunt who's too retarded to realize that going to jail & rehab will be the best thing that's ever happened to any Lohan...ever. She'll be rolling in loot and will have more than enough cocaine and plastic surgery to keep her happy for life.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:05:24

  13. now that would be a celebrity reality show I would watch!

    Welcome to "celebrity zombie island survivor"!!

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:16:55

  14. This woman does not realize how much SHIT her daughter GOT AWAY WITH because of her celebrity!

    I sincerely hope Dina dies of a painful disease, that takes a long time to kill her so she lives in constant pain.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:21:01

  15. Wow. The apple does not fall far from the tree. I'm beginning to think that Lindsay isn't coked out, she's just crazy, spoiled and living in a fantasy world, just like her crazy, spoiled Mom. Mom's a nutcase, and obviously Dad's an enabler who's twisted as well. Living under all of that, I'm beginning to see why Lilo's the way she is. Either you live like that, or you bolt from Mom and Dad like Gary Coleman, Jackie Cooper, Michael Jackson and all those other jacked up child stars who say, "later nutbags, you're not getting my cash, and I'm 5000." Does that get her off? Do we give her a pass? Hell, no. But crap, in the end, I feel kinda bad for Lilo. What a messed up family to come from.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:25:38

  16. I'm growing tired of the Loonhans.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 06:46:42

  17. Round her, her 24 going on 52 daughter and that creepy mesh t-shirt father up and feed them to whatever animal will slaughter and devour them the slowest.

    By chucky, on July 9, 2010 06:58:50

  18. Todd autoplay sucks.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 07:42:55

  19. Trazadone is just a sleep aid that particularly helps light sleepers who wake up a lot during the middle of the night. It's also non-addictive. Nexium is for indigestion. However, the opiate based painkillers for the dental pain is way overdoing it, especially for someone who has had previous problems with addiction. Her Dr. is irresponsible.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 08:07:10

  20. Dina is Lindsay's worst enemy. Lindsay will never see the light and grow up when her idiot mother keeps telling her she did nothing wrong.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 08:35:07

  21. Hilarious on MANY LEVELS! Gee it's SOOOOOOOOO UNFAIR that she has to go to jail for all the fuck up she has done boo hoo.

    By T, on July 9, 2010 08:36:14

  22. Nuts, this lady is!

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 09:41:13

  23. Vast right-wing conspiracy.

    By Hilary's underwire bra., on July 9, 2010 12:00:22

  24. 22 - agree, I do!

    By Loda, on July 9, 2010 12:27:45

  25. has daddy lohan missed being interviewed on any tv show ever made on every channel since lindsay went to court?
    lol.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 12:38:42

  26. this family's 5 minutes of fame are over

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 13:20:57

  27. WHo wants to bet she runs?? ANyone?

    By SamIam, on July 9, 2010 15:02:02

  28. you know, I can appreciate her defending her daughter; it's just that she is so blinded by her greed - she doesn't accept the fact she should have put her foot up her ass but feared displeasing the meal ticket. Thank goodness Ali is talentless and plain; she has a chance of escaping and acheiving something useful to her fellow man.
    Lilo seems to an intelligent but highly discombobulated individual. Plant her in the midwest without the guile and greed, she would blossom into a useful member of society.
    Oh well, let's move along folks nothing to see here anymore. Go about your lives and take care of one another.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 15:25:03

  29. Ms. Lohan:
    I too am a victim of American injustice.
    It is awful how you have been treated.
    It is cruel and inhuman how artists must suffer.
    Please come to my Swiss chalet prior to your reporting to the jail.
    My friends and I will help you fight this terrible wrong.
    Oh, by the way...
    Can you put your hair in pigtails and wear this schoolgirl outfit and take these little pills?
    The hot tub is right over here...

    By Roman Polanski sllowly losing touch with reality, on July 9, 2010 15:45:44

  30. #4

    "The only good Lohan is a DEAD Lohan!!!"

    That's lame. It's not even a saying that people use. You've just made that up to try and sound cool.

    Fuckin' mong.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 20:21:22

  31. I expect BLOWhan will take a midnight flight to France. She's too paranoid, scared, stupid & delusional to take responsibility for what she's done & serve the time. Say hello to your buddy Roman Polanski for us all. You can stop worrying; you're much too old for him...

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 21:16:31


  32. Lindsay has Borderline personality disorder (BPD).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

    This girl, like many, is self-medicating for her psychological distress.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 01:48:38

  33. Country's fried and you concern yourself with this. You should be buying more of my music.

    By Sir Paul McShitney, on July 10, 2010 03:17:38

  34. Can we start the de-state-ification of California?
    Force them to secede and become their own country?
    I am sure the Founding Fathers never foresaw a state that would:
    -- open its borders to aliens;
    -- suck the other states' tax money;
    -- set up a fake judicial system; and
    -- set up a govt ruled by the minority and the demagogues instead of the collective will of the people

    And they sure as fuck never saw a system where celebs get special treatment

    Force California Out!


    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 04:01:01

  35. Oh, Dina Lohan, I know what'll make you feel better about how upsetting it all is. Why don't you go out and get some more fucking botox, because that's looking just great.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 04:15:06

  36. she needs to stop with the Botox - she can barely mover her lips her face is so frozen. Looks very strange

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 04:19:32

  37. #34 you are so right those people are so weird.
    Not all of them but most. Lindsey is crying for help but no one hears. Her parents are worthless.I don't know if she has backup I suspect not. She is an adult now but she had no parental upbringing. Pray for her!

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 06:22:31

  38. #34 - you have my vote.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 14:13:36

  39. it's all George Bushs' fault!

    By osamaurmama, on July 10, 2010 16:06:55

  40. Umm....is any one else disturbed by the fact that she almost looks EXACTLY like lindsay....like they could be twins?....weird

    Oh and I hope lindsay gets owned in jail if you catch my drift

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 17:55:28

  41. All of these bitches are acting like she's going to pelican bay or folsom prison. These hollywood 'tricks" really stick with their own kind. No matter whay wrong they doing. No better than gangbangers.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2010 02:06:01

  42. The only thing that went a step farther because of her celebrity, is the fact that she got chance after change even though she kept screwing up. With this thing as her mother, I almost feel sorry for Lindsay...almost.

    By sunny day, on July 11, 2010 14:54:37

  43. #10 - Hopefully your post was meant to be sarcastic. If not, are you aware that Lindsay was arrested on three separate occasions, back to back, for offenses related to drinking/cocaine and driving, a hit and run accident, and commandeering someone's vehicle then trying to say they were the guilty party that was driving erratically? Oh, and that she was prohibited by law from driving at the time of the second two arrests? First timer my ass. They were WAY lenient on her.

    By sunny day, on July 11, 2010 15:06:57

  44. Can you put your hair in pigtails and wear this schoolgirl outfit and take these little pills?

    Lindsay needs pills to do anal?

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2010 15:09:39

  45. Nexium is not that bad... Just an anti-acid...
    But I am sure Lindsay would try to snort it or inject it or something. Oh wait! It still wouldn't make her high. What a waste.

    By anonymous, on July 12, 2010 00:19:01

  46. You compared LA prisons and Turkish prisons, I dont know about LA prisons, I am Turkish, and all I can say is that Turkish prisons must be one of the most comfortable prisons in the world. They treat the cons like guests, and the cons in the Turkish prisons have so many illegal privilages, like cell phones, TV's and etc. When addicts like Lindsay go to jail in Turkey, they have nothing to worry about than waiting for the time to pass. Only negative side that an addict would suffer in a Turkish prison is just "getting bored". I heard so many bad things about American prisons, especially the kind of things I saw on TV & movies and it looks like, going to jail in America must be 1 of the most horrible things that would ever happen to someone.. So dont ever compare Turkish prisons and USA prisons. The ones here, are like hotels; believe me.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:38:12

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