"This is so not fair to do this to my child," a flabbergasted Dina Lohan told...
Dina, when Lindsay dies - and trust me, speaking as a professional alcoholic - she's going to fucking die, I want you to remember those words. I want you to remember how you willingly and gleefully gave up on every parental right, instinct, or duty because your pretty little princess is a huuuuge movie star and regular rules shouldn't apply to her and "everything will work out when your next huge movie comes out, baby!" No, dead is coming out. Just you wait, Dina. And when she's boxed up all neat and pretty, I want you to just sit there and pat the coffin and keep saying "you're pretty, and you're talented, and eeeeeeeverybody loves you!" You vile, worthless hag.
Dina is not the only douche here. Look at what this loser said:
"It's an unusually harsh sentence for a relatively minor offense," California defense attorney Mark Geragos said today.
"I just think this sentence is utterly ridiculous," Geragos, who is not involved in the case, told "Good Morning America." "The fact remains that if she was anybody else, Lindsay Smith, that she wouldn't be treated this way. ... This is a completely outrageous sentence in terms of her violation."
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See? This is why we need to kill all of the lawyers in this country.
OK, white oprah, we get it. You're outraged that your daughter (who you consistently claim is "alright" and who can never do wrong) has been held accountable for her actions. My question to you is, what are you planning to do, now that your gravy train has been derailed? No more limos? No more drinking champagne daily? You might even have to *stiffles a gasp* get a job. Oh, poor put upon white oprah... FUCK YOU, you worthless hag & shittiest enabling mother ever. Every problem that your daughter has can be laid directly at your feet. My suggestion is, eat a bullet. I hear they're really tasty...
Never in my life have I actually hope for death on a person much less two people. I don't care if Lohan is a drug addict. She's a extremely self-absorbed, selfish brat with a HUGE sense of entitlement. Her mother sold her daughter out for money and fame with makes her a very well paid pimp. The world needs less of their ilk.
If anyone has the slightest feeling of sorrow for any lohan, focus on this:
1) White oprah gave her response to her daughters sentence during an exclusive PAID FOR interview with a tabloid yesterday. That's right, she didn't bother to show up in court to support her daughter; she was too busy attention whoring with a TABLOID.
2) Lindsay had someone write a "Fuck You" on her left middle finger nail, to show her contempt of the judge and the court. That's right; she was in court trying to avoid jail, and instead of thinking ahead of time what she should be doing, she childishly had her assistant write a putdown of the judge & the court on her hand, for everyone to see. The little cunt deserves everything she got yesterday and more; I hope she's severely beaten in prison...
Her parents are just as much to blame as she is. Yeah she's become a terrible human being and among the scum of the earth. But her behavior and lack of moral integrity is the result of years of enabling from her family. Her parents should be punished too, they won't but they should. I DO feel sorry for Lindsay, despite the scathing words of one Todd.
Alcoholism is a family disease. I always saw her as more of a victim. I hope this is bottom for her. She had amazing charisma on screen before the hard partying. She could own Hollywood,again,she's got the acting chops.
I worked as a pharmacy tech for years and the only thing I've seen Dilaudid prescribed for is terminally ill patients like cancer patients and stuff. Typically it is usually administered in hospitals. This is all kinds of fucked up.
Jesus Christ, her dentist gave her fucking dilaudid for dental work???? What'd she have, a shattered jaw? Un fucking real. Dina Lohan is a fould, despicable cunt: her biggest worry is that Lindsay's excellent coke connection will be gone now. Fuck her, she ought to be worried about that other daughter of hers who's also a total mess.
#15 Jesus FUCKING Christ, people like you are why I HATE politics! This is a fucking rip-on-dina-lohan thread but you just couldn't refrain from finding some way - ANY way, no matter how tenuous - to drag mindless political crap into it. Kill yourself. Seriously, just go kill yourself! The world needs less like you.
What the fuck...... She got Dilaudid for Dental Work? What kind of Dental Work? A reconstructive surgery of her upper & lower jaw? I mean jeezus. When the Dentist ripped all of my wisdom teeth out, all they gave me was a prescription to Hydrocodone (cheaper & less stronger than Vicoden) & when I broke my collar bone the Doctor's gave me just a week's supply of Oxycontin. Who is this Dumbfuck that prescribes Dilaudid for Dental Work because I need to go tell him about my back pain.
I don't care if she is a drug addict, the judges sentence is harsher than any for a similar situation. If she missed some mandatory classes, she can make them up or do community service. I know people that got busted with an 8 ball and got treated like they were jaywalking. You may hate her all you like, but that doesn't mean she should be treated any differently by the justice system. And by the way I'm not defending her or her fucked up parents.
Even though you seem to hate her, you must admit she inspires some of your best lines, Todd. That paragraph about the prescriptions was very funny indeed.
It would be funny if one day she hooked up with one of those British glamour models you love so much... mmm Rosie Jones definitely seems to enjoy the company of women for example
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe got what she deserved. Besides, those nails alone are a prime reason why she should be punished mercilessly.
By Weener, on July 7, 2010 02:43:55
Fuck her!!
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 02:56:04
"This is so not fair to do this to my child," a flabbergasted Dina Lohan told...
Dina, when Lindsay dies - and trust me, speaking as a professional alcoholic - she's going to fucking die, I want you to remember those words. I want you to remember how you willingly and gleefully gave up on every parental right, instinct, or duty because your pretty little princess is a huuuuge movie star and regular rules shouldn't apply to her and "everything will work out when your next huge movie comes out, baby!" No, dead is coming out. Just you wait, Dina. And when she's boxed up all neat and pretty, I want you to just sit there and pat the coffin and keep saying "you're pretty, and you're talented, and eeeeeeeverybody loves you!" You vile, worthless hag.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 03:05:08
No thanks.
By Mr. Ed, Jr., on July 7, 2010 03:05:16
And look what she wrote ON those nails
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/lindsay-lohans-secret-fk-finger-nails-court/story?id=11104633
Such a smart&respectful girl
By Holland, on July 7, 2010 03:05:25
She has a prescription for Dilaudid? Who the fuck is her doctor and is he taking on new patients?
By mutterhals, on July 7, 2010 03:25:11
Dina is not the only douche here. Look at what this loser said:
"It's an unusually harsh sentence for a relatively minor offense," California defense attorney Mark Geragos said today.
"I just think this sentence is utterly ridiculous," Geragos, who is not involved in the case, told "Good Morning America." "The fact remains that if she was anybody else, Lindsay Smith, that she wouldn't be treated this way. ... This is a completely outrageous sentence in terms of her violation."
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See? This is why we need to kill all of the lawyers in this country.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 04:09:33
Lindsey, your tears are like sweet sustenance to me. I love the way they taste. Oh, your pain and suffering are delicious.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 04:42:20
#7 i agree...and i work in the legal profession as an investigator. Some lawyers give new meaning to the term slime...and greed
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 05:31:54
OK, white oprah, we get it. You're outraged that your daughter (who you consistently claim is "alright" and who can never do wrong) has been held accountable for her actions. My question to you is, what are you planning to do, now that your gravy train has been derailed? No more limos? No more drinking champagne daily? You might even have to *stiffles a gasp* get a job. Oh, poor put upon white oprah... FUCK YOU, you worthless hag & shittiest enabling mother ever. Every problem that your daughter has can be laid directly at your feet. My suggestion is, eat a bullet. I hear they're really tasty...
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 05:42:42
One Lohan down, two to go. Lock Dad and Mom up too. I don't care why. Someone PLEASE make that happen soon, OK?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 05:43:06
That video may be the funniest thing I'll see all week.
By Deadsider, on July 7, 2010 05:46:47
Never in my life have I actually hope for death on a person much less two people. I don't care if Lohan is a drug addict. She's a extremely self-absorbed, selfish brat with a HUGE sense of entitlement. Her mother sold her daughter out for money and fame with makes her a very well paid pimp. The world needs less of their ilk.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 06:05:21
If anyone has the slightest feeling of sorrow for any lohan, focus on this:
1) White oprah gave her response to her daughters sentence during an exclusive PAID FOR interview with a tabloid yesterday. That's right, she didn't bother to show up in court to support her daughter; she was too busy attention whoring with a TABLOID.
2) Lindsay had someone write a "Fuck You" on her left middle finger nail, to show her contempt of the judge and the court. That's right; she was in court trying to avoid jail, and instead of thinking ahead of time what she should be doing, she childishly had her assistant write a putdown of the judge & the court on her hand, for everyone to see. The little cunt deserves everything she got yesterday and more; I hope she's severely beaten in prison...
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 06:18:43
While lindsay was in court.
Obamao got his internet kill switch.
He ordered NASA to boost muslim self esteem,
seriously no joke.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 06:18:58
With the "no alcohol" condition added to her probation after she gets out, she'll be back in jail soon.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 06:40:50
Her parents are just as much to blame as she is. Yeah she's become a terrible human being and among the scum of the earth. But her behavior and lack of moral integrity is the result of years of enabling from her family. Her parents should be punished too, they won't but they should. I DO feel sorry for Lindsay, despite the scathing words of one Todd.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 06:45:36
Alcoholism is a family disease. I always saw her as more of a victim. I hope this is bottom for her. She had amazing charisma on screen before the hard partying. She could own Hollywood,again,she's got the acting chops.
By frances, on July 7, 2010 06:51:45
I worked as a pharmacy tech for years and the only thing I've seen Dilaudid prescribed for is terminally ill patients like cancer patients and stuff. Typically it is usually administered in hospitals. This is all kinds of fucked up.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 07:01:21
That is fucking pitiful...that's all I can say.
Apart from that...did she botox her lips to match the flappers on her cunt ?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 07:04:56
haha #20 I was thinking the same thing.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 07:12:49
#16 -- go drink some kerosene, retard
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 08:47:49
#15 -- go drink some kerosene, retard
(ignore the my previous -- accidentally wrote #16)
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 08:48:40
The "fuck you" message on her fingernail was probably just a love note to TMZ.
She should sell advertising space on her body like a race car driver.
"This hot mess sponsored by Skittles. Taste the rainbow."
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 09:06:42
i wrote a little poem just for this occasion:
*ahem*
die cunt, die cunt, die die die.
thankyou.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 09:17:21
@#3 Exactly. Fuck just posting that here, you should actually send that to her.
By duder, on July 7, 2010 09:29:31
Jesus Christ, her dentist gave her fucking dilaudid for dental work???? What'd she have, a shattered jaw? Un fucking real. Dina Lohan is a fould, despicable cunt: her biggest worry is that Lindsay's excellent coke connection will be gone now. Fuck her, she ought to be worried about that other daughter of hers who's also a total mess.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 11:00:09
#15 Jesus FUCKING Christ, people like you are why I HATE politics! This is a fucking rip-on-dina-lohan thread but you just couldn't refrain from finding some way - ANY way, no matter how tenuous - to drag mindless political crap into it. Kill yourself. Seriously, just go kill yourself! The world needs less like you.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 11:08:38
What the fuck...... She got Dilaudid for Dental Work? What kind of Dental Work? A reconstructive surgery of her upper & lower jaw? I mean jeezus. When the Dentist ripped all of my wisdom teeth out, all they gave me was a prescription to Hydrocodone (cheaper & less stronger than Vicoden) & when I broke my collar bone the Doctor's gave me just a week's supply of Oxycontin.
Who is this Dumbfuck that prescribes Dilaudid for Dental Work because I need to go tell him about my back pain.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 12:26:49
I don't care if she is a drug addict, the judges sentence is harsher than any for a similar situation. If she missed some mandatory classes, she can make them up or do community service. I know people that got busted with an 8 ball and got treated like they were jaywalking. You may hate her all you like, but that doesn't mean she should be treated any differently by the justice system. And by the way I'm not defending her or her fucked up parents.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 17:36:39
Dilaudid for dental work?
Who was her doctor-Conrad Murray?
By Tito Jackson, on July 7, 2010 17:38:36
"She's lucky the judge didn't bury her under the jail!" ahahahah
By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 23:23:28
I don't care if she is a drug addict, the judges sentence is harsher than any for a similar situation.
Proof or STFU.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 01:22:00
Hydrocodone (cheaper & less stronger than Vicoden)
Vicodin is hydrocodone plus tylenol... but yeah, dilaudid is heavy duty stuff
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 10:36:27
Even though you seem to hate her, you must admit she inspires some of your best lines, Todd. That paragraph about the prescriptions was very funny indeed.
It would be funny if one day she hooked up with one of those British glamour models you love so much... mmm Rosie Jones definitely seems to enjoy the company of women for example
By wookie, on July 8, 2010 14:00:15
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