Wall if that's a burned up vampire, I guess I havce an unorthodox fetish cause I'd let her use and abuse me until there was no energy left in my body and then go on some more.
"She looks like an albino frog that's dressing up like Heather Locklear for Halloween." OMG....you are so right..I could never put my finger on it, but you nailed it.
she looks okay. sure, she's not drop-dead gorgeous anymore. i'm okay with that. i'm not okay with the part, though, of the paychecks these people take home for "acting". overpaid.
Cameron Diaz sucks yet is still a star. Cruise will be blamed for this movie bombing, not her. All she can do is Shrek every few years (like anyone couldn't do the voice just as well and like her voice mattered anyway) otherwise she is even more of a has-been then Cruise. What about that Box movie, or My Sister's Keeper, What Happens In Vegas???? All her movies fail at the box office and also are awful but she is still a big star. She will have a hit and everyone will act like she is beautiful and wonderful. Please, let's revoke her star status now. She had three hits for her whole career besides Shrek and those had little to do with herThere's Something About Mary where she wasn't funny but the straight person, Charlie's Angels which was pre-sold and would have been fine with anyone else and anyone else would have been better anyway looks wise, and The Mask which was Jim Carrey not her. Why are we stuck with this acne ridden, ugly, nasty bitch?????
I agree with #11. Truer words were never written. No talent, self-absorbed, nasty, condescending, ugly bitch who earns millions and produces nothing but Hollywood will treat her as a star for years until she ages out and gets to be another Faye Dunaway--someone who used to be hot but is not.
I smoked a fat one and went to see Knight and Day the other day; very very good movie; witty and lots of action and stunts. Tom looked good and Cameron Diaz has never looked better in a movie. Great summer film; I'll get stoned and see it again.
Cameron Diaz was hot in The Mask. Maybe it was the weight she lost and the fact that her face is slowly imploding upon itself but if given the choice, I'd rather do Tom Cruise.
This is funny because Tom Cruise played Lestat in Interview with a Vampire, who got burned alive and dumped into a swamp, so I was understandably confused for a second.
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Leave Your CommentWall if that's a burned up vampire, I guess I havce an unorthodox fetish cause I'd let her use and abuse me until there was no energy left in my body and then go on some more.
By Happy_Evil_Dude, on July 8, 2010 01:13:03
The petite Xenu worshiper on the left is no prize either.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 03:09:10
"She looks like an albino frog that's dressing up like Heather Locklear for Halloween." OMG....you are so right..I could never put my finger on it, but you nailed it.
By Seth, on July 8, 2010 03:46:11
She has turned into the modern day Ellen Barken
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 03:49:08
The movie was actually pretty good.
By AJB, on July 8, 2010 03:49:18
These two both need to retire.Tom is retarded and she is tired.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 04:52:09
The heart, Todd. Broken pool stick goes through the heart.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 05:57:39
she looks okay. sure, she's not drop-dead gorgeous anymore. i'm okay with that. i'm not okay with the part, though, of the paychecks these people take home for "acting". overpaid.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 06:08:49
#3 you beat me to it. Unfuckingcanny!
By Staci, on July 8, 2010 06:49:42
That movie was just another DVD that will be on a clearance rack one day, sittin' next to some Timothy Hutton flick.
Remember "Turk 182?" Yeah, I bet you don't.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 06:57:34
Cameron Diaz sucks yet is still a star. Cruise will be blamed for this movie bombing, not her. All she can do is Shrek every few years (like anyone couldn't do the voice just as well and like her voice mattered anyway) otherwise she is even more of a has-been then Cruise. What about that Box movie, or My Sister's Keeper, What Happens In Vegas???? All her movies fail at the box office and also are awful but she is still a big star. She will have a hit and everyone will act like she is beautiful and wonderful. Please, let's revoke her star status now. She had three hits for her whole career besides Shrek and those had little to do with herThere's Something About Mary where she wasn't funny but the straight person, Charlie's Angels which was pre-sold and would have been fine with anyone else and anyone else would have been better anyway looks wise, and The Mask which was Jim Carrey not her. Why are we stuck with this acne ridden, ugly, nasty bitch?????
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:40:03
I remember Turk182! It was actually good. There so should have been a movement to vandalize things and write Turk182!!!
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:56:13
I agree with #11. Truer words were never written. No talent, self-absorbed, nasty, condescending, ugly bitch who earns millions and produces nothing but Hollywood will treat her as a star for years until she ages out and gets to be another Faye Dunaway--someone who used to be hot but is not.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:58:16
Wow, 11 & 13 have some unhealthy anger issues with Ms. Diaz. It's rather irrational unless they know her so I'm assuming it's tied to something else.
By AJB, on July 8, 2010 09:28:53
I smoked a fat one and went to see Knight and Day the other day; very very good movie; witty and lots of action and stunts. Tom looked good and Cameron Diaz has never looked better in a movie. Great summer film; I'll get stoned and see it again.
By spikewebbe, on July 8, 2010 10:28:46
Cameron Diaz was hot in The Mask. Maybe it was the weight she lost and the fact that her face is slowly imploding upon itself but if given the choice, I'd rather do Tom Cruise.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 16:15:46
"Albino frog that's dressing up like Heather Locklear for Halloween" just made my night.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 18:15:32
She has turned into the modern day Ellen Barken.
Except I'd still hit Ellen Brakin.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 20:18:12
cameron keeps getting uglier by the minute
By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 09:48:37
I'd say more an albino frog that's dressing up like Goldie Hawn but, whatever, tomatoe, tomato...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 12:19:41
What is Cameron Diaz's appeal?
By jaye, on July 10, 2010 08:00:32
Cameron Diaz looks like the backs of my feet.
That is one unfortunate looking ho.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2010 13:41:27
This is funny because Tom Cruise played Lestat in Interview with a Vampire, who got burned alive and dumped into a swamp, so I was understandably confused for a second.
By Audrey, on July 12, 2010 10:33:38
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