She's a completely entitled bitch. What a fine job Dina and Michael did. As soon as she gets out of the pokey, you know like 14 minutes after she got there, she will be all over the tv crying crocodile tears about the horrible injustice that was done to her. She needs to go away for about 6 months to a real jail and do hard time.
unfortunately, this lunatic is going to make a ton of money and get a ton of attention for interviews and such to talk about her "experience" in jail.
if she does get out of jail earlier than the full 90 days, we should start a letter writing campaign, that she must do a work-release program, and pick up trash for the remaining time of the sentence.
most obviously, her complete self-absorption and lack of any type of intelligence or sanity was already evident when she asked, aloud, twice in court as the Judge was issuing her sentence "are you serious?" then..."is she serious".
no Lindsay, it is not serious...it is all a joke, and Ashton Kutcher will be showing up with the cameras to announce you have been punked.
For fu*k's sake ppl!!! She posted UN items *before* she went to court and in connection with the article about the woman being stoned, not about her situation.
The cunt just doesn't realize that any normal jack-off who pulled the same shit she did would be in a shit-load of trouble and would NEVER have been given the chance to get out of it by just showing up to a class once a week. ALL she had to do was show up to a class once a week for an hour...that's it. You or I or anyone else shit all over a judge like she did and we'd be reamed royally. Fuck you, Blow-han, fuck you and everything you care about.
She should be sentenced to picking up the trash on the 101 and 110 freeways for 3 months. It would take that long just to put a dent in it. She's L.A. all the way!
You know #15, that's a GREAT idea! Forcing her to actually work, instead of just sitting in her jail cell & wailing like parasite hilton, would be awesome! What would be even better is to publicize which freeway section she'll be working each day, so people could drive buy & yell insults & throw trash at her. Maybe then she'll understand how everyone hates her & her crackhead behavior.
Surely someone told her it wasn't a good idea to be photographed doing coke with freaky swingers in Cannes...but she didn't care. Surely someone advised her that showing up for court with her tits hanging out and sitting there making bored, annoyed faces wasn't wise...but she didn't give a fuck. Of course the judge and prosecutor were "out to get her", judges don't normally shrug it off when a defendant blatantly pisses in their face and acts like an arrogant little snot.
#20: Here is her *original* tweet re: the stoning:
RT @Thessa7: @lindsaylohan // Iranian mother of two to be stoned to death PLease RT- CNN.com http://bit.ly/bCeWGe -this is HORRIBLE 6:08 PM Jul 5th via UberTwitter
Notice the date? She then *retweeted* or republished it 23 hours ago together w/the UN info.
Lohan and her cunt-bucket mother ought to be down on their knees licking that judge's sweaty toes because in exchange for a few months of missing out on those coke, booze and pill-fueled orgies, they're going to be rolling in cash as soon as she sells her retarded story. Best thing that ever happened to either of them.
It’s great to read the principled thoughts of someone who has contributed so much to making this a better world . . . oh, wait a minute: I thought I was writing about someone else. You, on the other hand, are a complete and total shithole. You wish you could murder Lindsay Lohan? Well, I will pray every night that you die in a horrible car crash in which you are at fault (so no one is sorry for you) and suffer for days in excruciating, unrelieved pain before dying. Other than that, you’re doing a swell job. Keep up the good work, you cunt!
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Leave Your CommentFirst, I'm pretty sure she was sentenced in state court, so the Federal Sentencing Guidelines wouldn't apply. Second, WOW she's bat-shit crazy
By Goon, on July 8, 2010 04:58:44
She's a completely entitled bitch. What a fine job Dina and Michael did. As soon as she gets out of the pokey, you know like 14 minutes after she got there, she will be all over the tv crying crocodile tears about the horrible injustice that was done to her. She needs to go away for about 6 months to a real jail and do hard time.
By Shut up bitch, on July 8, 2010 05:15:10
donations graciously being accepted for lindsays plane ticket to iran.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 05:17:11
And she compared herself to that Iranian woman who was sentenced to be stoned for adultery. I don't think LL understands what stoned means in Persian.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 05:21:03
unfortunately, this lunatic is going to make a ton of money and get a ton of attention for interviews and such to talk about her "experience" in jail.
if she does get out of jail earlier than the full 90 days, we should start a letter writing campaign, that she must do a work-release program, and pick up trash for the remaining time of the sentence.
most obviously, her complete self-absorption and lack of any type of intelligence or sanity was already evident when she asked, aloud, twice in court as the Judge was issuing her sentence "are you serious?" then..."is she serious".
no Lindsay, it is not serious...it is all a joke, and Ashton Kutcher will be showing up with the cameras to announce you have been punked.
stupid twit.
By JR, on July 8, 2010 05:31:33
wonder if her scram exploded last nite..big birthday bash and you just know she has that "fuck it, im already going to jail "mentality..
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 05:43:16
I hope she gets a cell next to Spreada Hairington.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 05:44:45
I hope the Judge is made aware of these goings on in the media and comes down even harder on her.
Fucking cunt.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 05:57:12
I don't know about burying her alive but I would gladly fuck her to death.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 06:06:46
she is fucking unbelievable.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 06:15:29
It's the booze and drugs talking.
By irish, on July 8, 2010 06:16:17
For fu*k's sake ppl!!! She posted UN items *before* she went to court and in connection with the article about the woman being stoned, not about her situation.
By bitingontinfoil, on July 8, 2010 06:16:24
The cunt just doesn't realize that any normal jack-off who pulled the same shit she did would be in a shit-load of trouble and would NEVER have been given the chance to get out of it by just showing up to a class once a week. ALL she had to do was show up to a class once a week for an hour...that's it. You or I or anyone else shit all over a judge like she did and we'd be reamed royally. Fuck you, Blow-han, fuck you and everything you care about.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 06:16:33
If I were the judge lady, I would double the sentence to 6 months for the "fuck you" written on her fingernail.
But we can be 99% sure, she will screw up again and next time I am sure she will receive an even longer sentence.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 06:25:21
She should be sentenced to picking up the trash on the 101 and 110 freeways for 3 months. It would take that long just to put a dent in it.
She's L.A. all the way!
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:05:39
You know #15, that's a GREAT idea! Forcing her to actually work, instead of just sitting in her jail cell & wailing like parasite hilton, would be awesome! What would be even better is to publicize which freeway section she'll be working each day, so people could drive buy & yell insults & throw trash at her. Maybe then she'll understand how everyone hates her & her crackhead behavior.
Probably not.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:29:21
Surely someone told her it wasn't a good idea to be photographed doing coke with freaky swingers in Cannes...but she didn't care. Surely someone advised her that showing up for court with her tits hanging out and sitting there making bored, annoyed faces wasn't wise...but she didn't give a fuck. Of course the judge and prosecutor were "out to get her", judges don't normally shrug it off when a defendant blatantly pisses in their face and acts like an arrogant little snot.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:33:46
I don't actually care what happens to LiLo, I just want her off the front Page. Isn't Ashley Greene in public somewhere?
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 07:56:52
She told the judge that it was her scram that went off but it was not her leg. She said people were setting her up and were out to get her.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 08:07:49
hey #12...
you are wrong.
she posted this 21 hours ago.
she was in court 2 days ago
so shut up.
By JR, on July 8, 2010 10:36:35
Did you know you can go to college for free in jail? For real, no student loans or anything. Hell, maybe I should go knock over a 7-11 tonight.
By Crime pays apparently, on July 8, 2010 11:53:54
#20: Here is her *original* tweet re: the stoning:
RT @Thessa7: @lindsaylohan // Iranian mother of two to be stoned to death PLease RT- CNN.com http://bit.ly/bCeWGe -this is HORRIBLE
6:08 PM Jul 5th via UberTwitter
Notice the date? She then *retweeted* or republished it 23 hours ago together w/the UN info.
So STFU.
By bitingontinfoil, on July 8, 2010 12:28:12
Lohan and her cunt-bucket mother ought to be down on their knees licking that judge's sweaty toes because in exchange for a few months of missing out on those coke, booze and pill-fueled orgies, they're going to be rolling in cash as soon as she sells her retarded story. Best thing that ever happened to either of them.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 12:54:18
It’s great to read the principled thoughts of someone who has contributed so much to making this a better world . . . oh, wait a minute: I thought I was writing about someone else. You, on the other hand, are a complete and total shithole. You wish you could murder Lindsay Lohan? Well, I will pray every night that you die in a horrible car crash in which you are at fault (so no one is sorry for you) and suffer for days in excruciating, unrelieved pain before dying. Other than that, you’re doing a swell job. Keep up the good work, you cunt!
By George L. Tirebiter, Jr., on July 8, 2010 13:55:02
I also read that Lindsey goes through 2 packs of smokes a day and will have to go cold turkey while in jail, no smokes, patches or nicotine gum.
By The Dave, on July 8, 2010 14:31:03
@25: That's ok 'cause it's reported she'll still have her dilaudid!
By bitingontinfoil, on July 8, 2010 14:46:30
24, so you admit you're as bad as the person you're heaping hate on? At least you're open about being a shitpot.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2010 17:56:31
I wish this cunt would just die and get it over with, preferably taking poster 24 with her.
By chucky, on July 9, 2010 01:30:36
She's so dumb, she's going to end up enjoying jail and all it's lesbian benefits. Dumb C-bag!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 02:57:49
I'm less disturbed by the tweet and more so that any of you READ her tweets and are arguing about when she posted anything.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2010 10:39:10
She's not lucky having all those freckles. She looks like Elizabeth Taylor.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2010 19:22:58
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