34 Comments:

1. Todd, don't worry about the flaming butt pirates. They're just jealous because they can't force the rest of the world to acknowledge their hairy smelly asses.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:14:16

2. At some angles it looks like the odds are 50:50 that she does have a prostate.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:15:15

3. she doesn't have a prostate? what happened to it? Or don't any women have prostates? Does that mean women can't get prostate cancer? Unfair!

   By Pat C, on July 30, 2010 06:19:06

4. oh but what fun it would be to look for one in her anyway

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:27:43

5. I also want to ass fuck her

   By Taz, on July 30, 2010 06:31:42

6. Oh Taz you hopeless romantic

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:40:48

7. Seriously - what was with the closeted gay dudes claiming that ALL GUYS think about sex with dudes? Newsflash: you're gay.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:46:15

8. Hey Todd, lighten up? I think the "gay if you have a dick in your mouth" comment was directed towards Tom and not you, as in Tom will always be gay if he ever had a dick in his mouth. Not everything is about you Todd.

   By Will, on July 30, 2010 06:54:11

9. Ya that #7 dude was a fucking homo. I have never thought about kissing a dude which leads to light touching, followed by a blow job and then taking it up my ass, finishing with a 69 until we both swallow.......
   
   "It" just moved.....

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:56:10

10. anal sex is pretty gay no matter who youre doing it with.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:01:47

11. bravo on that ass pic gettin in the car--delicioso!!! <3

    By dude, on July 30, 2010 07:11:02

12. Freakin' homophobes still talking about yesterday's post. Leads me to believe that you fuckers not only considered a gay act but slept on it, as you're here still discussing it.
    
    Idiots.

    By #7, on July 30, 2010 07:15:10

13. "anal sex is pretty gay no matter who youre doing it with."
    
    it's about pitching vs. receiving, grasshopper

    By Master Poo, on July 30, 2010 07:17:08

14. I think about other girls when I fuck my gf, is that gay?

    By SCUM, on July 30, 2010 07:21:52

15. Ref Hitler on This ?! Here's your Godwin point.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:21:56

16. anon@10: anal sex isnt gay unless its two dudes. ive no interest in guys, love vaginal sex, and blah blah--but sometimes a mouth feels good to fuck, and well jessica biel's ass stirrs up feelings, i have to say its tempting to fuck that ass that just once :)

    By herasswantsitbad, on July 30, 2010 07:23:06

17. Nice mixed metaphor, Master Poo: Giving/receiving, or pitching/catching.
    
    And while "...if you you're man, and you have to wipe semen out of your eye, you're a queer. This guy could chop down an entire forest with a blue ox and beat up Bigfoot in a cage match, and his obituary would still include the words "used to jack off dudes" could be argued as homophobic, it was the majority of the comments that were problematic.
    
    For example, "the orgasms are so much more intense when you realize that there might be lethal HIV in that jizz he's about to shoot in your mouth" and "FAGGOT! Get AIDS. Die."
    
    Who knew IDLYITW readers were so darn eloquent?

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:27:32

18. Saying a black guy has darker skin than a white guy does not make you a racist, same as saying a guy who polished other men's knobs is gay does not make you a homophobe.
    
    People need to learn to use words correctly before we all become one big self-felating women's studies group.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:32:58

19. I think there is a concentrated effort of some pro-gay groups to flood a website now and then. Yesterday, they targeted this one.
    
    Would have been easier to just round all them up and put them down in one state so they could fuck themselves in the ass all day. But the cool thing would be that, since nature made sure it is a man and a woman fucking that produces a child, the whole lot of them would die out in one generation.
    
    I think that would be a perfect solution to "humanely" rid our species of an obviously defective gene that lives in the few of us.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 08:14:03

20. Guys don't fantasize about getting fucked by another guy. That's a very useful line put out by some groups to argue their cause, just like the quoting of badly flawed research from the 1950s and 1960s about the the percentage of the population who are predominately gay. Most guys have no desire to suck a dick. The truth is always direct.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 08:26:09

21. I'm thinking this Tom's way of getting piece of your followers, let it go... he sucks, your hilarious and make my day(s), thank you, Todd. Keep it up, even if you need to play with it during the workday. I will not defect to that douche.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 08:43:30

22. Hitler would not be pleased if he knew what I wanted to do to her with my little Jew cock.

    By thebig28, on July 30, 2010 09:10:10

23. The gay community likes to think that they are much bigger than the 2% they represent out of the general population. They have to recruit, because they certainly can't reproduce. They are simply loud and annoying...and wrong.

    By Milk is dead, on July 30, 2010 10:08:06

24. Simply, I love you Todd.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 10:32:46

25. Eeewwww! That horrible gurl ruined my...uh...rare occasion of enjoying a hot gay fantasy.

    By a liberated male (slurp slurp slurp), on July 30, 2010 10:46:16

26. I'm a hateful homophobic who is living a lie as a secret homosexual because I don't fantasize about other guy's dongs in my mouth.
    
    Yeah, welcome to the upside-down world of liberal logic, where black is white, up is down, "real men" hanker for cock and Christina Hendricks is a normal-sized woman.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 11:55:36

27. I think your juvenile/infantile preoccupation with whorish, fake, and photoshopped women does speak to a certain level of gayness. My best friend is gay and he acts just like you with the "LOOK AT THE BOOBIES!!!" I'm just saying....

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 14:10:50

28. DAT ASS!

    By tizzle, on July 30, 2010 15:11:35

29. Hi Todd, some of you comments regarding Johhny Depp suggest that he may be one exception to your 'no cock in my mouth' rule.

    By Red Cat, on July 30, 2010 21:13:32

30. #27
    
    you sound gay!
    
    As for me I am basic man, who respects women, try to anyway most of the time. BUT when it comes Jessica, she needs to be FUCKED HARD from behind doggie style! She probably very intelligent, good natured women, but she some others bring out the animal in you.
    
    

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 22:20:08

31. Lol. Yeah, people have taken Psych 101 at community college and now think they're qualified to "diagnose" Todd (and every other straight guy) with latent homo tendencies or some other BS. And if they deny it then that means it's definitely true!
    
    "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
    — Albert Einstein

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 23:03:37

32. #14 If you are having sex with your girlfriend and at the same time you think another girl while you make love with her, that is not being gay. Unless you are fantasizing you are having sex with your boy friends or your girlfriend noticed that you are wearing her panties...

    By bry, on July 31, 2010 01:59:29

33. "Hitler would be proud"?
    What an asshole would choose such a headline, just because of her being in a German city???
    Have you any idea about this country now? About the city of Berlin?
    What a sad dipshit you are...

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2010 12:03:51

34. Uh-oh! Now Todd's pissing off the Nazis. Er, I mean "Germans"
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTngtsOY8Q

    By Steve-O, on July 31, 2010 18:08:44