18 Comments:

1. She's shaped like a tube.

   By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 09:31:34

2. She's a Hollywood immortal.

   By 45r'', on July 26, 2010 10:04:49

3. So, now the entitled, arrogant little pampered poodle of a princess is being subjected to abuse by others? Serves her right; maybe she'll understand that not everyone enjoys her flipping off the legal system & rubbing it in everyone's faces. The "Gen Pop" girls in country typically haven't gotten second chances, while this little cokewhore's gotten third, fourth & fifth chances... and shit all over them. AND is getting special treatment while in jail.
   
   I hope this whole experience TERRIFIES her to no end. Maybe she'll think twice before doing something dumbass stupid & endangering others. Probably not, because she doesn't think about anyone else but herself, but maybe...

   By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 10:14:57

4. She remains breathtaking. It's jealousy that fuels her persecution.

   By Paris Hilton, on July 26, 2010 10:39:46

5. That Dilaudid script is going to come back and haunt her, that was total malpractice and abuse.

   By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 10:39:54

6. There's still the possibility that she gets shanked. We can only hope.

   By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 10:40:51

7. lol @ daddy lohan shopping pussy closeup pics of his naked sleeping ex-gf 4 $$$.

   By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 11:22:21

8. Maybe she'll hang herself with some bedsheets.

   By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 11:43:52

9. Fire crotch??? Oh god, excuse me whilst I cry all the water out of my body.

   By Snafu, on July 26, 2010 12:35:14

10. if that fucken lil cokehead gets out early against the judges wishes then someone needs to just wipe California an its whole ridiculous judicial system of the map...

    By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 12:50:04

11. Blame the gays for keeping this pop twat in the news. They freakin' love her whore ass.

    By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 13:07:03

12. The greatest punishment to LiLo would be to ignore her. No blog posts or magazine covers for 1 month. No "exclusive" interview for 3 months after she gets out of jail.
    She would disappear...
    ...but that will never happen because fat bored housewives read all about her and gossip.
    Yeah - that's right! Fat bored housewives who watch the Batchelor and all that shit and wonder why their husbands wont touch them and their 200# sweaty fire-rotten-crotch of LUUUUUUUUV baby!

    By Intolerant Bastard, on July 26, 2010 13:22:16

13. no matter what her daddy is trying to pull off, she still had to sigh for her drugs, her real name or a false one. her pappy better leave that one alone.

    By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 13:42:52

14. no matter what her daddy is trying to pull off, she still had to sigh for her drugs, her real name or a false one. her pappy better leave that one alone.

    By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 13:42:56

15. #12 you can't even spell bachelor right. and what's with the blow up at fat housewives? did yours leave you?

    By anonymous, on July 26, 2010 15:26:46

16. I'm surprised you missed the atention-whore reference re Daddy Lohan:
    "Lohan also says his lawyer, Lisa Bloom"
    Isn't Lisa Bloom the lawyer-reporter on Fox or CNN or something?
    And isn't her mother the ultimate attention-whore Gloria Allred?
    Attention-whore, meet attention-whore
    Shit
    These people need to make a bihg dogpile and buttfuck each other to death
    
    
    Hey #15: I spelled it bihg! Did ya catch that, Nancy? Asshat

    By Intolerant Bastard, on July 26, 2010 15:53:57

17. I really do have to agree with #12. If everyone in the world had been totally ignoring LiLo's antics for the past year and a half she would already have calmed down by now. Or jumped off of a bridge. Whichever, yo.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on July 26, 2010 17:32:04

18. Her dad is a sociopath and she's a narcissist. How boring.. Next!

    By The Lohans should be sent to district 9, on July 26, 2010 20:53:41