18 Comments:

1. If Jessica's doing the commercials it should be a truck dealership.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 02:32:25

2. Say what you want about the dress and her "career", but that is a bod made for fucking. I'd never leave the room if I had this chick naked in the bed on all fours winking and smiling.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 02:40:35

3. "Grape Ape"! OMG lol!!

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 02:56:15

4. WELL TONY ROMO LIKES HIS TIGHT END SO JESS IS PROLLY WONDERIN WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT TIGHT ENDS.
   IM JSUT SAYIN.

   By TERREL., on July 6, 2010 03:33:10

5. Well, he's a loser, she'a loser. Good match.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 04:05:42

6. TEAM SEXUAL NAPALM

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 04:13:42

7. Kim is dating a new guy? She broke up with the other one again? Man, she keeps going from one guy to the next. No wonder her ass is so inflated. Must be all that black semen. The new guy looks like he has the down syndrome, by the way.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 04:16:08

8. Well the hell was the previous comment about "Kim". Is this reader as stupid as a gumdrop? How many guys have to go through this Simpson before her parts fall off and rot at the side of the road.

   By Gerry D, on July 6, 2010 04:28:06

9. 8 - that reader is confused why fat-ass Kim keeps going from one black guy to the next. And it is a good question. Nobody seems to want her. Just for the sex, it seems. Who in their right mind would want to marry that slut? If she likes black guys, fine. Just pick one and keep one already.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 04:38:15

10. Her career is dead...wrapped in plastic...

    By Pete Martell, on July 6, 2010 06:11:56

11. 5-If a Yale degree & playing in the NFL makes you a loser, where does your GED and job mopping your local sex shop put you??
    Gerry, do you have a twitter acct so I can be updated on who's the next in line to piss on silverback Kimmy? tx in advance loser.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 13:11:42

12. 11 - He's a loser for sucking at football and for being a total fucking loser for dating Jessica Simpson who's 5 minutes removed from shitting her bed while having sex with John Mayer, not to mention being a retard.
    
    George Bush went to Yale and how did he turn out. A loser AND a retard.
    
    I think I win.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 14:27:37

13. This post was so money

    By Tony, on July 6, 2010 14:30:40

14. Um, yeah, #5, you got pwned. Comeback was weak too. Give it up.

    By not #11, on July 6, 2010 14:38:49

15. What a gross flat long ass!!

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 14:41:56

16. 14 - I have an argument that makes sense. What do you have - "um, you got pwned" with nothing to back it up. Grow up and better yet, find a new person to admire, other than retarded Jessica and her retarded new boyfriend.
    
    I am thinking you ARE the retarded football player. I'd say a football star, but who are we kidding.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2010 19:03:26

17. Stupid shoes –
    duck - fling - bing those sequences will pop off and take you eye out!!!!
    She looks like a sausage in casing
    

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 04:45:43

18. #12 - A 7th rd longshot playd several yrs in NFL...yeah, ur right, he must have sucked.
    
    Isnt Georgey a zillionaire POS who also served 2 terms as President of the United States?? U are def on a roll.
    
    W/your win I award u a life.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2010 06:49:05