35 Comments:

1. Family of cunts, Michael Lohan included.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 05:10:23

2. i hope she does her rehab in darfur.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 05:15:04

3. Um, she IS a common criminal...and make up your mind bitch, are you hot and need a fan or cold and need a blanket?

   By Staci, on July 30, 2010 05:17:55

4. Agree with Stacy. . .when you're in jail, you're a criminal. . .it really doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 05:31:04

5. Her post-incarceration memoirs will finish her. Hilton and Rodrigez will speak out on her inability to cope.
   
   In other words, fuck the cunt.

   By Ali Lohan, on July 30, 2010 05:39:25

6. Um, she's treated like a common criminal because wait for it.... SHE'S A FUCKING CRIMINAL.

   By John, on July 30, 2010 05:50:11

7. Fuck you, haters. Lindsay is special and a pretty pretty princess and a huuuuge movie star!
   
   She's a cum-on criminal, if nothing else...

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 05:59:23

8. Um, she's treated like a common criminal because wait for it.... SHE'S A FUCKING CRIMINAL.

   By John, on July 30, 2010 06:05:23

9. She doesn't have cell phone privileges? Is this lady for real?

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:11:44

10. I hope that she disses re-hab and dies with needles in her arms and blow in her nose.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:16:09

11. "she doesnt have cell phone priveleges - that's absurd" yes, that's COMPLETELY crazy. I thought all inmates were given Iphones?
    

    By unreal, on July 30, 2010 06:16:54

12. Oh how I wish she wasn't in isolation and had to interact with the other prisoners. I think that would fix a lot of her feelings of entitlement. But of course that will never happen.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:19:48

13. Every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints

    By mick, on July 30, 2010 06:19:51

14. The entire family is irrational. Amazing how some people live in a complete fantasy world. Bitch needs a good ass kicking to wake her up. I say we ship her ass to Mexico.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 06:23:36

15. Staci- the hot/cold sounds like she's going through withdrawals.
    
    I want to curb Dina Lohan. Bitch, your daughter IS a common criminal. I loathe these people.

    By wootang, on July 30, 2010 06:45:14

16. Also, Lindsay is a common criminal... hence why she doesn't have a cell phone. And yes, (14) is so right.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:02:30

17. Not that I'm defending anyone Lohan, but there's an important line missing from the RadarOnline.com story.
    
    Some reports have claimed Lindsay has a cell phone but Dina says that’s far from the truth.
    
    “She doesn’t have cell phone privileges, that’s absurd. She doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on,” Dina told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
    
    The rumors are absurd, not the lack of a cell phone. Context matters.

    By Wayne Bruce, on July 30, 2010 07:16:51

18. The line to kick Dina Lohan in the goods starts right behind me. Fucking retard, her coke-slut daughter is actually IN JAIL, she IS a fucking convict.
    
    No Dilaudid DEFINITELY equals withdrawl pains, lots of flu-like symptoms, general "blah" feeling, moody, etc. But that's what you get when you dance with the poppy, applies to everyone, even self-entitled little cunts.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:19:41

19. Wait till this uber-twat gets out, it's gonna get more headlines than 9/11.
    
    Plus a two hour Dateline special.
    
    

    By DoucheBagelow, on July 30, 2010 07:28:39

20. "And where's her room service? This is unbelievable; the head waiter for my daughter's room should be FIRED!"
    
    The saddest thing about this is, ol' white oprah is being serious when she said these idiotic things. This a fucked up piece of shit of the first order, and will always be the anchor around her daughter's neck that drags her down...

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:30:23

21. FREE LINDSAY!
    
    a real criminal needs her cell

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 07:33:00

22. I hope she jumps back on the coke wagon and snorts herself to death. End of story.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 08:07:30

23. I wish they would keep LLO th entire 90 days. Maybe detox her good so the bitch can think straight again. We all know rehab is a joke and she needs to do hard time. I hope to God she gets out and drives drunk in Vegas or Albany NY where they know how to properly punish drunk drivers.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 08:33:49

24. This is terrible! The concierge at this jail should be reprimanded! I hope he is at least taking care of Lindsays other needs, such at movie arrangements, keeping the spa water at her preferred temperature, having all meals catered by five-star chefs directly from Europe, and only the best silk robes monogrammed with her prisoner number with a 24-karat gold weave.

    By Sabrinaset, on July 30, 2010 08:42:43

25. @15 True, I hadn't thought of that. Golf claps to you sir/madam.

    By Staci, on July 30, 2010 09:34:17

26. She probably does have a pillow, just not the fancy kind she's used to. As for cellphone privs? Is she kidding? Bottled water?
    That said. I used to work at a facility, and half the inmates in the place had cellphones that were sold to them by the officers!

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 10:14:08

27. No one gives a crap about Lohan or her family. Quit giving her any press (and let her go away). It's beyond stupid already.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 10:25:23

28. Such a pretty mess. I hope she gets better.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on July 30, 2010 13:36:17

29. JEEZUS! These people (meaning the Blowhards) are in such fucking denial..... It is really fucking pathetic. She is in fucking JAIL. DEAL WITH IT!

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 14:28:10

30. #2 + #21-- yes. For the whole Lohan clan.
    
    You'll work hard with a gun at your back and a bowl of rice a day.

    By cut weave, secure tarp, on July 30, 2010 18:35:31

31. I like Lindsay as an actress, but come on bitch, swallow your pride and do your time.
    
    Your shit stinks as foul as the rest of ours. Own it and learn from it.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2010 20:47:42

32. Pfff, this is nothing. It's Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. She is one tough, thick-skinned little bitch. Don't be fooled.
    
    A few months in the SHU at Pelican Bay would be more like it in order to really break her down and change her as a person. And still, she'd survive that too, no problem.

    By CA Dep't of Corrections, on July 30, 2010 23:11:31

33. "She’s treated like a common criminal.”
    
    Uh, hello? She >is< a common criminal.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2010 02:25:03

34. "She’s treated like a common criminal.”
    
    Wow. What a bonehead.

    By Joe Mahma, on July 31, 2010 06:27:01

35. # 3 - Ha ha I was totally thinking the same thing. She keeps asking for contradictory things. Not that it surprises me ... she's going through withdrawl right now from her drugs and it's very likely she does feel hot one moment and cold the next.
    
    I love the fucking common criminal comment. It shows that entitlement Hollywood people feel. "Yeah those poor people should be treated like shit but fuck I have mony and I'm famous ... I should be fanned and served caviar in jail" This bitch needs to die. I'd not shed one tear at her death and when she dies if any of you assholes come out of the woodwork screaming what a tragedy or some such bullshit ... please remember this post will ya and spare the rest of us.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2010 10:30:57