31 Comments:

1. A beaver and a fish out shopping in L.A. Sweet.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 03:32:32

2. HOLY FUCK, JUST DO YOUR TIME. YOU VIOLATED YOUR FUCKING PAROLE.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 03:46:30

3. Is that thing around her neck what she used to ram Samantha Ronson's cooter?

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 03:51:58

4. Her belly button is almost in her chest.
   
   Then again, maybe she had to get it moved there to make room for her rapidly growing vagina.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 03:54:39

5. Yep, Beaver Dam Run!

   By Uncle Meat, on July 13, 2010 04:07:00

6. Let's hope she decides to OD to avoid jail. I've lost all sympathy and now I just want her to be gone. Snuff out the firecrotch!

   By Firecrotchextinguisher, on July 13, 2010 04:09:05

7. haha 'only' 500k? That doesn't seem like a whole lot of money .

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 04:11:51

8. damn skin dmg galore

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 04:34:13

9. $500K is nothing. She'll blow through that quickly and the debt will still be there. I doubt she'll use the money to pay any debt down.
   
   Besides, we should boycott any company that is willing to reward this skank with interview money. That's been the whole problem from day one. She gets rewarded for her behavior!!!
   
   Geez!!!

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:02:23

10. Bitch looks older than her own mama, jesus christ!

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:11:33

11. Did Dina bring her grandma with her shopping?

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:13:07

12. Botox reflex.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:16:08

13. Going to jail is the best career move ever for the otherwise useless and used-up Lohans. They're just too stupid, drug-addled and self-absorbed to realize it yet.
    
    Last time I saw a mouth like Dina's, it had a hook in it.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:46:48

14. Got damn she is one fugly uck. Kee-reist.

    By Keyser Soze, on July 13, 2010 06:32:55

15. Linds could blow $500K in one weekend.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 06:41:03

16. If she serves a day over two weeks I'll be surprised. LA prisons are a revolving door for celebrities.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 07:07:54

17. $500K is nothing. She'll blow through that quickly and the debt will still be there. I doubt she'll use the money to pay any debt down.
    
    Besides, we should boycott any company that is willing to reward this skank with interview money. That's been the whole problem from day one. She gets rewarded for her behavior!!!
    
    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 05:02:23
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    You absolutely nailed it. She's definitely not going to be paying her debt down; that would be responsible. And, this definitely sends the wrong message; she's being rewarded for breaking the law openly & notoriously. I personally plan to boycott any network/organization who would reward her for being a danger to society.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 07:14:12

18. DL has done too much botox and coke. When she talking and grimacing, she looks like a stroke victim.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 07:21:44

19. The Great literature of prison books:
    The Gulag Archipelago - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
    Soul On Ice - Eldridge Cleaver
    I Am Sooooooo Innocent - Lindsey Lohan
    
    I think she should win the Nobel Peace prize for her struggles against unjust incarceration
    
    
    Actually, she needs Judge Mel fucking Gibson to give her a good heart-to-heart
    
    
    

    By Stress Judo, on July 13, 2010 07:53:46

20. LOL # 2 - Nice.

    By Judy, on July 13, 2010 08:16:42

21. That's Dina's "I'm getting paid" face. Not surprisingly it's a lot like her orgasm face.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 08:44:56

22. Harvey Birdman needs to be casually referenced to more in today's crazy mixed up world

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 08:49:39

23. So, Lindsay is getting paid $231.48 per hour for going to jail. Even more per hour if she doesn't do the full 90 days.
    
    You think Lindsay will learn not to do it again?
    
    Neither do I.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 12:04:07

24. Who punched her in the lips?

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 13:13:56

25. she better serve at least 60 days cause imma be waiting at the jail to protest if that freckled fuckwad gets out early..i'll just throw a sack of blow at her soon as she gets past the gate an SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! instant violation hahah...

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 15:31:35

26. holy-bloody-shit, are they seriously going to keep encouraging this crap?!?!
    
    p.s. there is no keyser soze!

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 17:01:06

27. What percentage of the population would be willing to go to jail for 90 days for $500,000? Sign me up.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2010 18:33:08

28. Shapiro is too busy with legal zoom and shoe dazzle. Besides he couldnt save his own drug addict son how is he going to help Lilo? Dream team my arse!

    By rocky, on July 14, 2010 05:54:37

29. #24 - A whole 'lotta cocks.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2010 06:09:35

30. who is more stupid?
    
    (1) Lindsay Lohan
    (2) TV/magazine companies that want to pay her $500,000 for post-jail interviews
    (3) viewers/readers who watch the interviews
    (4) all of the above

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2010 06:19:37

31. This is the demise of western civilization: Act like an immoral criminal asshole and get rewarded. Meanwhile people who do the RIGHT thing get f*cked over left and right.

    By Makes you wonder, on July 14, 2010 08:51:37